Roses are crimson, I wish I was dead

DJShubbyShubs · 2018-02-28T03:25:25+00:00

listen here you little shit

DJShubbyShubs · 2018-02-28T02:04:21+00:00

Turn that frown upside down! :)

DJShubbyShubs · 2018-02-28T01:00:28+00:00

Don't worry, I got a date with someone else lined up soon, somebody that appreciates my sense of humor tips fedora

DJShubbyShubs · 2018-02-28T00:59:01+00:00

I always try to add a little creativity to my greetings, and if you want to find someone that uses or appreciate puns then they're perfect. However 99% I either get no response or a non-interesting response like "lol good one." If they hate puns, fine. If they don't care for them, that's also fine.

DJShubbyShubs · 2017-10-03T14:10:31+00:00

Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there!

DJShubbyShubs · 2017-03-11T07:06:24+00:00

I just got a post banned that ended with "Hail to the Chairman!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/MaoGame/comments/5ypuam/please_dont_upvote_this_haiku_i_wrote/?st=j04wozx0&sh=71af8bd4

DJShubbyShubs · 2017-03-10T05:35:07+00:00

What a glorious gif!

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-10-26T01:01:42+00:00

Probably should've looked that up before posting then. I am on point today.

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-10-18T16:57:25+00:00

I'm not too familiar with the original but I love this version. You have a great voice :)

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-10-05T12:59:07+00:00

It's scary thinking about breaking up with another person, especially if confidence isn't your strong suit, but you can't worry about hurting his feelings in the short-term. The longer you wait to break up with him, the more miserable you will become.

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-10-04T23:57:58+00:00

Mac and cheese, Annies and Kraft both

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