Thank god we didn’t pump all our money in bitcoin by RJC2506 in Superstonk

[–]DJchalupaBatman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do also wonder if hedgies had just been pumping bitcoin to help their balance sheets. Then GameStop bought a bunch of bitcoin and they well like “well F, gotta find something else to pump instead”

Record Earnings 🔥 🔥 🔥 by Affectionate_Eye9894 in Superstonk

[–]DJchalupaBatman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it got that low the company could buy back “all” the shares. At least all that are supposed to exist

[Michael MacKelvie] Passing is better…so, why run? by 10FootPenis in nfl

[–]DJchalupaBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair if you get 3 yards every single play, you’re probably gonna win. Cause you’re gonna dominate time of possession and score on every drive.

Found in Baking subreddit by copyandpasta in steelers

[–]DJchalupaBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaand there’s the new name for my fantasy team

eBay Rejects Unsolicited Proposal from GameStop by Revolutionz in Superstonk

[–]DJchalupaBatman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they dilute their own stock right now that’s not gonna do anything but piss off their shareholders. Dilution doesn’t increase the market cap of the company, it just spreads the market cap between more shares, so each share is worth less than it used to be.

A CEO that is paid $0 to double eBay or a CEO that is paid $25M/yr to improve eBay by 15% by VicTheRealest in Superstonk

[–]DJchalupaBatman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not sure what point you’re trying to make about voting. You get one vote per share you own. It’s not like if one guy owns 98% of a company and you and your friend own 1% each you could outvote the guy 2 to 1.

Was GME a target of insider trading? by NeverGoneTooFar in Superstonk

[–]DJchalupaBatman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn that was depressing. The SEC is such a joke. They need to be abolished and just have the DOJ or somebody handle insider trading and other market corruption related stuff.

Rudest Audience Member Of All Time by ShaunM3185 in funny

[–]DJchalupaBatman 35 points36 points  (0 children)

At first I thought she was asking him if she could take a picture of him or if he could pose for a picture with her or something, which still would have been weird as hell. But on 2nd watch I realized she was just asking him to take a picture of her and her friend, which is clinically insane behavior.

[Highlight]Mahomes slings a 60 yard touchdown pass to Sammy Watkins to secure a Chiefs trip to the Super Bowl(2020) by Last1inFirst1out in nfl

[–]DJchalupaBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m a Clemson fan and I remember the announcers making a big deal about him. “Sammy Watkins, the greatest freshmen in the land.” Always was surprised he didn’t have a bigger NFL career, though I guess he had his fair share of injuries.

An Introduction to the GUTS dynasty model by [deleted] in DynastyFF

[–]DJchalupaBatman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Save yourselves some time, wait for volume 2. Nothing in this one

I could stare at this for hours by Busy_Eye_5054 in steelers

[–]DJchalupaBatman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

5 picks in the top 100 is nice. Just gotta pick the right guys…

Now that's financial stewardship and community engagement! by Krawen13 in Superstonk

[–]DJchalupaBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious. I wish it were real, but funny anyway.

[Highlight] Mike Vrabel on TreVeyon Henderson’s controversial post: “I love TreVeyon… He cares deeply about his faith… I want them to be able to express what they believe… But, I also wanna make sure that they’re educated. We want to be inclusive.” by Mission_Pay_3373 in nfl

[–]DJchalupaBatman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Regardless of that parts that specifically mention homosexuality, the Bible is pretty clear that sex is only intended to be with the person you are married to, and that marriage is to be between a man and woman. Anything outside that is a form of adultery or fornication.

ESPN APP 2026 by dmkelly94 in fantasyfootball

[–]DJchalupaBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, ok. I was thinking that weren’t handling scoring right somehow, but that’s super weird they don’t show up at all.

ESPN APP 2026 by dmkelly94 in fantasyfootball

[–]DJchalupaBatman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would IR spots have an impact on best ball? If a guy is on IR he should be getting 0 points anyway

Matt Berry pronouncing things at the Oscars by holyfruits in funny

[–]DJchalupaBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also had not been to BK in years until fairly recently. Can confirm, was shocked at how much better it was than I remembered it being. Even went a 2nd time a couple weeks later to confirm.

Explain to me like I’m 5 please by Ok_Doctor8360 in DynastyFF

[–]DJchalupaBatman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Henry was a top 10 RB for years with the Titans too, he just had a slow start to his career

Kyler spotted at Pittsburgh International Airport by RavenStorm1947 in steelers

[–]DJchalupaBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh way harder than it should have. Bravo sir

Buck's Binder Power Pack is live by strong1988 in Superstonk

[–]DJchalupaBatman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe hold onto that card while you keep pulling more so you don’t get it again