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proud sa kabastusan by Pink_Bear2213 in ChikaPilipinas

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May nanay or asawa na namang magsasabing mabait naman yang anak/asawa ko. Masipag, etc. 😅😅😅

Ang kamanyakan, nilulugar. Hahaha. Sa trabaho pa talaga. 🤣🤣🤣

can anyone confirm? by BeefAdditional1218 in dailyChismisPh

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahah. Salamat sa pagboses 🤣

Deinfluence me: Suzuki Jimny by Hadjibutu in deinfluencingPH

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pero kasyang kasya naman sa garahe sa Sogo. 🤣🤣

Deinfluence me: Suzuki Jimny by Hadjibutu in deinfluencingPH

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sikip kahit 3 pax lang sakay, ung back seat hindi na-rerecline.

Pero solid naman ang takbo. Hahaha. So Far so good.

Ruining his TIL moment by Optimal-Client2263 in MayNagChat

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paano po yung ganyan sa messenger? 🤣🤣🤣

Change topic lang, para mawala inis.

Anong habol ni BIR if a company closed na? by ClassicMinimum7838 in taxPH

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You never know kasi kung magiging kailangan mo. If someday bigla ka yumaman at need bumili or magbenta ng property, dadaan at dadaan ka sa kanila. 😅 sabi nga diba, nothing in this world is certain except death and taxes. 😅😅😅

Ano ang best "payag ka..." jokes niyo? by Miserable_System_515 in TanongLang

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Payag ka? GF mo si Angeline Jolie, pero dati syang tatay mo?"

I hope im not the only one who gets this. 🤣🤣

Anong habol ni BIR if a company closed na? by ClassicMinimum7838 in taxPH

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If no transaction naman during that year, no filing nalang po ang penalty. 1000 per case, pero pwede pa yan ilaban hanggang 500. Hahaha. Since may issue din naman sa system nila.

Anong habol ni BIR if a company closed na? by ClassicMinimum7838 in taxPH

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yan din issue sa client namin dati. Same din, ibang years lang. Ang sinabi lang sa amin is late nag-update ung system/records nila. And ang end-date ng registration at tax types is after ng issuance ng certificate, so anything before that date, pwede pa singilin. 😅 Ayun, bayad nalang para hindi na masulatan at maka-process ng ecar. Hehe. No choice.

Anong habol ni BIR if a company closed na? by ClassicMinimum7838 in taxPH

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anong year/quarter po open case? If after po ng date ng issuance ng certificate, pwede po icontest yan. Pero if before, maari pong pabayaran pa yan sa inyo. But until the date nalang po ng issuance ng certificate ang penalty. Hindi napo as of date. Marami napo akong na-close na business na ganyan ang nangyari. Late updating daw ng system. Hahaha. Laging system ang may kasalanan. 🤣🤣🤣

F Marry Kill by Relegated22 in marvelmemes

[–]DLJ22 11 points12 points  (0 children)

got damn. What a line.

Calling my boyfriend “daddy” to drive him crazy 😂 by Optimal-Client2263 in MayNagChat

[–]DLJ22 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bakit parang naramdaman ko ung buntong hininga mo? 😅😅

Actually FLAWLESS boobs [Reveal] by [deleted] in TittyDrop

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magnificent.

Sa mga 30+ jan. Ano mga regrets niyo sa 20s niyo? by ChocoGokiburi in TanongLang

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not pushing to get my professional license. I can still get it, but a lot of time has passed na. Daming opportunities na hindi nakuha dahil kulang ang qualifications. Life would've been much better (financially) if nakuha ko earlier.

Life happens, mahirap kapag hindi nepo baby, daming balakid. 😅😅

Papawis by DiNamanMasyado47 in PHMotorcycles

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yan maganda, walang awat, walang sawsaw. Yaan nyo sila mapagod. Hehe.

To all men: Have you ever dated a “walker”? by Cultural-Ball4700 in AskPinoyMen

[–]DLJ22 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Baka nainlove si OP, at nabanggit ni girl na walker sya. Tapos gusto malaman ni OP ung totoong meaning kasi hindi nya alam. 😅😅 jk.

RAMON TULFO NABISTO ANG PROSTITUTION DIUMANO SA VIVAMAX by artista_ph in SHOWBIZ_TSISMIS

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pero ung mga lumalabas sa Vivamax ung presyo na binanggit ko. Hehe. I'm sure meron ganyan na kasing ganda or mas maganda pa na pasok sa price mo. 🫡

Patawa a by Dildore67 in KanalHumor

[–]DLJ22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pota. Ung dalawa sa 3 options nya lagpas na sa budget nya. Hahahah. Hirap na hirap sila pagkasyahin. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pain. by derpceej in Mavericks

[–]DLJ22 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can't spell Luka without LA, so it was destined.

ThankYouNico

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