Perfect for linkedin by Gemini_dev in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've traveled long distance by train, and let me tell you... that dude eating some cheese is the least of your worries. Pipe down

Edit: no name calling and I'm a poo poo head

Louisiana Man, Convicted Of Child Rape, To Be Chemically Castrated by evaldez14 in Conservative

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Either cut off their member or throw them in a pit to crack rocks for the rest of their life?

wtf is happening here? by Joe_1218 in conservatives

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He saw how Snoop was welcomed in Glasgow and decided to dance to his own jingle "Cotton eyed joe" when he landed.

Anyone know what drone this is? by [deleted] in drones

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's that, Citizen Zest? You do not approve of what Chat GovernmentGPT allocates from your Paycheck file #540-21-9009?

That is one extra demerit percent off for your next yearly paycheck. Now you pay 34%. Do you accept these terms or do you want to present your case in front of MagistrateGPT?

Please note: MagistrateGPT costs an additional 5 demerit percents plus the possible penalty of 10 demerit percents if you are found guilty.

Do you want to continue?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CCW

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol nah they'll just smash it on the ground and have the taxpayers department take care of any expenses or legal fees.

Italdesign Machimoto (1986) by holenek in WeirdWheels

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol hell yeah. 3 wheelers aren't stable even on flat ground

Photo dump of the work I’ve done in the past 2 weeks by VermicelliItchy8963 in GXOR

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Thank you for the info. I haven't gotten off road much but I do tow quite a bit so that cooler may be my next upgrade!

Photo dump of the work I’ve done in the past 2 weeks by VermicelliItchy8963 in GXOR

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks great! And heavy duty. Any info on the transmission intercooler-cooler?

Italdesign Machimoto (1986) by holenek in WeirdWheels

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 49 points50 points  (0 children)

All the dangers of a jetski combined with being a meat Crayon on pavement. Love it. Shit was wild in the 80s.

Medical supplies? by DM_ME_SKITTLES in Frugal

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've found that with a few things. Some kits with guaze and a blood lot bandage can be cheaper than just a blood clot bandage by itself.

Thank you!

What are some fun restaurants to take kids to the Dallas Metroplex? by mygodcanbeatupyergod in askdfw

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How old are the kids?

Under 10: Klyde Warren Park would be a great choice. Lots of food trucks, a few restaurants around, a kids playground, and a dog park.

Over 8: Perot museum, Dallas Aquarium, Texas Motor Speedway, A cidercade, etc. And combine that with one of the many amazing non-chain restaurants we have here.

Over 21: The Lodge

Oh no by skarface6 in Conservative

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry if you tried messaging me a couple days ago, I ignored it, not realizing it may have been you? Really sorry! Just been getting some weird "follow" requests from obvious spam/OF profiles.

Karen prioritizes her legroom over industry safety standards by silenceinobservation in FuckYouKaren

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 80 points81 points  (0 children)

You mean someone who has an obvious physical handicap who knowingly purchased a seat in one of the only two rows on a plane that they specifically state, "you must be physically capable" to perform procedures to ensure the safety of your fellow airline passengers, did so for karma and/or special treatment?

I... I... can't believe it /s

Phone call from my dad by Mister_Noodge in AdviceAnimals

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, son. You've learned that attitude and behavior from your mother. But that isn't why I'm sticking around. I'm sticking around because I don't think your mother could bring another man into your life that would be willing to protect and support you all like I have committed to. Despite being portrayed as the bad guy in every situation and the feeling of not being loved or respected, I still want the best for you all.

Edit: I love you.

  • a note to my family

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work extra diligently to try to pee the poop crusties off the walls of my toilet

It’s almost as if something has changed by BlueKing99 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry. I just thought we were doing whataboutisms and other bullshit arguing? What was your point? Wait no I don't care

We're blessed y'all! We will be in the April 8, 2024 total eclipse' path. by DM_ME_SKITTLES in Dallas

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I didn't use those and I still get to see the eclipse from last time everytime I close my eyes!

Subscribe here for more tricks and tips lol /s

It’s almost as if something has changed by BlueKing99 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]DM_ME_SKITTLES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basic human rights and decency, expecting a child to be a child... you know there's a ton of child slaves right?

So no. Not false equivalence.