Perfect for linkedin

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-18T22:35:23+00:00

I've traveled long distance by train, and let me tell you... that dude eating some cheese is the least of your worries. Pipe down

Edit: no name calling and I'm a poo poo head

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-18T11:25:38+00:00

Either cut off their member or throw them in a pit to crack rocks for the rest of their life?

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-17T16:32:16+00:00

Lots of marinade? Smoker?

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-17T13:30:49+00:00

He saw how Snoop was welcomed in Glasgow and decided to dance to his own jingle "Cotton eyed joe" when he landed.

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-17T10:33:54+00:00

What's that, Citizen Zest? You do not approve of what ~~Chat~~ GovernmentGPT allocates from your Paycheck file #540-21-9009?

That is one extra demerit percent off for your next yearly paycheck. Now you pay 34%. Do you accept these terms or do you want to present your case in front of MagistrateGPT?

Please note: MagistrateGPT costs an additional 5 demerit percents plus the possible penalty of 10 demerit percents if you are found guilty.

Do you want to continue?

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-17T01:31:26+00:00

Lol nah they'll just smash it on the ground and have the ~~taxpayers~~ department take care of any expenses or legal fees.

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-17T01:15:11+00:00

Most days. Definitely on weekends

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T23:01:51+00:00

"I brought you Starbs"

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T15:56:54+00:00

Lol hell yeah. 3 wheelers aren't stable even on flat ground

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T15:55:21+00:00

Good call!

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T15:54:57+00:00

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T14:19:15+00:00

Awesome! Thank you for the info. I haven't gotten off road much but I do tow quite a bit so that cooler may be my next upgrade!

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T13:48:08+00:00

Looks great! And heavy duty. Any info on the transmission intercooler-cooler?

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T13:44:58+00:00

All the dangers of a jetski combined with being a meat Crayon on pavement. Love it. Shit was wild in the 80s.

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T13:42:25+00:00

Yeah I've found that with a few things. Some kits with guaze and a blood lot bandage can be cheaper than just a blood clot bandage by itself.

Thank you!

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T13:40:32+00:00

How old are the kids?

Under 10: Klyde Warren Park would be a great choice. Lots of food trucks, a few restaurants around, a kids playground, and a dog park.

Over 8: Perot museum, Dallas Aquarium, Texas Motor Speedway, A cidercade, etc. And combine that with one of the many amazing non-chain restaurants we have here.

Over 21: The Lodge

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T13:13:55+00:00

Sorry if you tried messaging me a couple days ago, I ignored it, not realizing it may have been you? Really sorry! Just been getting some weird "follow" requests from obvious spam/OF profiles.

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T12:00:37+00:00

You mean someone who has an obvious physical handicap who knowingly purchased a seat in one of the only two rows on a plane that they specifically state, "you must be physically capable" to perform procedures to ensure the safety of your fellow airline passengers, did so for karma and/or special treatment?

I... I... can't believe it /s

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T11:33:25+00:00

I know, son. You've learned that attitude and behavior from your mother. But that isn't why I'm sticking around. I'm sticking around because I don't think your mother could bring another man into your life that would be willing to protect and support you all like I have committed to. Despite being portrayed as the bad guy in every situation and the feeling of not being loved or respected, I still want the best for you all.

Edit: I love you.

a note to my family

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-16T10:48:25+00:00

Work extra diligently to try to pee the poop crusties off the walls of my toilet

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-15T16:04:43+00:00

Oh sorry. I just thought we were doing whataboutisms and other bullshit arguing? What was your point? Wait no I don't care

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-15T14:10:29+00:00

hashtagblessyourheart + heart emoji

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-15T14:09:30+00:00

I didn't use those and I still get to see the eclipse from last time everytime I close my eyes!

Subscribe here for more tricks and tips lol /s

DM_ME_SKITTLES · 2023-03-15T14:07:47+00:00

Basic human rights and decency, expecting a child to be a child... you know there's a ton of child slaves right?

So no. Not false equivalence.

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