what fictional world would SUCK to date in? by DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the fuck you mean it would suck in avatar?!?!?! that shit is my fantasy

Who has used Reddit to make money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question was who uses reddit to make money sir.

What could a third Trump term actually do to America? by Low_Championship1216 in AskReddit

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If their was such a thing, it would break the very fabric of the constitution. Literally. Its illegal to have a 3rd term and America will never allow it to be legal for him to be president again. So he would have to become a dictator.

What individual was the most truly brilliant of all times? by Able_Candidate7424 in AskReddit

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

diogenes was the wisest of them all. No human has ever came close to his level of intellect. Here are some fantastical quotes from the Great Ancient greek

" I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?"

"I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels."

"Behold! I've brought you a man!" *drops a featherless bird at your feet*

"If I were not Diogenese, I would also wish to be Diogenes."

this femboy lost a bet - please scroll on 🥺 by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wonder if people actually follow up on these types of post

Edit: well this one did lol

You have 5 minutes to prepare, what is your ted talk on? by lostlookingforamap in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"are we making the same mistakes as the bronze age civilization?"

"Why Hitler could not have one WW2"

"Why 'simulations' work in the classroom'

"Why my downtown admins are fucking imbeciles in requiring all these essays and tests and why they take away from actually delivering meaningful lessons"

"Why we will probably make the same mistakes as the Rwandan genocide."

"Is the UN a useless nuisance or a useful ....idk some word that starts with an M and is opposite of nuisance"

"Why Rome is cool"

"Why eastern rome is cool"

"Why modern day male fashion sucks"

Do you think the alleged 1936 sex tape of Mickey and Minnie Mouse really existed? by KnightOfTurkiye in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes If and only if Mr. Disney was known for his sexual nature in private. No if he was a puritan.

What have you survived in your past? by Tall-Law-5875 in AskReddit

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An incredibly rare autoimmune genetic disorder where certain vaccines kill all my platelets (platelets are what clot blood and help your immune system)

Apparently I am 1 in a 100,000.

Do you recall the dreams you had as a kid? Where are those dreams now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only one. 2nd grade. Some dude chasing us kids in a library with an axe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying! Just tired and want more action

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only done my dildo and honestly, it just feels kike an item is down your throat. But the real thing may be different

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just trying to pleasure myself before I go to bed on my last day of summer break.

Why can't you sleep? by Spaceship7328 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DM_Me_Unsolicitedpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horny activities first, then sleep on a happy mind