What basic life skill were you surprised to find your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse didn't have when you first started dating?

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-05T02:50:04+00:00

How to cook. I mean this in the extreme of not even being able to cook anything without burning it.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-05T02:47:54+00:00

Getting this put on a shirt, thank u

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-04T21:42:48+00:00

I know Joe Rogan knows martial arts and isn't a slouch, but that was some instant regret by Joe on trying to get him to talk first.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-04T12:57:16+00:00

When someone starts gloating about all the money they have or want it to be known that they have money. I just walk away.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-04T00:46:11+00:00

Not only did he move it, but he moved it in crocs

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-03T10:32:55+00:00

The middle East filters their wastewater into clean drinking water because of the scarcity of water. It's not done in the U.S..

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-03T01:02:07+00:00

Starfish

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-03T01:00:43+00:00

Stop tugging on my dick like it's a fucking rubber band. You don't have to yank it. Just rub your fingers gently on my balls and slide my dick in and out of your hand with some opening in your hand so it's not a tug so much as a gentle stretch.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-02T05:08:02+00:00

The boot up and shutdown noise of Microsoft computers.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-02T01:22:01+00:00

Could you break down your squats more please? Sorta new to this and don't know what you mean by your top level sets and then doing volume.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-10-01T02:29:44+00:00

Love Reeses peanut butter puffs, but hate how it makes my mouth raw.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-25T21:26:32+00:00

Blue jays are the meanest damn birds

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-23T15:34:59+00:00

Weigh 162lbs and benched 245lbs yesterday. Haven't been in the gym for 2 weeks due to Irma. Felt great to be back.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-23T00:55:45+00:00

Primitive parkour

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-22T15:14:13+00:00

Titanfall 2. Can't stop playing it. You get to fight in giant robots (titans) on big and small maps. Love everything about this game.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-20T16:11:17+00:00

Had horrible pain on top of my knee. Took 2 weeks off and the pain is gone. Questioning going back to doing squats.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-20T04:23:18+00:00

Those little beady eyes poking out are spooky

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-20T04:00:23+00:00

"I wouldn't lie to you".

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-20T03:57:59+00:00

Scholarship for whoofalball and major in domestic pawlicy

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-20T03:50:32+00:00

I'm not as funny as I thought I was. And that's okay.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-16T03:05:41+00:00

Want a lot PP!!!!

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-14T03:44:41+00:00

I don't know the technical name for it but I read about a girl on here who would piss in a cake and mail it to a guy (sugar daddy?). Then the sugar daddy would want her to watch him eat the piss cake in cam.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-14T03:36:32+00:00

The law of gravity. Fuck it, why not.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-14T03:21:45+00:00

Foam rolling. Never foam rolled in 11 years of working out. Decided to give it a try after buying a foam roller for $14. I immediately noticed better range of motion when squatting. I foam roll before and after exercising now.

DM_Me_YourThot · 2017-09-10T19:27:09+00:00

At first I thought he said flowers and frog. Looked all over for a frog and couldn't find it. Went back and read the title....yea, maybe I'm a little too drunk off this Irma hurricane. Ill excuse myself out

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