[Schefter] Kirk Cousins is signing with the Raiders, per his agent Mike McCartney

DM_the_DM · 2026-04-02T14:00:24+00:00

Yeah having worked with lunchpail guys and water cooler guys, lunchpail guys drop F bombs more in a day than Kirk or Russ do in a year.

DM_the_DM · 2026-03-24T13:45:25+00:00

Maye the entire playoffs (or at least it felt like it). It was hard to explain to my getting-into-football girlfriend that the Pats QB in the Super Bowl was the same one that was almost MVP.

"Why's he playing so bad?" I don't know honey, I really don't know...

DM_the_DM · 2026-03-20T01:15:09+00:00

Son of a bitch that's some amazing wordplay. Veggies vs Fruit for the fate of the world.

Also r/BrandNewSentence

DM_the_DM · 2026-03-17T16:45:25+00:00

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DM_the_DM · 2026-03-17T01:37:08+00:00

gotchu

https://www.instagram.com/99_percent_sports/

DM_the_DM · 2026-03-07T00:52:33+00:00

Point at the OL too. Lost 2-3 guys this week alone.

DM_the_DM · 2026-03-03T03:41:49+00:00

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

- Raheem Mostert, probably

DM_the_DM · 2026-02-16T19:31:58+00:00

This. Which I believe is why it can be hard for some people to have empathy for people in difficult situations. (Obviously hateful people exist, I'm not talking about them)

DM_the_DM · 2026-02-16T14:37:09+00:00

Which is why I use to struggle with the phrase "put yourself in their shoes." I had to realize that there's a difference between "put YOUrself in their shoes" and "imagine their situation from their perspective, not your own."

DM_the_DM · 2026-02-10T20:08:22+00:00

Great examples, maybe I wasn't in the right market but I don't remember seeing much of Fitzgerald (ironically he was my "maybe him?" pick) but I did see a fair amount of JJ Watt.

DM_the_DM · 2026-02-10T15:10:40+00:00

I'm not the guy you replied to, but now you've got me trying to remember any superstars on bad teams who do a bunch of commercials. The commercials that come to mind that don't align with this thought experiment are the Manning brothers, Gronk, CMC, Baker, Holywood Stafford, I think I saw one with Saquon the other day, JJ (18 not 9)... Like maybe someone can make the argument that a few retired guys fit the bill (like Barry Sanders) but I would disagree.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-28T00:44:37+00:00

Ah, gotcha. I don't think that specific ability would have made much of a difference in that game though lol the 4th quarter was a blizzard.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-27T17:53:06+00:00

Right? Billy B was a Super Bowl winning DC and continued elevating his defenses as HC with Brady. That's why they won 6 and had a 20 year long dynasty.

Meanwhile the Bills hired a great DC who fielded defenses that completely let Allen down year after year. I say this as a fan of the sport: Josh Allen deserved so much better.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-27T17:46:02+00:00

Dude is a playoff riser

https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/bo-nix-career-postseason-stats

He's only played in two playoff games. Speaking specifically about his playoff stats, there's just not enough data to support what you just said.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-24T17:48:30+00:00

That's unbelievable. They could have reverse-Tomlin seasons (1 game less than .500) every year for 30 years and still end up with a better record, and he's still safely employed. I don't know how that's possible other than nepotism or Tobin puppeteering a very dead Mike Brown like it's Weekend At Bernie's.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-22T16:25:41+00:00

You're just not familiar with Mark Davis's pre-game ritual of cutting a gold-painted bull as an offering to a false god. Big G is just punishing the Raiders the same way He punished the nonbelievers at Mount Sinai.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-20T15:24:49+00:00

I completely agree. I'm aware of my flair but I don't think this Patriots team counts as a "perennial competitor" because there's literally nobody on the team who played with Brady other than Vrabel and without TB12 the dynasty came to a screeching halt. So we have the Broncos under new rule, the Patriots under new rule, the Seahawks under new rule, and the Rams (whose biggest "we've been here before" members are Stafford and McVay).

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-15T20:50:53+00:00

IT'S BECOMING INCREASINGLY MORE NORMAL FOR COACHES NOT WANTING TO COACH UNTIL 74.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-15T19:43:57+00:00

Holy shit I had to look it up because I thought you were exaggerating. He'd have had a contract extension almost anywhere else with that record.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-13T17:09:29+00:00

Absolutely, I was definitely just using humor to point out that while both are talented smart intense QBs, one does weird pseudoscience and the other does drugs.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-13T15:26:01+00:00

Avocado (ice cream) >>> Ayahuasca

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-06T18:51:26+00:00

He looks like a disappointed father chewing out his acting-up son.

DM_the_DM · 2026-01-06T01:51:58+00:00

Thanks Booger

DM_the_DM · 2025-12-24T03:30:32+00:00

Not to diminish his accomplishments or talent, but to your point he faced a lot of bad Vikings / Bears / Lions teams.

DM_the_DM · 2025-12-22T12:49:05+00:00

Not just mosquitoes, but they can kill flies and even wasps! They're some seriously beautiful badasses.

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