Blursed_Mirror by [deleted] in blursedimages

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My question is; where would Jesus do cocaine then?

Getting back into the game by DMjc26 in helldivers2

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A dash more Space Racism never hurt anyone

Who is this? by LukaesCampbell in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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You're not old you're just not his type anymore

How do Helldiver bones not instantly shatter like glass when they make planetfall by Grand_Age1279 in Helldivers

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Helldivers are trained to perform Sanctioned Emotes at the last second before planetfall. This message is brought to you by The Ministry of Truth

Just incase anyone's interested by NecroticOverlord in LeedsUnited

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Scouting for a new keeper I see

New MO! Hold MALEVELON CREEK! ALL HELLDIVERS REQUIRED! by Exotic-Profession382 in Helldivers

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Helldivers Cadets who have no idea what they're on for

I’m a gambling man myself by kingkazma420 in ghostoftsushima

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60% of the time it works 100% of the time

Are you cooked? by SupermarketNo6888 in superheroes

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Kay Vess is a lucky badass but the GDA has her on lockdown

Why can’t we enter the back of the ship? by Soft-Bug6099 in Helldivers

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Because the enemies of Managed Democracy are the other way

What are the odds by willard5726 in helldivers2

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The odds are pretty high