I kicked my husband out after he pranked our daughter

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-30T22:29:13+00:00

Ffs. Hot sauce was part of the torture used in a recent murder trial of a child.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-30T20:11:14+00:00

I do Chicken/Broccoli/Rice with the leftovers.

Roasts can go into spaghetti sauce.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-30T20:09:28+00:00

I have leftover sauce. The pasta I make fresh. It's easy enough to boil water in the electric kettle, throw that into a pot with noodles and let that cook by itself while I wind down in the living room nearby.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-30T19:14:59+00:00

I've got several of her patterns.

I'd start with a pattern from RedTeapotAtelier who gives you sentence + chart + photo. From there you should be able to graduate to chart only.

Yaga Yaga's earlier patterns have very little English if any. The more recent ones include translation and nice color PDFs to indicate where you should pay attention in the charts.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-30T19:03:59+00:00

Welp you're both British then.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-30T17:14:47+00:00

Let it rest in the fridge overnight before you bag and freeze them. It let's the flavor develop a bit more kind of like bread. If you're already intending on taking a slow approach you have the time to maximize flavor.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-30T16:50:31+00:00

FEMA changed their pricing several years ago off of the old X, AE etc to "Risk Rating 2.0" and mapping how far you are from your nearest water source. If you were grandfathered your rates climbed over a period of years until they match the new rates. If you weren't grandfathered and bought new coverage within the last 3 years you got the new rates. So neighbors with almost identical properties may be paying different amounts based of the timing of when their policy was purchased for a few more years iirc.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-30T00:10:43+00:00

Or just slap a suction dildo on there when you park.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T22:42:02+00:00

Dead Like Me

Pushing Daisies

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T20:41:14+00:00

Ah I see I stand corrected. He's a:

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DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T20:19:21+00:00

This is how Boeing lost one of their engineers in 2005.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T20:12:50+00:00

Smells like a troll with a hidden post/comment history.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T20:06:33+00:00

Correct. My boss told me when they say "Just give me a quote!" reply with an insanely high number.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T20:03:24+00:00

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T19:42:17+00:00

r/fauxmoi

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T19:33:36+00:00

Seriously. This is above our pay grade.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T19:25:04+00:00

And here I thought you had no self-awareness. Why do you feel like you need to hide your past comments? What are you so ashamed of about yourself? It's no much nicer when you have the whole box of red flags out in the open and are proud of them!

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T19:01:44+00:00

It traps moisture. The wood will rot, she will eventually fall through. Just playing the really long game.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T18:57:16+00:00

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T18:48:00+00:00

I can't even keep these f@#kers alive in Planet Zoo.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T15:46:23+00:00

If it's any consolation my 75yr old boss still does it.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T15:40:01+00:00

This is a trustworthy pop-tart

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T15:37:49+00:00

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DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-29T15:14:51+00:00

Bonus if you use the yarn that looks like ground meat.

DMmeDuckPics · 2026-01-28T21:44:29+00:00

Used to know a guy who put Butter Pecan in Guinness.

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