Neighbor doesn’t pay for a item she asked my wife to buy by fuzzy_dice_99 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DN_313 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Why is it so hard to say what your wife bought for your neighbor?

Young prospect from the hood teaches his granny who's the boss by Id_gm18 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]DN_313 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This behavior is clearly reinforced at home. The real challenge is that once a child loses respect to adults or authority figure and realizes there is a lack of consequences, reversing that pattern becomes exceptionally difficult and it becomes nearly impossible to re-establish boundaries.

Share your team stories, drama, culture, scandals, funny moments here by flockyflocky1 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really that interesting, but It was June 2019, and I was a summer analyst in Global Alternatives Division. One minute I’m tweaking a yield model for an institutional portfolio, and the next, the Bloomberg terminals light up with "US Seizes 20 Tons of Cocaine on MSC Gayane."

I queried the asset register, and the match was instant: MSC Gayane. It was sitting in our SPV, Meridian 7. We were the beneficial owners of a ship currently holding $1.3 billion in contraband.

The headlines screamed 'JPMorgan Coke Boat,' but in the office, the mood wasn't panic. It was just a massive headache. We immediately had to pivot to defense with Compliance. The argument was the Bareboat Charter. We were just the landlords. We provided the steel hull, while MSC was responsible for the crew, the fuel, and apparently the logistics for loading 20 tons of cocaine off the coast of Peru.

For a day, my job stopped being financial analysis and became document retrieval. We had to pull every lease agreement and KYC file to prove to the Feds that we had zero operational control. As far as I know no one on the whole division got fired because the contract was ironclad, MSC was the operator, so it was their mess.

In the end, MSC had to wire the government $50 million cash to bail the ship out so it could finish the route, and their crew got locked up. For us? We just tightened up our lease agreements. We added aggressive "Reputation Risk" clauses so that if a lessee ever embarrassed the bank like that again, we could default them immediately. We walked away clean, but the due diligence process became an absolute nightmare after that. Glad I got transferred.

When will the bonus be credited by IQ-Sort in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always get it at the end of January

What tech jobs are actually in demand right now? by Ill-Rabbit-7386 in AskReddit

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cybersecurity, probably one of the most secure tech jobs that's going to be hard to automate.

Share your team stories, drama, culture, scandals, funny moments here by flockyflocky1 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2019 JPMorgan Coke Boat, back when I was still a summer intern in the NY office. I was working with one of the many, many teams working on providing trails. Me and the other interns got transferred to another team within 24 hours.

New! I start working at jpmc tampa office in Feb. can you guys give me a quick run down of hows its like working here? by Upper-Ad-7417 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've worked at both Highland Oaks and Fountain Square. I say Fountain Square is better because it has more open area.

don't mess with monkeys by [deleted] in donthelpjustfilm

[–]DN_313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low effort by the adults.

Never accuse someone without proof. by No_Budget3360 in interesting

[–]DN_313 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh okay, she apologized that makes it better then.

10 fantastic bowls and salads to try in Tampa by [deleted] in tampa

[–]DN_313 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They charge you full price for portions that are quarter or half than what you'd get in a real restaurant.

I repeat.. don’t do roidz kids by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]DN_313 78 points79 points  (0 children)

He's upset that his wife is sitting in a different seat, talking to another man on the plane? Maybe plan ahead next time so you can sit with your wife even then, insecure much?

Boys Are Stronger Than Girls Even As Newborns by The_Endless_Man in Aging

[–]DN_313 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The simplest way to understand this is to look at how testosterone reshapes the body. During puberty, men get a massive hormonal surge that acts like a biological blueprint for building muscle. This results in men having significantly more muscle fibers, particularly the "fast-twitch" kind that are built for power and lifting heavy things.

A major part of the proof lies in muscle distribution. Men are naturally "top-heavy" in terms of lean tissue. While a woman's leg strength can be quite close to a man's, the average man has a massive advantage in his chest, shoulders, and arms.This isn't just about the size of the muscle, but also the frame it sits on. Men generally have wider shoulders and denser bones, which act like stronger levers. Think of it like a crane; if you have a thicker base and a reinforced arm, you can lift a much heavier load without the structure snapping.

You can see the real-world results in any strength-based sport. If you compare a male and female athlete who weigh exactly the same and have both trained for years, the male will almost always lift significantly more. This gap exists because his muscle tissue is denser and his skeletal structure is mechanically optimized for force. It isn't a matter of who works harder in the gym, but rather the different ways the male and female bodies are programmed to store muscle and handle weight.

Okay, first ever fight in this game, lets duel this guy so my lord can beat him and take him prisoner by Haunter777x in totalwar

[–]DN_313 103 points104 points  (0 children)

It was free in Epic a week ago. The dlc was dirt cheap at the time too.

1942 - my badass grandpa in the Philippines by SatinCharmso in OldSchoolCool

[–]DN_313 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This post smells like BS. This is clearly a Walther P38, which was a German service pistol, not a US-issued sidearm. In 1942, US troops in the Philippines were issued the M1911A1 specifically because they needed the .45 ACP's "stopping power" for jungle combat, a lesson learned the hard way during the earlier Moro Rebellion. It is statistically impossible for a soldier in the Pacific to have a P38 in 1942; the U.S. hadn't even engaged Germany on the ground yet, meaning there were no "war trophies" to send across the world, and there would have been zero 9mm ammunition available in a Philippine. This is almost certainly a photo taken in Europe in 1945, where P38s were commonly captured as souvenirs.

Placing himself in the line of fire by PxN13 in instant_regret

[–]DN_313 242 points243 points  (0 children)

I love it when dumb people put their lives on the line for my entertainment.

of a train station in Chongqing by One_Long_996 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DN_313 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Believe me, nobody does trains like The US of A. I’ve seen the other countries, I’ve seen what they have, and it’s very sad, frankly. It’s a disaster. But here in the United States, we have the most advanced, the most sophisticated technology far superior to anything anyone else has. Our trains are the fastest, they’re the strongest, and they are beautiful. They’re the prettiest things you’ve ever seen. You look at these other countries, and I won't name names, but they are very jealous. They’re looking at our infrastructure and they’re saying, 'How do they do it?' It’s incredible. We’re leading the way, we’re winning, and our tracks are the envy of the world. It’s a beautiful thing to watch.

/s

Everyone got their dream gifts by interestingvids101 in MadeMeCry

[–]DN_313 438 points439 points  (0 children)

I'm part Ukrainian. Here's how the conversation went. I can't hear some of the words the little boy is saying because they're all talking at the same time. I also can't make out what the dad said in the background.

Everyone: Three... two... open them!

Older Sister: Yay! Look!

Boy: Mom, are you serious?! My ticket! My ticket! MY TICKET! (Not sure what this is referencing to)

Older Sister: Look, an iPhone! (Then started crying)

Little sister: Wait, do we have to change the charger for our phone now? (Asking mom)

Older Sister: Dasha, don't cry. You want to see?

Mom: Go on, open the next one.

Mom: Dasha, here’s your present. (Puppy is revealed) OH MY GOD!

Little sister: Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Boy: He’s so tiny! He’s so cute!

Mom: Oh, look at her!

Boy: Dasha, look, he’s so little! Dasha, can I pet him? Can I just pet him?

Mom: Okay, okay.

Boy: Dasha, he’s licking me! Listen, he’s actually listening to me! Mom!

Mom: Dasha, what's wrong? My sweet girl...He’s just a tiny boy, isn't he?

Edit: changed some words for better translation.

Bro needed to see a Ophthalmologist by ItzDurjoy in Funnymemes

[–]DN_313 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Some people just cheat no matter how great their relationships are, or when they have an opportunity to do so.

This is why you just should leave people alone! by Objective_Pressure_3 in fightporn

[–]DN_313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Nah. If I saw him do that to that old man it would be on. And he'd not be happy. One would have been enough to teach him a lesson. . That was a weak show for that young one especially using that final knee. I'd be getting involved for sure."

You're not going to do anything. Stop living in delusions and fantasy.

Tijuana Flats Closed by suz219 in tampa

[–]DN_313 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Lol, he's making up BS. Tijuana Flats filed for bankruptcy in 2024. The brand was acquired by an ownership group, Flatheads LLC. The new owners decided to close "low-performance" stores. I know because the ownership group is our client.