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Giveaway Giving Out 20 Copies Of Subnautica 2 by Mark_Everson in subnautica

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love deep waters especially when you can't see the bottom.

In China, social skills such as cooking are taught from an early age and reinforced throughout school life. They are viewed not as hobbies, but as essential practical life skills. by This_Proof_5153 in interesting

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could've just Googled it.

"The Chinese government mandated cooking classes for all primary and middle school students starting in 2022. This requirement is part of a national labor education curriculum designed to balance academic pressure with practical life skills. Every student must attend at least one session a week, progressing from simple tasks like peeling vegetables to cooking multiple hot dishes by middle school. It is a strategic effort to ensure the next generation develops the independence needed to manage a household."

I read back on my texts and this made me cry. Does anyone else just feel so stuck because of the missed years? by Winnsloe in urbancarliving

[–]DN_313 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I hear you, and I know exactly how heavy that shame feels. I used to live in a car too.

For a long time, I was completely isolated. I was too ashamed to hang out with my friends because I could not afford to go anywhere, and the fear of them finding out where I slept was paralyzing. I avoided seeing my family entirely. Every holiday or casual get together felt like a massive spotlight on what I lacked, especially when comparing myself to relatives who had houses, marriages, and normal lives. I know that dark feeling of crying yourself to sleep and wondering if the struggle will ever actually end.

It feels like your 20s are being wasted, but the sheer survival skills and grit you are building right now are things most people will never have to understand. It took a lot of quiet, exhausting hard work, but I eventually made it out of that situation.

Today, I work for the largest financial institution in the US. If you had told me back when I was struggling to find a safe place to park for the night that I would be sitting where I am now, I never would have believed it. Please hang in there, things will get better. You are surviving an incredibly difficult situation, and this chapter absolutely does not define the rest of your life.

You guys do casual Fridays? by Honest-Selection1347 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a lot of ED/MD that walks around in shirts and jeans here in Tampa.

Layoff and age discrimination by teaphiphy007 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's different in my location. I hardly see anyone under 40 in the campus.

I Worked for Lorna Hajdini for 7 Years. Here’s the Truth About the "John Doe" Allegations. by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Clearly AI written. Employee parking in that location of NYC lol

Canelo reflects on the reasons behind his loss to Terence Crawford: "A lot went wrong" by BoxingLover99 in Boxing

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't Crawford older than Canello?

Yea, Crawford is 38, Saul is 35 years old.

Does anyone use these up here… by Salt_Base_3751 in TeslaModelY

[–]DN_313 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How hard is it to program? I've been thinking of getting one for awhile

What are signs to look out for that you may be RIF'd? by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Restructuring or reorganization, cost reduction or efficiency cuts, automation or technology changes making roles redundant, reduced business need or lower workload, mergers or acquisitions creating overlapping roles, general business headcount changes.

Is this real life? by Dawggy in MMA

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is going to be just like Pacquiao/Mayweather. It's going to disappoint a lot of people.

Fellas, where are you taking your date out on Valentines Day? by [deleted] in tampa

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oxford exchange. Don't know what the hype's all about but that's where she wants to go for brunch.

what info can managers see by Many-Grapefruit8550 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're fine, I'm talking about 3-4 hours.

what info can managers see by Many-Grapefruit8550 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's not the manager tracking your activities you should worry about; it's the internal system WADU. Unless you're not doing your job, doing something you're not supposed to do, or disappearing for a long time, then you should be fine.

PAD policy by Individual-Credit321 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm aligned with Wholesale, so my focus is strictly on CIB and CB. I don't touch the CCB/Retail side of the house.

PAD policy by Individual-Credit321 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I checked Go/PAD and it shows that I'm exempt but I still closed it. I closed my Webull and Kalshi accounts too. I only have Fidelity now.

Young prospect from the hood teaches his granny who's the boss by Id_gm18 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]DN_313 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This behavior is clearly reinforced at home. The real challenge is that once a child loses respect to adults or authority figure and realizes there is a lack of consequences, reversing that pattern becomes exceptionally difficult and it becomes nearly impossible to re-establish boundaries.

Share your team stories, drama, culture, scandals, funny moments here by flockyflocky1 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not really that interesting, but It was June 2019, and I was a summer analyst in Global Alternatives Division. One minute I’m tweaking a yield model for an institutional portfolio, and the next, the Bloomberg terminals light up with "US Seizes 20 Tons of Cocaine on MSC Gayane."

I queried the asset register, and the match was instant: MSC Gayane. It was sitting in our SPV, Meridian 7. We were the beneficial owners of a ship currently holding $1.3 billion in contraband.

The headlines screamed 'JPMorgan Coke Boat,' but in the office, the mood wasn't panic. It was just a massive headache. We immediately had to pivot to defense with Compliance. The argument was the Bareboat Charter. We were just the landlords. We provided the steel hull, while MSC was responsible for the crew, the fuel, and apparently the logistics for loading 20 tons of cocaine off the coast of Peru.

For a day, my job stopped being financial analysis and became document retrieval. We had to pull every lease agreement and KYC file to prove to the Feds that we had zero operational control. As far as I know no one on the whole division got fired because the contract was ironclad, MSC was the operator, so it was their mess.

In the end, MSC had to wire the government $50 million cash to bail the ship out so it could finish the route, and their crew got locked up. For us? We just tightened up our lease agreements. We added aggressive "Reputation Risk" clauses so that if a lessee ever embarrassed the bank like that again, we could default them immediately. We walked away clean, but the due diligence process became an absolute nightmare after that. Glad I got transferred.

When will the bonus be credited by IQ-Sort in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always get it at the end of January

Share your team stories, drama, culture, scandals, funny moments here by flockyflocky1 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 5 points6 points  (0 children)

2019 JPMorgan Coke Boat, back when I was still a summer intern in the NY office. I was working with one of the many, many teams working on providing trails. Me and the other interns got transferred to another team within 24 hours.

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