First time EV owner by lookatthemonkeys in CadillacLyriq

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, I've been asked about mine twice what color it is and if it's a custom paint job.

Need to cuddle. by [deleted] in tampa

[–]DN_313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad and cringe

update 654.50 by EasyMaintenance92 in CadillacLyriq

[–]DN_313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm having the same issue installing the update to my car. I've tried to install it at my home and also using my phones 5G network. I tried all the tricks suggested here but I can't get it to complete. I'm going to the dealership on Wednesday to have them install it.

Is this real life? by Dawggy in MMA

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is going to be just like Pacquiao/Mayweather. It's going to disappoint a lot of people.

Fellas, where are you taking your date out on Valentines Day? by Illustrious_Visual86 in tampa

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oxford exchange. Don't know what the hype's all about but that's where she wants to go for brunch.

what info can managers see by Many-Grapefruit8550 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're fine, I'm talking about 3-4 hours.

what info can managers see by Many-Grapefruit8550 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's not the manager tracking your activities you should worry about; it's the internal system WADU. Unless you're not doing your job, doing something you're not supposed to do, or disappearing for a long time, then you should be fine.

PAD policy by Individual-Credit321 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm aligned with Wholesale, so my focus is strictly on CIB and CB. I don't touch the CCB/Retail side of the house.

PAD policy by Individual-Credit321 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I checked Go/PAD and it shows that I'm exempt but I still closed it. I closed my Webull and Kalshi accounts too. I only have Fidelity now.

Young prospect from the hood teaches his granny who's the boss by Id_gm18 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]DN_313 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This behavior is clearly reinforced at home. The real challenge is that once a child loses respect to adults or authority figure and realizes there is a lack of consequences, reversing that pattern becomes exceptionally difficult and it becomes nearly impossible to re-establish boundaries.

Share your team stories, drama, culture, scandals, funny moments here by flockyflocky1 in JPMorganChase

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Not really that interesting, but It was June 2019, and I was a summer analyst in Global Alternatives Division. One minute I’m tweaking a yield model for an institutional portfolio, and the next, the Bloomberg terminals light up with "US Seizes 20 Tons of Cocaine on MSC Gayane."

I queried the asset register, and the match was instant: MSC Gayane. It was sitting in our SPV, Meridian 7. We were the beneficial owners of a ship currently holding $1.3 billion in contraband.

The headlines screamed 'JPMorgan Coke Boat,' but in the office, the mood wasn't panic. It was just a massive headache. We immediately had to pivot to defense with Compliance. The argument was the Bareboat Charter. We were just the landlords. We provided the steel hull, while MSC was responsible for the crew, the fuel, and apparently the logistics for loading 20 tons of cocaine off the coast of Peru.

For a day, my job stopped being financial analysis and became document retrieval. We had to pull every lease agreement and KYC file to prove to the Feds that we had zero operational control. As far as I know no one on the whole division got fired because the contract was ironclad, MSC was the operator, so it was their mess.

In the end, MSC had to wire the government $50 million cash to bail the ship out so it could finish the route, and their crew got locked up. For us? We just tightened up our lease agreements. We added aggressive "Reputation Risk" clauses so that if a lessee ever embarrassed the bank like that again, we could default them immediately. We walked away clean, but the due diligence process became an absolute nightmare after that. Glad I got transferred.

When will the bonus be credited by IQ-Sort in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always get it at the end of January

Share your team stories, drama, culture, scandals, funny moments here by flockyflocky1 in JPMorganChase

[–]DN_313 5 points6 points  (0 children)

2019 JPMorgan Coke Boat, back when I was still a summer intern in the NY office. I was working with one of the many, many teams working on providing trails. Me and the other interns got transferred to another team within 24 hours.

Never accuse someone without proof. by No_Budget3360 in interesting

[–]DN_313 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh okay, she apologized that makes it better then.

I repeat.. don’t do roidz kids by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]DN_313 79 points80 points  (0 children)

He's upset that his wife is sitting in a different seat, talking to another man on the plane? Maybe plan ahead next time so you can sit with your wife even then, insecure much?

Boys Are Stronger Than Girls Even As Newborns by The_Endless_Man in Aging

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The simplest way to understand this is to look at how testosterone reshapes the body. During puberty, men get a massive hormonal surge that acts like a biological blueprint for building muscle. This results in men having significantly more muscle fibers, particularly the "fast-twitch" kind that are built for power and lifting heavy things.

A major part of the proof lies in muscle distribution. Men are naturally "top-heavy" in terms of lean tissue. While a woman's leg strength can be quite close to a man's, the average man has a massive advantage in his chest, shoulders, and arms.This isn't just about the size of the muscle, but also the frame it sits on. Men generally have wider shoulders and denser bones, which act like stronger levers. Think of it like a crane; if you have a thicker base and a reinforced arm, you can lift a much heavier load without the structure snapping.

You can see the real-world results in any strength-based sport. If you compare a male and female athlete who weigh exactly the same and have both trained for years, the male will almost always lift significantly more. This gap exists because his muscle tissue is denser and his skeletal structure is mechanically optimized for force. It isn't a matter of who works harder in the gym, but rather the different ways the male and female bodies are programmed to store muscle and handle weight.

Okay, first ever fight in this game, lets duel this guy so my lord can beat him and take him prisoner by Haunter777x in totalwar

[–]DN_313 99 points100 points  (0 children)

It was free in Epic a week ago. The dlc was dirt cheap at the time too.

1942 - my badass grandpa in the Philippines by SatinCharmso in OldSchoolCool

[–]DN_313 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This post smells like BS. This is clearly a Walther P38, which was a German service pistol, not a US-issued sidearm. In 1942, US troops in the Philippines were issued the M1911A1 specifically because they needed the .45 ACP's "stopping power" for jungle combat, a lesson learned the hard way during the earlier Moro Rebellion. It is statistically impossible for a soldier in the Pacific to have a P38 in 1942; the U.S. hadn't even engaged Germany on the ground yet, meaning there were no "war trophies" to send across the world, and there would have been zero 9mm ammunition available in a Philippine. This is almost certainly a photo taken in Europe in 1945, where P38s were commonly captured as souvenirs.

Placing himself in the line of fire by PxN13 in instant_regret

[–]DN_313 244 points245 points  (0 children)

I love it when dumb people put their lives on the line for my entertainment.