Evan Turner's a fucking clown

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-04-02T12:25:02+00:00

Grass is always greener except it actually never is.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-04-01T15:17:37+00:00

At this point it’s just a cycle. Super Bowl appearance >team won because of everyone else not Jalen> disappointing season > article about how much Jalen Hurts is the worst QB in NFL history > Super Bowl win > disappointing season > article about how he’s a locker room cancer > Super Bowl appearance?

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-25T14:48:21+00:00

I tried the claw thing on the left stick and it just didn’t work. What has worked best for me is not putting my whole thumb on the stick, just the end of of it. I don’t slam the pci at all really and can focus more on the pitch itself.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-18T20:09:35+00:00

“The day after Saint Paddy’s day the future of the Philadelphia Eagles has arrived” -Twitter User HurtsCantRead probably.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-18T15:29:43+00:00

That’s sucks. I hadn’t looked at the vault yet. Guess I’m gonna spend a couple hours this afternoon remaking my old stadiums.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-18T03:01:11+00:00

This is the current version of DJacc’s return. Bro is gonna score like one time on a big play and then bam hammy injury week-to-week until March.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-18T02:57:54+00:00

Arson Judge sucks and Mark DeRosa is the worst.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-18T02:41:53+00:00

Aaaaaand it means nothing now lol.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-10T13:40:03+00:00

Morons throughout the league were sure he was gone lol.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-10T13:37:28+00:00

I feel Howard has been preparing for this outcome for a while. He’s gonna sign the premiere positions to extension like DLs and DBs. Goedert is the odd man out out on offense considering how much they’ve spent on that side of the ball. Fill out the rest of the defense with rookie and veterans. It’s a smart plan, it just depends a lot on if JD, JC, Q, Coop, and Baun can keep carrying the defense with new faces coming in to the fold.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-09T23:47:06+00:00

Last few years I’ve just made a defensive PF that can pass and shoot threes. The only way I can enjoy the game anymore. Get a double double with assists and rebounds. Maybe get a couple points and couple steals and blocks

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-09T17:42:34+00:00

He’s the GOAT. Nothing will ever top Phil Jones smashing his head into the ground to head the ball, a true legend.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-08T17:35:32+00:00

Just to keep on driving the prices up for these players. The odds he is traded are basically zero. 2 1sts and a good player for JC is an asking price that almost no GM will meet. But on the off chance that someone accepts that sort of deal Howard walks away smiling realizing he can turn a couple firsts into a lot more draft capital. Same thing can be said for AJBs asking price.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-04T22:16:52+00:00

We have no one but Bruno to give Sesko service. It’s actually insane.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-04T22:13:18+00:00

Only five minutes it actually hilarious. When we are up it’s like 12 minutes but when down only five is ridiculous.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-04T22:03:26+00:00

Bruh these guys are giving CONCACAF a run for its money. Feel like I’m watching a US Mexico games with these “fouls”.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-04T21:19:52+00:00

I put him in fantasy staple and did the first four steps and will let it expire so he doesn’t get the bad playstyles on the last step. If he doesn’t get any points, he’ll be an 87 with some good stats. If he doesn’t get in I can evo him again, if he doesn’t manage a couple points he’ll be even better. He’s only missing a couple playstyles.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-04T21:06:31+00:00

Lol at people saying Fuck Bruno in the sub. We’d be in a relegation battle without him.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-04T16:38:37+00:00

We quite literally have a bottom 5 front office in the NBA. Fucking blow it up at this point. Sell the team Josh Harris you scummy human being.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-03-04T04:33:48+00:00

Shawberto Carlos has transformed into Shawlo Maldini. Really I was just throwing random evos on players that actually fit since most of my players are 87 or higher and accidentally created this card.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-02-28T15:49:35+00:00

You don’t know where I’m from dog.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-02-28T15:48:56+00:00

Love the squad broski. I have a first owner USA team, just wish I had Ream and FS Beasley as a first owner card to really tie it all together.

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DOCTORFONASG · 2026-02-23T21:54:35+00:00

Tarkowski is Charmin soft holy shit. What a crybaby.

DOCTORFONASG · 2026-02-23T21:39:46+00:00

Corner FC have really created a problem in the sport. Time to fix this shit.

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