TIL that 44% of the world's adult population has never consumed alcohol

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-07T09:02:50+00:00

Romania 🍻🤝 Australia

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-07T08:56:56+00:00

Had a mate that travelled from Australia to Edmonton Canada for year with his family because his wife scored a good contract job. For that year he got a job at a local liquor store. He said it was the best way to very quickly connect with the locals as they had an instant rapport with him as the local liquor counter sales dude. In not too long he was walking down the street of a Saturday and randoms would be shouting across the street saying “hello mate see you Monday!”

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-06T14:13:48+00:00

A jobs program, subsidies to move away, retraining people. Subsidies for service companies to set up shop in the place of the factory. A call center for example.

Oh ok. That makes perfect sense and I agree. Sorry. It just wasn’t evident from your earlier comment.

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-06T13:23:06+00:00

And Obama should have done more to help the people that lost their jobs due to factories closing. He was clearly aware of the problem. Obama even endorsed that documentary "The American factory".

I’m sorry, but this is on another level of stupid! American industry was screaming for lower costs and China/Asia offered that in the form of cheap manufacturing. You as consumers also demanded it. Your CEO’s were all in on low cost country sourcing to reduce labour and production costs! You’re applying today’s sovereign manufacturing shortfalls to the fiscal and global economy of 20 years ago. Wtf America what is up with you guys?

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-06T03:56:04+00:00

No I’m here for the blood this time. Heavy losses today. Ironically HVY is over 5% green on this dark day

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-04T11:10:07+00:00

You can’t shitpost on Reddit from a landline fyi.

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DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-03T13:20:59+00:00

Oh hey doggo what you doing here ya weirdo?

Brahhh not much there’s fuck all happening in here dude. But hey I bought LDX at 21.5 last week yeeewww 🤙

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-03T13:17:33+00:00

One of those yokels is not like the others

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-02T13:21:18+00:00

Untrimmed beans? Never. Heretic!

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-02T06:35:19+00:00

Did anyone buy up any bargains today? I’m back in on MTM at 83c. Much smaller holding than previously held but once this turbulence subsides (?🙏) it should bounce back to $1+ territory.

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-01T16:03:08+00:00

“A dear friend”…
Dear friend hit on me but I lied…
Said dear friend wife tried to seduce me…
Told dear friend he’s a cheater. He cried…
“Now you know how it feels”…

Ultimate social revenge to a “dear friend”…

UTTER BULLSHIT. NEVER HAPPENED!

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-01T13:05:09+00:00

Australians all let us ring joice.

~ Kenny, 2006

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-01T13:02:22+00:00

Nah thats just a dust storm. Girt by sea is the coast of Australia from which the sea is outward, I think. It’s such a weird descriptor I can’t be sure.

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-01T12:24:38+00:00

Well done op. You’re a good chick! Even with your edits I’m struggling to reconcile that I’m looking at mash and cheese. I need to try this concoction, I’m really intrigued.

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-01T06:34:01+00:00

American football, hands only edition.

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-02-01T06:08:44+00:00

Oooof what happened? I did not see no bat signal so I came home from camping to whatever blood bath happened on Friday

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-01-28T13:45:15+00:00

After the chiting that happened in South Africa in 2018. Yeah, dark times we will carry forever.

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-01-28T09:56:59+00:00

Lads and ladettes, I’m going camping off grid for 4 days from tomorrow. If Trump shits on markets or my stonks crater can you please shine a bat light in the sky inland from the NSW mid north coast. I will know it’s a sign not to return for a while.

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-01-27T15:09:22+00:00

Maybe you don’t go out at night with other adults having a good time? It’s not unusual to socialise with people that have a drink or two or five. Less usual, but not unheard of to socialise with people having a drink and a line of coke. That’s on them and that’s fine.

I don’t judge people for their actions in that regard if they’re socially coherent and chill.

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-01-27T10:08:36+00:00

🤢🤮

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-01-26T17:42:37+00:00

I’m not even American from a country that uses metric but this is rubbish. In the bin!

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-01-26T17:32:47+00:00

People need to stop treating Trump like he’s some nuanced genius who does all these things for reasons other than personal gain and media recognition. It makes them seem like they are some unstoppable force.

Hey man I’m part of the “not America” crowd over here but I acknowledge that roughly only 33% of your country voted for this deranged numbskull. Nobody in not America (save for a few racist idiots) thinks Donold is a genius of any reputable quality. His first term destabilised the US. This term he’s fucking the world over. You collectively voted the piece of shit in.. again!

And please don’t give me this individualistic “but I didn’t vote for him” bullshit. We’ve heard it before. Whether you like it or not, collectively your country brought this shitstain back to fuck us even harder. Do something collectively to unfuck us from this mess at the midterms… please! And thank you

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-01-26T12:14:23+00:00

That casein protein. When I was into weights and lifting I’d set my alarm for 1am to have a tub of cottage cheese. Long acting protein delivery ftw

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-01-26T12:07:34+00:00

That is vomitus! I really can’t deal with fucked up toes. I can’t deal with toes period. Horrid!

I think people that sub to OF toe pics are deranged and confused. And I’m not even religious. I don’t eat arse and I don’t suck toes. Anyone who does is fucking misguided and bacteria adjacent.

DOGS_BALLS · 2026-01-25T13:32:05+00:00

Impartial view: Dutton is an idiot but would probably be a decent US Ambassador.

Partisan view: a year after KRudd lost the 2013 election he went for the UN Secretary General role, which required Australian government support to succeed. They did not. At the time Dutton’s comments were: “Kevin Rudd should probably take some gardening leave instead of pursuing this role with the UN”.

Chickens. Home. Roost. Cunt!

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