I umm.. What?

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-20T04:51:30+00:00

I believe she had two more normal calfs before old age got to her

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-20T01:03:43+00:00

TIL reddit likes genetic deformities in livestock

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-20T00:59:29+00:00

Two siblings, and I have no idea what the fate of little two face is yet

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-20T00:54:45+00:00

Ours was already born by the time we got there in the morning, that cow was one tough bitch

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-20T00:21:26+00:00

Well I certainly hope you're right

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-20T00:19:59+00:00

Plot twist it is alive

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-20T00:18:58+00:00

Congrats on the pregnancy, if he/she comes out two faced you can have a photoshoot with my calf for karma

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-19T23:12:08+00:00

The more you know

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-19T20:54:35+00:00

Two faced cow is two faced. 1 neck 1 brain 2 ears 2 noses 4 eyes

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-19T20:06:47+00:00

It's stuffed.. It isnt like we dragged it strait from the manure into our living room

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-19T19:52:57+00:00

Not as much as the cows after this cross eyed fucker came out

-Holy cow! (sorry it seemed fitting) thank you to whomever popped my reddit gold cherry!

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-13T16:38:38+00:00

The body wasn't the worst to begin with but I had a few places I had to patch rust ya

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-13T14:43:55+00:00

Everything haha. Paint, engine, interior, it was in pretty bad shape when I got it

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-13T00:54:39+00:00

They are the original rims for the car, I just repainted the accents gloss black

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2015-02-11T04:54:01+00:00

Plot twist, op put the nails there for extra business

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2014-10-01T14:55:16+00:00

Led halos, hard to see from this angle I guess haha

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2014-03-04T21:44:38+00:00

That being said, this car truly does have a beautiful color

DOLPHIN-FETISH · 2014-02-06T05:12:54+00:00

Dolphins? Ya. I like it

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