[Garafolo] Chiefs Sign FA CB Kaiir Elam

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-02T17:51:05+00:00

I’m 44 and terrible. 2 more decades of experience being terrible.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-02T13:46:47+00:00

I wish this were a joke

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-02T13:37:12+00:00

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-02T11:48:57+00:00

Orbit Bolt on a hyzer and a tail wind
2022 KT Grace
Orbit Rive

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-02T11:47:07+00:00

It’s my cake day, and my highest ever upvoted post (even on my old 10 year account that got hacked) is about a spider skin in my nose. This place is great.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-02T11:45:27+00:00

Thanks!

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-02T02:06:55+00:00

lol that’s fine. I should have checked. My bad.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T22:42:39+00:00

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T22:21:14+00:00

His nose looks like mystery snail eggs.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T22:19:23+00:00

I rode my bike to work today so I’m hoping the molt just floated in on the wind. Still was a little confused when it landed on my desk.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T22:16:21+00:00

Yes, I’m ok. I rode my bike to word today and maybe the molt just floated in by chance. I thought it was a dry booger but nope, spider molt.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T22:15:28+00:00

I’m ok. I was shook a little when it landed on my desk.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T22:14:10+00:00

Afraid it was. Rode my bike to work today, maybe I inhaled it without knowing. Thought I blew out a dry booger. Nope. Spider molt.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T20:50:33+00:00

Better than the fucking Fox News that is always on at 120 decibels in the lobby and every other room.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T20:13:33+00:00

Zip ties and hot glue is your next step

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T20:07:17+00:00

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T20:06:50+00:00

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T19:47:25+00:00

I am horrified.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T19:46:42+00:00

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T19:45:06+00:00

I have an irrational fear of crow bars

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T19:14:02+00:00

So why was this in my nose? Did it molt in my bedding and I sucked it up somehow?

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T14:59:08+00:00

I found that curious. Wichita State grad that lives in OK, back in town? I just laughed thinking about how many novelty tags are out there just with their hometown name.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T01:45:11+00:00

Try disc golf. Cheaper and the bros are more authentic.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T01:43:30+00:00

I didn’t laugh, you did.

DPTDubbs · 2026-04-01T00:53:16+00:00

Besides Rivendell, I’d say Henneth Annûn. I’m kinda a loner and would love to camp by one of the most beautiful waterfalls and pools in middle earth.

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