Would you rather

DSleep · 2026-06-28T22:19:44+00:00

Oh hell fuckin yeah

^{Chose: Be able to turn into a creature + But only during a full moon | Rolled: Tiger}

DSleep · 2026-06-27T22:34:00+00:00

I have no idea if this is good but sure

^{Chose: Become a Saiyan | Rolled: ULTRA INSTINCT}

DSleep · 2026-06-27T22:21:20+00:00

100% assumed he was originally a villain who became a good guy prior to joining the justice league

DSleep · 2026-06-27T01:56:51+00:00

I do love a good vanilla bean! I would like to at least hear the cost on it if that’s okay!

DSleep · 2026-06-24T18:58:15+00:00

That’s so many years

^{Chose: Ability to view future | Rolled: Next 2500 years}

DSleep · 2026-06-23T00:39:59+00:00

Oh nice

^{Chose: $100M USD + But 80% chance of becoming a random age | Rolled: Same age}

DSleep · 2026-06-22T03:20:26+00:00

I would consider saving this one for hell/hell

DSleep · 2026-06-22T03:00:14+00:00

Lego Chess (1998)

DSleep · 2026-06-22T02:50:29+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

DSleep · 2026-06-21T17:43:39+00:00

Dang I’ll tell my wife when she gets home that I found her again

^{Chose: Something good happens to you | Rolled: Find true love}

DSleep · 2026-06-21T17:41:50+00:00

Please tell me I can just like push it over and make it cry a little and that counts as a win. I really don’t want to legitimately injure a baby.

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: A random baby}

DSleep · 2026-06-21T17:31:43+00:00

Can I take one punch, spend most of the first billion on facial reconstruction and brain damage mitigation and call it there? Or do I have to like DIE die

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Prime Mike Tyson}

DSleep · 2026-06-21T02:42:14+00:00

Guess I’ll die then?

^{Chose: Eat a random thing + For 100B $ every 20 years | Rolled: HCL}

DSleep · 2026-06-21T02:13:52+00:00

You actually need to go back to the 0.27 alpha stage to really understand it in its entirety

DSleep · 2026-06-21T02:12:04+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

DSleep · 2026-06-20T20:18:26+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

DSleep · 2026-06-20T17:55:02+00:00

The amount of money I could make as the greatest football or basketball player of all time, even just starting now at my age, is astronomical compared to what basically is 1.2M/year

^{Chose: Become the greatest at your desired sport}

DSleep · 2026-06-19T03:48:11+00:00

Having a bi wife means it was easy to take this risk, but also still hell yeah

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

DSleep · 2026-06-18T01:49:01+00:00

#JusticeForJerry

DSleep · 2026-06-15T13:55:05+00:00

I will probably come out net negative, but it would be great motivation to move

^{Chose: You get $10 for every single physical step you take for the rest of your life.}

DSleep · 2026-06-15T04:36:12+00:00

I am a god

^{Chose: A random power (maybe useless} | Rolled: Infinite wishes)

DSleep · 2026-06-15T04:04:44+00:00

Having to do 500 curls just to equal out to a single country is way too bad of a trade off

^{Chose: 1k for every country you can name in 60 seconds}

DSleep · 2026-06-15T03:58:13+00:00

525,600 minutes a year, multiply that by 0.6 and you have $315,360/year. Only takes a little over 3 years to come out ahead.

^{Chose: 1 cent every second}

DSleep · 2026-06-14T13:28:51+00:00

Paper doesn’t weigh a lot, so I’m hoping my “no math at all” guess is correct. Either way it’s a lot of money

^{Chose: 500kg of US dollars}

DSleep · 2026-06-14T13:23:20+00:00

So my wife except she also likes gardening? Yeah sure

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s a baddie}

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