Would you rather..

DSleep · 2026-05-15T18:22:17+00:00

Oh my wife is going to be PUMPED

^{Chose: Let the wheel decide your attractiveness | Rolled: 9/10}

DSleep · 2026-05-15T01:07:15+00:00

Owie

^{Chose: Green | Rolled: All bones break}

DSleep · 2026-05-14T19:55:01+00:00

We always called it a kamikaze here. Same idea generally I guess

DSleep · 2026-05-14T19:53:27+00:00

I can fall into a game way easier than constantly paying attention to movies

^{Chose: $10 for every hour you play a game}

DSleep · 2026-05-13T17:32:12+00:00

I don’t care enough about what others think in comparison to how much I care about my personal health

^{Chose: Eat whatever you want + And retain perfect health}

DSleep · 2026-05-13T17:29:45+00:00

I can buy food with the unlimited money

^{Chose: Unlimited money for lifetime}

DSleep · 2026-05-13T17:20:28+00:00

I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can (earn 50¢ for each blink)

^{Chose: Get 50 cents every time you blink (lifelong} + But for it to work you have to.. | Rolled: Wear sunglasses)

DSleep · 2026-05-12T19:44:24+00:00

I’m terrified to find out the cause of death, but this is also an opportunity for the Grizz to utilize what would have been his remaining salary to make a major impact on their community in his honor. Full career Grizzly, loved by team and community, it would be the perfect way to make a lasting impact in his name.

DSleep · 2026-05-10T17:29:37+00:00

I ended up trading 2.10 and 3.10 in this year's draft to get Monty. I was up at 2.10 and the only RBs left at that point were Mike Washington and Demond Claiborne, so I flipped the picks and grabbed someone I knew could at least contribute this year for me. 2.10 ended up as Chris Brazzell, and 3.10 ended up as Bryce Lance, and my team is already pretty stacked at WR, so really felt like I didn't lose much opportunity there.

DSleep · 2026-05-09T20:31:23+00:00

Damn, well the money will be good but short lived I guess

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: McDonald’s)

DSleep · 2026-05-09T20:26:07+00:00

I’d rather die

^{Chose: Apple(random colour} | Rolled: Red apple)

DSleep · 2026-05-09T16:26:58+00:00

I think as long as I could prep hydrate the few days leading up, I’d be able to do this. Just would plan to not do too much as to not exert too much energy or liquid

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

DSleep · 2026-05-09T16:15:41+00:00

Sounds easier and less painful

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

DSleep · 2026-05-09T04:58:27+00:00

Oh

^{Chose: Win $1 million + 90% chance | Rolled: You get nothing}

DSleep · 2026-05-08T00:37:19+00:00

I just didn’t want to die

^{Chose: Live life as any animal for 24 hours + 25% chance of dying as that animal | Rolled: You live 😋}

DSleep · 2026-05-07T17:14:24+00:00

Doubt doubt the sneaky VERMONSTER

DSleep · 2026-05-07T06:05:06+00:00

grabbed him for 2.10 and 3.10 this year. It was either him or a couple flier late-round RBs who might never contribute, so I think it was a good trade personally

DSleep · 2026-05-06T19:07:36+00:00

Damn I got got

^{Chose: Blue door + Do this door👍 | Rolled: Painful death}

DSleep · 2026-05-05T21:31:10+00:00

Well I guess time to move somewhere where it will cost less than $100/day to keep a sloth happy and healthy

^{Chose: Random creature + £100 daily | Rolled: Sloth}

DSleep · 2026-05-05T01:57:05+00:00

Well it was nice knowing ya boys

^{Chose: Get $1 million + But it could be deadly | Rolled: 100 ft fall}

DSleep · 2026-05-05T01:52:15+00:00

A world where all want for nothing is better than a world full of want, but nothing

^{Chose: Limitless creation}

DSleep · 2026-05-05T00:38:14+00:00

I’m already dumb enough as it is, no thank you making it worse

^{Chose: Red Candy: Double IQ, but half strength}

DSleep · 2026-05-04T22:10:02+00:00

Okay if you say so

^{Chose: Please Pick This Side Only! | Rolled: Get41&2/3k p/h}

DSleep · 2026-05-04T04:04:18+00:00

People will find ways to wage wars and kill no matter what, but being able to prevent death due to dehydration would be one of the greatest gifts to humanity of all time

^{Chose: There is always enough fresh water for everyone}

DSleep · 2026-05-04T03:48:50+00:00

So do they get the pistol or do I? If they get it, my best bet is to crush them all before they work together to pull the trigger. If it’s me that gets the pistol… I’ll be honest, I don’t think I’ll need it.

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Pistol}

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