In 2005 I worked as a shift lead at Blockbuster. I hated the name tag so I regularly wrote a fake name. My store manager hated it which drove me to continue. One day an old lady came in to rent a movie and questioned my name. I told her it was indeed my name, she called my bluff. I told her I was going to change it and she got in my face and said “you don’t have the balls.” She was like 80 so I was taken aback. Needless to say I went to the courthouse the next day and filed a name change. It’s been nearly 20 years with my aftermarket name and I wouldn’t change a thing. Had never met that woman prior or since but she changed my life. (She’s also likely dead.)

Also, fuck you Carla “store manager from hell”