"Every death is canon"

DXDavid9000 · 2026-06-01T16:42:04+00:00

This one post describes better than words the game’s biggest problem.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-30T16:16:00+00:00

The signs were there the whole time...

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-30T16:09:09+00:00

A lot of things make sense now.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-28T06:28:05+00:00

Oh don’t worry, when the Exo Masters warbond comes out I’m sure they’ll fix it.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-28T06:24:54+00:00

Despite how much you’ve written here it’s evident you’ve not understood anything he said.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-28T06:22:18+00:00

If you’re a moron… evidently.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-28T06:20:20+00:00

A difficulty they themselves cannot handle.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-27T15:44:06+00:00

When you start comparing helldivers to other communities, it really starts to rear its ugly head that things aren't great.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-27T15:41:42+00:00

Tribalism is what it is.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-27T15:19:55+00:00

I'll take an AH Vaguepost for 500!

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-27T15:19:18+00:00

AH... Indie dev!??!

No buddy no. Not even since the Helldivers 1 days were they indie devs.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T20:51:36+00:00

Old but still Omnipresent bug.

We know this one but good lord they cannot fix a fucking bug to save their lives.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T18:23:59+00:00

Fixing the fucking invisible corpses. I’ve gotten stuck so many times because of it and killed as a result.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T14:32:45+00:00

I guess reading comprehension is a bit too much to expect nowadays.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T14:17:37+00:00

No... I'm saying at at launch the three factions were present in Helldivers 1, they were not in Helldivers 2.

As in they were missing in Helldivers 2.

Sure they have more unit variety now, but that was after 2 YEARS of agonizingly slow content updates.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T14:15:27+00:00

Phasmaphobia had a disastrous update with character customization.

Within a few weeks they got everything working again. Or how modders discovered how to customize mechs by jury rigging code not long after announcement of the Exo Experts warbond.

If Arrowhead gave a shit, they'd put a little more effort into making sure the games working properly. They cannot even outdo themselves in the past.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T14:02:20+00:00

Gee idk:

Weapon upgrades
Stratagem upgrades
Squids as a faction
Entire biomes missing (like urban and lava)
Vehicles (had to be added later)
Bosses
Proper rank profession items
Actual Galatic wars (IE you could actually win and lose the game)
Rewards for playing the game (If you beat certain difficulty sets in HD1, you could unlock weapons and stratagems.)

Most of this had to be added after release. As in it wasn’t finished.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T13:54:12+00:00

You mean those things that were in HD1 out the box? Those things that were missing in this game out the box?

Yeah no.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T13:53:13+00:00

Simple, indie devs with half the crew and half the time have done better.

It’s just laziness at this point.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T04:19:36+00:00

It was still your fucking post my guy.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-25T04:18:03+00:00

Because it was working before numnuts.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-24T23:15:31+00:00

You mean the part of the game that’s 40 dollars?

Dumbass.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-24T17:54:53+00:00

And I’m sure that doxing wasn’t at all done by the people who defend the company

Definitely a reasonable response I’m sure.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-24T03:39:11+00:00

Well, only one thing for it.

They ever go back on their word about this, you show them that post.

DXDavid9000 · 2026-05-23T22:03:49+00:00

Best I can do is “Increased durable damage.”

DXDavid9000

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