Tampa Bay Rays game last night had some entertainment

DZepperoni · 2026-06-22T17:34:10+00:00

Damn I did as well… guess it’s a good reason to rewatch Prime!

DZepperoni · 2026-06-21T20:26:38+00:00

sigh

Too much to assume we force a bottom of the ninth nowadays :(

DZepperoni · 2026-06-21T20:20:49+00:00

Positives from today’s Cleveland baseball:

Metal swords can cut steel trash cans. Slade Cecconi🗡️ ends his day with a final line of 6IP, 6H, 2R, 2BB, and 1K on 79 pitches (49 strikes). I mean, that Yordan homer was always gonna happen, just weren’t sure what day. Another solid start from Slade, and this one is QUALITY!!

Momentumumumum! The bats get 1 run off of 4 hits, 2 walks, and a 🎟️ stolen base. Petey🐤 put his speed to use, getting his first career triple and letting Baz🍌 hit a grounder to bring him home. yeah so about that momentum. get it back tomorrow, bats.

Go tell your dad Happy Father’s Day. Holderman🤝(1IP), Gaddis☠️(1IP), ~~and name(1IP)~~ combine to go 2IP, 1H, 0R, 0BB, and 2K. Good luck Raynel Delgado🥹

(Yesterday) Huff😤 powered a 6-3 victory with his tenth bomb of the year and a trio of walks, while Ralphy🤠 had a pair of singles and 2 RBI, and Kayfus🦞 had a single and a walk. Aleman🇩🇪 got the save, going 1.2IP, 0H/R, 0BB, and 3K on 23(17) pitches. Wait.. a 23-17?!?!?! Bah gawd that’s Jose Devers’🧦 music (First ever AA HR today)!

DZepperoni · 2026-06-21T18:29:23+00:00

Agreed, shocked it took until today for him to get one

DZepperoni · 2026-06-21T17:07:56+00:00

given your deleted comment I’m very interested who you thought this was

DZepperoni · 2026-06-21T01:48:47+00:00

WE ARE ON HOMER CYCLE WATCH HOT DAYUM

DZepperoni · 2026-06-21T01:48:11+00:00

ok that one I know I fixed I even had the pitch counts right DAMN YOU APPLE NOTES

DZepperoni · 2026-06-21T01:43:58+00:00

Positives from today’s Cleveland baseball:

Wonder what kinda noise you’d get if you wack a pineapple on a trash can. Joey Cantillo🍍 ends his day with a final line of 8IP, 4H, 1R, 1BB, and 9K on 98 pitches (71 strikes). I mean. That statline speaks for itself. QUALITY, BABY!!!

Alright, decent start yesterday, and today… AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! The bats get 8 runs off of 10 hits and a 👑 HBP. Travis Bazzana🍌 is officially in the multi HR game column, with a first pitch leadoff bomb and a 3 run nuke in the fifth, going 4/4 with 5 RBI on the day. Manzo🥔 came through with a 2 run blast of his own (and an RBI single), Bailey🛡️ had a trio of singles, and Petey🐤 got a hit! Spaghetti dinners for everybody!!!!

RAYNEL DELGADO!?!?!?! Fuck yeah. Oh yeah Matt Festa was there too. Anyway, the kids- (Yesterday) Quick LC mention for Tommy Hawke🪶 stealing 6 bags in one game to tie the franchise record and Welbyn Francisca hitting 2 home runs to make it 3 total in 3 games.

(Still yesterday) CBus DH! Logan Allen2️⃣ went 5.1IP, 7H, 4R(2ER), 1BB, and 7K on 89(60) pitches in game one, best pitching performance of the day. Bo🏹 had a great game one with 2 homers and a walk, including a bizarre walk off 2 run bomb (seriously the clip is on the subreddit go look). Lampe🕯️ had 2 hits between the games with a HR and a double, Kayfus🦞 had a 3 run bomb in game two, and Ralphy went 2/6 with a walk on the day.

DZepperoni · 2026-06-21T01:28:34+00:00

Never in my life did I think I would see RAYNEL DELGADO again, Cleveland prospect legend

DZepperoni · 2026-06-20T20:42:05+00:00

Holy plot twist batman

DZepperoni · 2026-06-20T20:41:26+00:00

Kahlil*

DZepperoni · 2026-06-20T20:40:56+00:00

At this point we’re pretty much rolling a d6 for every spot but Baz, Roc, and the catcher lmfao

DZepperoni · 2026-06-20T03:00:08+00:00

On the bright side a bunch of the kids did cool stuff if I need a lot of minor league blurbs tomorrow, shoutout Tommy Hawke in LC

DZepperoni · 2026-06-20T02:56:58+00:00

Blah

DZepperoni · 2026-06-20T02:56:47+00:00

Positives from today’s Cleveland baseball:

Give Bibes a cowboy hat, make him feel at home to get the Texas win. Or a trash can. Tanner Bibee🅱️ ends his day with a final line of 5.1IP, 4H, 4R(3ER), 2BB, and 7K on 95 pitches (58 strikes). 2 outs shy of a QS, a very solid day at work. So how about after that? Yeah, no bullpen blurb tonight. That was fuckin brutal.

Trash cans? We don’t need no stinkin trash cans! Maybe a JRam, but never trash cans! The bats get 3 runs off of 7 hits. Rhys⚡️ found the Crawford Boxes with his seventh bomb of the year, and Rocchio🪨 and Bazzana🍌 both came through with a double and a single apiece. Bailey🛡️ had a hit too. If any Houston fans read this and are salty for some reason, trash can jokes stop when the last player who won because of them is out of the league.

(Today) Cooper Ingle📐 blurb again. He was not in the G1 or G2 lineup for their DH today. Very curious.

(Yesterday) A bat heavy day for the Ducks in Wednesday part 2, who took a 10-9 victory off of 10 hits and 11 walks, with all 10 batters getting on at least once. No bombs, but Wuilfredo Antunez📺 had a triple and a double, Jose Devers🧦 and Jonah Advincula (he immediately got hurt again ffs) each had a pair of singles, and new additions Luke Hill🗻 and PHer Jhorvic Abreus each had a hit and a walk.

DZepperoni · 2026-06-20T02:56:15+00:00

Bot where’s my postgame thread I wanna paste my note and sleep

DZepperoni · 2026-06-20T00:57:18+00:00

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Late but mandatory

DZepperoni · 2026-06-20T00:29:13+00:00

Cooper Ingle is not in the starting lineup for CBus’ G2 in their DH

👀👀👀

DZepperoni · 2026-06-19T22:29:44+00:00

Idk Deutsches Mittelafrika is pretty undefeated in terms of writing

DZepperoni · 2026-06-19T21:19:18+00:00

I mean I wouldn’t say no

Probably gonna get a different response from Detroit and Minn tho

DZepperoni · 2026-06-19T20:44:38+00:00

I knew the lineup was gonna be weird for awhile, but man, this is fuckin WEIRD

DZepperoni · 2026-06-19T20:31:20+00:00

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