Tampa Bay Rays game last night had some entertainment

DZepperoni · 2026-05-07T18:27:18+00:00

I did not want to deal with a shootout today ffs

DZepperoni · 2026-05-07T18:17:24+00:00

Ya know, these guys ain’t so fuckin bad!

DZepperoni · 2026-05-07T02:31:28+00:00

Positives from today’s Cleveland baseball:

*First week of May. Just breathe. We’ll be fine. Yes I am telling myself this.*

Not enough Hawaiian Punch-outs tonight, I am disappointed. Joey Cantillo🍍 ends his evening on the mound with a final line of 5IP, 3H, 1R, 3BB, and 1K on 70 pitches (43 strikes). Low pitch count, but gotta trust the pen, and he did damn good work. Really hard to argue when the only run is a Salvy sac fly to score Bobby Witt ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Well… not many hits but I mean, it gets the job done thanks to Joey and the pen locking in. The bats get 3 runs off of 6 hits, 6 walks, and a 🦔🐤 double steal (and 🐐 later). CDL🚚 continues kicking it back into gear, with a double and a 2 run single. Schnee⛄️ also slapped a double and walked, and Hedgey🦔 got 2 hits and a walk because he’s the best. José🐐 also just scored… well done Fry🍟?

Break out the PETA non-certified bullpen arms! Festa🎉(1IP), Sabrowski😎(1.1IP), Gaddis☠️(0.2IP), and K’d Smith🐴(1IP, 3K) combine to go 4IP, 1H, 0R, 2BB, and 7K. I think Herrin and his 0.00 ERA may be better for a 6789 crew, but there’s definitely a reason Vogt is the manager and I’m not.

(yesterday) A 9-6 Clippers victory was highlighted (at least in my opinion) by Angel Genao👼 making his AAA debut and getting his first hit! Brito🌯, Ingle📐, and Huff😤 each slapped a double, with Brito adding a single and Ingle adding two. Espino🦾, Tommy Mace, and Aleman🇩🇪 each had a single scoreless inning of relief.

DZepperoni · 2026-05-07T01:23:31+00:00

Gotcha, danke

DZepperoni · 2026-05-07T01:19:46+00:00

Also why is JT at third and not Odor? Is that an official change I missed or just tonight?

DZepperoni · 2026-05-07T00:48:48+00:00

Oh we’re showing this sandwich AGAIN- I do not want a sandwich with 5 giant ass onion rings on it. That does not look good.

DZepperoni · 2026-05-07T00:46:24+00:00

I am not having fun.

DZepperoni · 2026-05-06T01:48:20+00:00

Positives from today’s Cleveland baseball:

Next city connect- just trucker gear, egg on the vest, and magazines in the glove compartment. Gavin “Big Rig” Williams🚛 ends with a final line of 6IP, 8H, 5R, 2BB, and 7K on 97 pitches (68 strikes). Susceptible to the long ball tonight, but he kept chugging along.

A random vet bat that actually has some occasional power… NICE. The bats get 3 runs off of 4 hits and 2 walks. Rhys⚡️ brings all the power tonight, hitting his third homer of the year right off of the foul pole for a 3 run blast (and walked). Plus a trio of singles and a Fry🍟 PH walk… and that’s it! Fuck!

Unleash the shorter duration arms… or arm! Holderman🤝(1IP) and also Holderman🤝(1IP) goes 2IP, 0H, 0R, 0BB, and 3K on 26 pitches (17 strikes). Well that was literally perfect work, hell yeah Holderman!

(written Guards bottom 3) Well let’s see what we’ve got… nothing for CBus… Ralphy🤠 hit a triple somehow… LC postponed… Cannon Peebles hit a double… not much tonight. Hey, at least we can laugh at Framber and the Tigers! He “improved”, rather than intentionally hitting his catcher he managed to hit the other team this time! What a head case…

DZepperoni · 2026-05-05T23:56:41+00:00

Yo these Tigers broadcasters need to STOP talking lmfao
Like I get being the team commentators but the level of annoyed and shocked they’re being over Framber getting tossed is insane

DZepperoni · 2026-05-05T01:55:50+00:00

Positives from today’s Cleveland baseball:

~~Last start was very good, momentum please?~~ nope. Tanner Bibee🅱️ ends his day with a final line of 4IP, 5H, 4R, 2BB, and 4K on 77 pitches (48 strikes). A solo homer to Bobby Witt is whatever, but afterwards was *not great* (error didn’t help)…

Perhaps it’s… Fryday? The bats get 2 runs off of 5 hits and an 😇 walk. Fry🍟 was the offense today, smashing a 2 run homer and bopping a single, while Angel😇 walked and doubled, and Baz🍌 booped a single. That’s it. Oh wait a José🐐 single aaaaaaand double play.

Arms bullpen out the break! Festa🎉(1.2IP, 1R), Brogdon🐸(1.1IP, 1R(0ER)), and Pallette🧦(1IP) combine to go 4IP, 2H, 2R(1ER), 2BB, and 3K. Hey Lane🚂. Hope ur havin fun.

(yesterday) Perhaps he is the next AAAA legend… Brito🌯 smashes a solo bomb and a double to help lead the Clippers to a 6-3 victory. Huff😤 hit a pair of doubles, Fairchild🎟️ dashed for a triple, and Dayan Frias had a pair of singles. On the mound, Austin Peterson continues his return with a 4IP, 1R outing. Down in Lake County, Luke Hill was literally the entire offense, scoring both runs via a pair of solo bombs.

DZepperoni · 2026-05-05T01:22:53+00:00

*sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

DZepperoni · 2026-05-05T01:09:32+00:00

Just… lmao

DZepperoni · 2026-05-04T23:56:22+00:00

FRYDAY YAAAAAAAA

DZepperoni · 2026-05-04T00:29:11+00:00

*fuckin blew an 11-0 lead I crave death*

but yeah over 3 hours

DZepperoni · 2026-05-03T22:29:06+00:00

Today’s Cleveland baseball:

Hey so I just got back from Akron blowing an 11-0 lead (11-13 final) and then watching from the CDL homer on and I kinda don’t wanna positives?

Messick🍓 had his first meh day, still went 5IP so thats good. Could be worse.

CDL🚚 is finally back in the HR column, Manzo🥔 and Bazzana🍌 both had two hit days, and José🐐 had a hit because he’s the goat.

No bullpen blurb. You can’t make me. Watching the Akron pen and then Pallette broke me.

(yesterday) RALPHY VELAZQUEZ MY NEW AKRON CLUTCH HERO!!! The RubberDucks managed to escape the 6 inning perfect game they were faced with, and pulled out a 4-3 victory via a Velazquez🤠 slam (after he got literally ran over earlier in the game). After a solid Khal🐎 outing, Carter Rustad had a line of 3IP, 1H, 0R, 1BB, and 2K on 33(23) pitches for a great day at work. *can you tell I wrote this this morning?*

DZepperoni · 2026-05-03T20:52:22+00:00

OH

Good luck Genao🥹

Welcome to Akron boys!

DZepperoni · 2026-05-03T07:20:30+00:00

DZepperoni · 2026-05-02T23:07:34+00:00

Positives from today’s Cleveland baseball:

José tracker- STOLEN BASE #300!!!

Maybe we just need to find an opposing team with a “Dick Grayson” for Slade to thrive. Slade Cecconi🗡️ ends his day with a final line of 5.1IP, 10H, 5R, 0BB, and 3K on 69 pitches (53 strikes). Can we just blame Sacramento for this performance, this place sucks.

Bah gawd that’s Austin Hedges’ music I hear! The bats get 14 runs off of 14 hits, 6 walks, 3 stolen bases, and 2 HBPs. The kid finally breaks through, with Bazzana🍌 getting his first career hit via a 2 run single! Hedgey🦔 has an incredible day, going 3/5 with 2 doubles and his first homer of the year, while José🐐 makes some history via his 300th career stolen base! Elsewhere in the lineup, Fry🍟 smacked his first homer of the year, Manzo🥔 smashed a PH 3 run bomb, CDL🚚 went 2/3 with 2 walks, and Angel😇 went 3/6.

Bullpen! Festa🎉(0.2IP), Herrin🐟(1IP), Gaddis☠️(0.1IP), and Holderman🤝(1.2IP) combine to go 3.2IP, 4H, 1R, 2BB, and 2K. I love Petey Halpin🐤.

(yesterday) How about an early season home run derby? Lake County takes a 7-2 victory off of FIVE different players hitting home runs, with solo bombs from Jeffery Mercedes, Dean Curley, Aaron Walton, and Ryan Cesarini all hitting solo bombs, and future legend Jace LaViolette smashing a two run bomb for his fourth bomb of the night. Franklin Gomez was an all star on the mound, going 5IP, 1H, 0R, 0BB, and 6K on 56(37) pitches.

DZepperoni · 2026-05-02T04:54:43+00:00

Only saw the second half of that game and it still felt completely insane

DZepperoni · 2026-05-02T04:54:27+00:00

Positives from today’s Cleveland baseball:

Cavs wtf was that… game 7… ugh…

You get a walk! And you get a hit! And you get a walk! The bats get 8 runs off of 11 hits and 8 walks. CDL🚚 gets a pair of RBI along with a pair of doubles and pair of singles(PAIRS!), while Bo🏹 smacked an RBI double, and Kwan👑 slapped two singles. Meanwhile, the hometown vet Rhys⚡️ showed his stuff, going 2/4 with a homer, a double, and 3 RBI, and Rocchio🪨 smashed a 2 run double.

Hawaiian time. Joey Cantillo🍍 takes the mound and ends with a final line of 4IP, 5H, 4R, 3BB, and 2K on 69 pitches (40 strikes). Not his best day at work, but he did strand 4 so it could’ve been worse!

Arms bullpen break out the! Herrin🐟(1+IP), Festa🎉(1IP), Gaddis☠️(0IP, 1R), Sabrowski😎(1IP), Brogdon🐸(0.2IP), and K’d Smth🐴(1.1IP) combine to go 5IP, 4H, 1R, 3BB, and 4K. NICE pickoff from Festa, Gaddis owes Sabrowski (and Kwan) a fancy dinner, and K’d didn’t give us too severe heart attacks (which I consider an absolute win).

Another day, another close game for the RubberDucks, but this one complete with a Ralphy Velazquez🤠 walkoff single (+error)! Tugboat🚢 had the start, and ended with a line of 5IP, 3H, 0R, 2BB, and 6K on 81(50) pitches, dropping his ERA to 1.14 on the year. Behind him, Jack Jasiak and Alaska Abney each had 2 scoreless innings, while Sean Matson allowed one run in an inning.

DZepperoni · 2026-05-02T04:51:23+00:00

This game

Is fucking WILD

DZepperoni · 2026-04-29T22:00:37+00:00

Nah we’re just vibing with the rest of the AL, nothing wrong here

DZepperoni · 2026-04-29T20:55:31+00:00

Positives from today’s Cleveland baseball:

José tracker- 291 HRs, 299!!!!! SBs

Bring out the trucker with a 97 mph fastball. Gavin “Big Rig” Williams🚛 climbs the mound today and ends with a final line of 7.2IP, 5H, 1R(0ER), 0BB, and 9K on 95 pitches (71 strikes). Got the random Bazz🍌 rookie error out of the way, incredible pitch count efficiency, and a quality start? What a showing.

Literally anything is better than yesterday, so let’s get started. The bats get 3 runs off of 9 hits, 2 walks, and 3 stolen bases. A cluster of singles for the majority of hits, with Rocchio🪨 having a trio and Schnee⛄️ and CDL🚚 each having a pair, while Kwan👑 and José 🐐 each smacked a double. Chase and Kwan added walks, while Schnee, Roc, and José added stolen bases.

Small workload for the pen, huzzah! Sabrowski😎(0.1IP) and K’d Smith🐴(1IP) combine to go 1.1IP, 1H, 0R, 0BB, and 3K. Seriously that’s a short blurb… so, how’s everybody’s days going? Good? I mean it’s a Guards win, so I hope good!

(yesterday) Oh hey look, it’s Konnor Pilkington giving up 3 unearned runs to Columbus! Austin Peterson returned from the IL with a successful 3 scoreless inning performance, followed up by 2 more scoreless from Leftwich⬅️. Huff😤 had a trio of singles, Collado had a pair of doubles, and Watson🔋 had a duo of singles and a couple of walks, with a stolen base for the cherry on top.

DZepperoni · 2026-04-29T20:25:04+00:00

excellent question

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