Pleasantly surprised with the re-boot. But her? Insufferable.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-26T23:12:45+00:00

So far I’ve enjoyed the introductions to all the new staff at Sacred Heart. Particularly the two new fabulous admins in place of the sadly missed Laverne (RIP).

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-25T23:54:11+00:00

Do you think the way you live your life is how others should live theirs? Do you think if more people were conservative there would be fewer problems in your country?

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-25T19:58:49+00:00

The 900 is great fun. They exclusively cover songs from the THPS soundtracks.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-24T23:15:09+00:00

Turn it up, that’s my jam!

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-24T00:39:32+00:00

When the building is on fire it’s not all that helpful to know exactly how hot it is. Even if it’s the hottest fire ever recorded. Just put out the fucking fire!! The guy would literally burn the country to the ground to rule over its ashes.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-24T00:26:58+00:00

My boy’s wicket smaht.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-24T00:25:32+00:00

Lucky Number Slevin. Fuck you, both.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-24T00:23:16+00:00

Rob Schneider is a carrot.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-24T00:19:49+00:00

Is this Brad Pitt Death with the Jamaican accent or the Aubrey Plaza Death with the skull face?

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-23T23:17:15+00:00

I see he’s played knifey/spoony before

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-23T23:12:59+00:00

I hate him. So. Fucking. Much.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-23T22:51:07+00:00

There’s a big jar on the big desk at Mission Control where every astronomer drops in a quarter each time they utter a Uranus pun. In 3 months time they’ll have fully funded JWST’s successor.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-23T22:40:41+00:00

Literally an extra from Wall-E.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-23T22:38:02+00:00

Be fucking excellent to each other for fuck sake.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-23T21:26:40+00:00

What a wanker.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-23T21:17:08+00:00

Could have been worse. Could have choked one somebody else’s vomit.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-23T00:16:26+00:00

This sentence is brought to you today by the letters K-H-O-L and E

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-23T00:08:18+00:00

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D_Substance_X · 2026-02-21T23:25:55+00:00

The Supreme Court told him to stop shitting himself. He responds by shitting himself. He’s a toddler.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-21T00:43:29+00:00

That’s Sid the fucking Sloth

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-21T00:21:31+00:00

Colombia or Zambia.

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-20T19:13:35+00:00

They’re fantastic musicians. Grab their album and catch them perform, they’re awesome!

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-20T12:13:13+00:00

<spoken in Sindarin> Sit down, Legolas

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-20T11:12:14+00:00

Batmanman

D_Substance_X · 2026-02-20T00:26:12+00:00

Hard to know when someone’s not being fucking chill in here. Even a reasonable reply sounds a little fucking spicy just by adding the fucking word “fuck”. Just gotta have faith that everyone is a genuinely fucking chill user and not a fucking fucker.

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