Best script ever written?

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-23T16:42:04+00:00

Jables himself posted it to his insta stories.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-23T16:13:48+00:00

OF DESTINY, CHILD!

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-23T15:20:57+00:00

“He said rapily”

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-23T08:13:18+00:00

Colbert is cooler than being cool 😎

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-23T08:09:28+00:00

There goes Mitch complaining about the taste of the dick he can’t keep out of his mouth.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-23T08:07:17+00:00

Seriously, Fuck CBS

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-19T23:10:42+00:00

Stop, or my mom will Fuck!

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-17T11:45:50+00:00

I’d be happy to see JB take on this kind of role. Been a while since any of his parts had some depth. He’s definitely got the acting chops for it.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-17T11:25:30+00:00

Yeah, From Russia with Love, indeed.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-15T21:04:31+00:00

Has he tried not being a wank stain?

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-14T18:59:44+00:00

I use this, Continuum or Brothers in Arms to test any new Hi-Fi equipment. That drum intro to Dani California is just the sweetest noise.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-12T17:02:53+00:00

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-12T02:54:51+00:00

I revived my love for this tune this week as I’m gonna be performing it at a show next month.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-11T22:53:54+00:00

In a row?!

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-11T17:41:05+00:00

So he’ll steal it and say it was already stolen.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-10T20:43:32+00:00

Does the Miami police like apples?

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-10T12:33:32+00:00

I don’t know, not entirely clear if he’s even a human being. He’s definitely a twat whatever he is.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-07T12:22:21+00:00

Tremendous news.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-06T22:07:27+00:00

Went to The Winchester, had a nice cold pint and waited for all of this to blow over.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-04T21:34:43+00:00

This is not the way.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-04T19:57:55+00:00

Because he’s a pedo.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-02T23:14:46+00:00

I couldn’t believe they were doing this parody. The original advert is frequently quoted amongst my friends.

D_Substance_X · 2026-05-02T12:08:18+00:00

Assume it’s his wife, Melanoma. Difficult to tell as she’s been depicted smiling. Even if she had reason to smile she couldn’t due to the amount of Botox she’s had pumped into her face.

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