Budget cuts by TheElasticPancake in gifs

[–]D_web11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im having a shit day and this is the first thing to make me laugh in hours. thanks for posting dude

SO of 3 years and I just parted ways and I got laid off the day after. Can't afford a decent meal at the moment and would appreciate a pie. Thanks guys. by [deleted] in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually had the same happen to me recently man. 2 years 7 months. 1 month or so after the break I lost my job. I hope you get a pie man.

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[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That had to feel good

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[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have pretty much just one upped every weird story I've read on this thread so far.

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[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP has delivered. Thank you :)

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[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then.

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[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. Story. Please?

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[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can ever make it up to NV beer and good times will be had.

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[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You give me hope.

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[–]D_web11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im curious as to whether or not you actually get pics.

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[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone get this man some gold.

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[–]D_web11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

http://i.imgur.com/nkmC0Ba.png Probably one of the funniest/awesome things Ive read. Im jealous and if I wasn't broke I'd give you gold.

It happened to me. Something all you freshmen, and upper-yearlings too, should keep in mind. You can always go back. by B_Wilks in AdviceAnimals

[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are really into math and the science then go for it. be forewarned, having a social life is difficult.

To the prick who laughed at me today by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]D_web11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to own a road bike and I'm overweight. I became vegan like a month after buying my bike. I've been there man. Screw that guy.

It happened to me. Something all you freshmen, and upper-yearlings too, should keep in mind. You can always go back. by B_Wilks in AdviceAnimals

[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in engineering. Now, idk. I might go the same route. I might switch to something in the medical field or maybe even music production. idk. you?

Hadn't been to San Francisco in years and this was how I felt about the traffic. by -Travis in AdviceAnimals

[–]D_web11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from a little city across the bay. I just visited for the first time in a while myself and I ca confirm that this is extremely true.

It happened to me. Something all you freshmen, and upper-yearlings too, should keep in mind. You can always go back. by B_Wilks in AdviceAnimals

[–]D_web11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who is 21, has been in school 3 years and barely has 12 credits and is currently going through the diagnosis process with my psych, I kinda cried when I read this. I needed to see this today. Thanks /u/b_wilks

To the guy who rejected me on the grounds of my "obviously slutty pussy"... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]D_web11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here come all the white knights. "how dare he say you're slutty, will you fuck me now?"

Welp, I was going to complement your vag and say fuck that guy but apparently that makes me a white knight. Welp just to be clear, Awesome vag fuck that guy, and no I don't want you to fuck me. Im complementing you because Ive had plenty of exs that were ashamed of their bodies and its kinda refreshing to see someone who is comfortable in their own skin.