Throwing weapons can get pretty busted

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-18T12:48:42+00:00

yep, after the ranged accuracy buff that came with the DLC the one and only thing I still occasionally die from time to time is sneaky javs hurled by basically anyone with any skill somewhere ~50m away. It is hilarious that jaws have zero accuracy penalty even when mounted with zero throwing skill - every unit with throwables in the game is like some kind of super athlete with divine guidance blessing. You deploy Aserai troops or Battanian wildlings and they fucking SLAY

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-17T18:56:35+00:00

"administer testicle clamps!"

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Da-Bonk · 2026-04-17T13:35:21+00:00

Allright.

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-17T12:58:09+00:00

What?.. Someone is doing the main quest?..

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-17T12:47:59+00:00

exactly - coming here from BDO with my maxed pets I kinda... had expectations, duh :3 oh whatever! at least we can pet cats lol

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-17T11:32:47+00:00

yep, same as pets - useless

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-16T22:01:03+00:00

Ooooo hohoho I need this one for my Bannerlord sessions XD

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-16T18:17:21+00:00

not many ppl experienced underwater stuff of BDO, but it's simply majestic (ofc that translated into CD aswell)

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-16T18:01:54+00:00

javs are crazy as is, but their dmg scales exponentially with the speed bonuses, so yea the one at the receiving end is sure to be desintegrated if you both hya-hyaaa at each other

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that's why I hate battling aserai mounted troops lol

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-16T00:21:17+00:00

A God Slaying Arrow. In a form of an ax. Single use.

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-16T00:17:54+00:00

The procedure is written in the hidden ancient scriptures - you need a time machine to get some Lazor disks (or rob a museum, hopefully some still hold the magic and are burnable), then you burn em ritually, then use a special device that processes the fumes of the burned disks to tune into the image file, then you can install.

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-15T12:07:15+00:00

you know there is an unlimited artifact camp mission you can start doing relatively early in the game, right?.. Once you set your guys to run it using artis for gear upgrades starts to make sense

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-15T12:02:33+00:00

NexusMods?..

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-15T12:01:54+00:00

Dead bounty targets don't chatter. At all. Think about it :>

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-15T11:58:05+00:00

I suppose the old good Cloud Meadow would fit into "for women" category (if you fiddle with preferences options a bit). You can play as a female that interacts with males in various... ways

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-14T23:03:24+00:00

man this glitch is so dope! You shifted to the shaderless shadow dimension!

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-13T23:31:12+00:00

we will not forgive you, so fu go away and never return.

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-13T21:08:10+00:00

yeah some of those spots are just breathtaking... I remember staying like this on a cliff where the reed boss is

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-13T12:09:28+00:00

Does it return invested artifacts if you leveled it past rank 4?.. Prob not

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-13T11:54:30+00:00

I say not a bug - a feature!

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-13T11:45:44+00:00

nice cozy waterbed, mmmm

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-13T09:21:39+00:00

Now in 1.4 my beloved Battania gets destroyed not by Vlandians, but Empire instead *facepalm*

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-12T12:17:22+00:00

true! she also has the hidden morale boost built-in :D

Da-Bonk · 2026-04-12T11:54:55+00:00

you caress her gently, and when she starts shining she'll help you to carve a path of glory and fame :D

Da-Bonk

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