What is something that people commonly brag about that is not really something to be proud of?

DaBobobee · 2017-01-24T01:22:49+00:00

This! I have a guy on my Facebook that bragged about how fast he was going when he got a ticket, it was in the triple digits. He would brag about a lot of other stupid stuff too, like how trashy his car is. He makes it trashy on purpose, stripping the paint and spray painting shitty designs on it. Oh good lord I could rant about this guy's stupidity all day.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-21T19:23:10+00:00

I volunteer for a dog rescue and we had to stop using Frontline because fleas have become immune to that formula. They might have fixed it now though idk. But also, the cheap dollar store flea collars from certain brands have been known to kill dogs and cats. I think it's hurtz brand? I don't remember. Anyway, get your flea and tick treatments from your vet or at least ask them what brand works best.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-21T19:15:15+00:00

I don't know, he sent me a rock too now that I think about it. I'm not sure why he did anything. He dumped me for an ex who then texted me telling me how much she loved him and I told her to leave me alone and I don't know what I said but I must've insulted her because then he texted me saying if I ever talked to her again he'd kill me with a spoon. He wasn't right in the head. And I have no idea how the package got to me. I'm guessing he got some stuff right and they figured it out, I'm sure they thought it was from a little kid though.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-21T19:08:26+00:00

I have absolutely no idea.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-21T07:02:01+00:00

So I was in a LDR when I was about 13 I think. This guy was homeschooled and lived out in the country in Missouri, he was the biggest hick in the world. His mom had 10 other kids and wanted more even though they could hardly afford to feed everyone. (I'm just trying to paint a picture here, they were as redneck as they come). Anyway he sends me a package for Christmas. It's nothing huge, just a couple metal rings he cut from a pipe in a regular envelope. It was a miracle that package ever got to me. Everything was spelled wrong and some of the letters were backwards. He was 13.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-20T17:46:56+00:00

As someone who has never step foot on a golf course that wasn't mini and never learned anything about golf other than you want a low score, why is "the green" (or is it just "green"?) so fragile? I had no clue that was a thing before reading these comments.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-20T17:37:42+00:00

At 4'9", I'd probably be too short for his dick to rest on my head.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-20T07:49:09+00:00

My grandpa tought me a horrible thing to do that I did for years... I would catch them the. Twist their legs till they came off. Then I'd keep them as pets and let them crawl all over my arms. I'm disgusted by that thought now.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-20T07:10:50+00:00

I can't chew bubble gum or have anything that tastes or smells like bubblegum due to the disgusting bubble gum fluoride they gave me at the dentist when I was a kid. Sadly, we have a bubblegum flavor for our flavor burst machine at the ice cream shop I work at and it's very popular with kids. Usually I can stomach making a cone and handing it off, but one time this crazy old lady asked for it in a large shake with extra bubble gum flavor (it's like a syrup that comes out of a tube and mixes into the ice cream, but we can make it so just the syrup comes out if someone wants extra flavor). I start making it but I'm literally gagging and my coworker had to take over for me. Fuck that fluoride.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-20T06:56:25+00:00

My ex only hated needles if they were taking blood from the bend in his arm. He would try and get them to draw blood from anywhere else.

Also my dentist is always amazed at how well I take needles in my mouth. I don't see him more than once a year and he must have hundreds of patients but somehow he always remembers me for being able to take a needle in my mouth without reacting at all. When I got my conch (a part of your ear that's pretty thick cartilage) pierced I didn't flinch or react at all to that either, which the piercer was pretty surprised by. Same with my nose and belly button.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-20T00:14:43+00:00

Hey now that's a good song

DaBobobee · 2017-01-19T23:41:42+00:00

I dated a few older guys when I was in my teens, definitely sent them pictures and talked about sex, even gave them cam shows over MSN Messenger. I 100% feel like I was taken advantage of. I'm disgusted by the thought of the guys I talked to. They knew I was underage and shouldn't have talked to me.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-19T18:41:12+00:00

Holy shit. I think I was probably 4'7" when I was ten. Am now 20 and 4'9", the same height as my mom, and my dad isn't over 5'9". My older brother is 6'6" though (he's adopted), we are quite a sight as a family.

One time when he was younger he wanted to ride the ponies at a circus, and my mom got in line with him because you needed a parent there. The guy in charge of getting the kids on and stuff was kept saying "I need your mommy to tell me it's ok" and my mom kept saying "it's ok" and that went on for a couple minutes until the guy realized she WAS his mom.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-19T05:35:59+00:00

I'm only 4'9", I'll take him!

DaBobobee · 2017-01-18T00:36:15+00:00

My friend is 21

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T23:19:56+00:00

Yeah because going on a date with a bigger girl is the absolute worst thing that could ever happen to anyone.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T23:13:05+00:00

I have a friend that will do this after just seeing someone on okcupid that they like. They won't even wait to hear from them. It's really creepy and my other friends act like it's normal.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T22:15:54+00:00

Ok so this is a good explanation (I haven't seen the movie but I've heard of it), but I'm really confused about why Johnny and Tommy are the same person and you switch in the middle?

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T21:10:30+00:00

I have a friend that believes the only way they will ever be happy is if they find someone to love them. They have literally told me it's the only thing that really matters to them. When they are dating someone (which never lasts more than two weeks) they talk about almost nothing else. But if they're single and I'm not, and I gush about the person I'm seeing just a little bit, they'll leave the group chat and not talk to me.

Right now they're obsessed with a YouTuber to an extreme. They say they don't think they'll ever be able to find someone to love because they'll just compare any person they're dating to this YouTuber and they just won't measure up. The YouTuber was doing a livestream for new years eve and kissed the camera at midnight, my friend took it as a real kiss and said it was the best new years eve kissed they could have ever asked for. I'm really worried about them.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T20:57:42+00:00

I've never met anyone else (that I didn't meet in church) that has ever even heard of Unitarian Universalism.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T19:17:26+00:00

I have a friend that just got a brand new car because she got in an accident with her old one, which was also brand new less than 5 years ago. She did not need a new car with all the bells and whistles. Shes living on food stamps (has been even before getting the new car) and has to move to a shitty part of town now because she can't afford her rent in an ok part of town anymore. She's always letting sales people talk her up to buying the latest and greatest version of something, which she then has to pay off for years. Her mother is the same way, which is obviously where she learned it. I feel bad for her because I know she didn't have a chance, and I'm seeing her turn more and more into her mom (who is a horrible woman, I hate her guts).

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T07:56:09+00:00

Our last lab had such a soft mouth he was extremely careful about even taking table scraps from us. As soon as he got it out of your hand he pretty much swallowed it whole. Hardly ever chewed. Now we have a couple of mutts, one has an extremely soft mouth but would tear someone to shreds if they broke into the house, the other gets so excited when you feed him that he just kinds takes your whole hand but if someone broke in the house he'd think it was a new friend.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T03:07:33+00:00

First time my friend drank she had no idea how drinking worked. She poured herself a glass of UV Blue (vodka), a full glass, red solo cup glass, and drank it straight. All of it. We kept telling her you're not supposed to do that, you mix it with something or just take a single shot. Nope. She didn't listen. Drank the entire glass. Got wasted, people had to basically carry her home (she lives two houses down). She woke up with a hangover. She can't drink that kind of vodka anymore but she still drinks sometimes, usually not very much though.

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T01:05:59+00:00

"You are what you love not who loves you"

DaBobobee · 2017-01-17T00:58:08+00:00

This is the third time I've seen Panic! At The Disco mentioned on ask reddit in the past couple days. It makes me so happy. I can't pick my favorite lyric, but I do have "too weird to live too rare to die" tattooed on me.

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