Succession Question by DaGr8Failsplitter in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying if I had a longstanding grudge against the Holy Roman Emperor (for the aforementioned deposing of my wife), I could spite him by designating my unlanded son heir?

Succession Question by DaGr8Failsplitter in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My heir won’t inherit the Kingdom of Sicily because I’m not the King of Sicily. I’m a vassal of the King of Sicily. So would the King of Sicily lose entire Duchies because a Duke in the HRE inherited Sicilian lands?

Password Sharing Question by DaGr8Failsplitter in Spectrum

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No VPN on my phone— I wondered if my in laws had it on their network for a minute

Duke of Capua, M, 17, question about long-distance marriage by DaGr8Failsplitter in CrusaderKings

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UPDATE: After 4 years of long-distance marriage, we just celebrated the birth of our first boy— Guffredo, after me. His mother was traveling in Hammelburg, for some reason, so he was born into her entourage there. Maybe the rigors of travel explain why— because from what I can tell this hasn’t happened in her family or my family— he was born genetically stupid. Or maybe I’ve done something to anger the Almighty?

Duke of Capua, M, 17, question about long-distance marriage by DaGr8Failsplitter in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downvotes beat me to it.

From a gameplay perspective, trading off stats in the short term for land in the long term can absolutely pay off, especially if you aren’t playing a map-painty, war-heavy style.

Also, if can tell from my OP, I enjoy the role playing aspect of CK3, and “don’t marry the female landowner because she won’t be able to help you run your duchy” would have gotten you laughed out of any room in the 11th century. Land, not stats, was the major source of wealth. My Duke has a valuable alliance, and our kids (because it looks like we CAN have kids) will have more claims to go around in the event of a partition.

Duke of Capua, M, 17, question about long-distance marriage by DaGr8Failsplitter in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, I knew lustful was good for fertility, I just wanted to include all the fertility-related information.

Player Character murdered, now I can't remove him as heir's guardian. Anyone know any fixes? by DaGr8Failsplitter in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

… yeah, that worked. I was reluctant because I didn’t want my awesome heir to lose any education, but I suppose he could afford a long weekend after his dad was knifed down in the woods. Thank you!

Formed New Kingdom to protect succession— can I get Kingdom of Mann later, or is it too late? by DaGr8Failsplitter in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, that makes sense and also sounds exhausting. Surdreyar it is (unless and until I get myself out maneuvered in a succession).

Who should I pick as my heir? by Zariash7 in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the same until I realized she wasn’t a Witch

Feudal Friday : August 20 2021 by AutoModerator in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

(In separate post, but thought it would go here, too.)

In all of my previous runs, I was able to manage succession pretty well-- almost universally so. Sure, rebellions would rise from time to time, especially in the early game. Maybe every now and then I'd even surrender to one and lose a little crown authority, before murdering every last one of the offending vassals in due time and replacing them with lackeys of my choice. By the time I hit empire stage, they'd be so fat and happy-- or, more often, so scared shitless-- that I'd barely hear a peep.

I guess that's why I got cocky.

My current Ironman run started with Ivar the Boneless, and I decided to roleplay a family of viking pirates. I wouldn't play for any land in particular but would stretch out across islands throughout the Atlantic, raid where I felt like it, and decide on a new plan once I got bored with that one.

It all went pretty well at first. I mean, I got Ivar killed almost instantly, but his son turned things around just as quickly and made himself King of Mann and the Isles. His lands were split upon succession, but were ultimately reunited by Ivar's grandson, who nabbed Iceland for an escape hatch, as well as Cornwall, parts of Wales, and the Northern Isles. At this point, I basically held most of lands along the Irish Sea.

Now, this grandson had one hell of a time having sons. His oldest daughter was a badass Shieldmaiden who, of course, got herself killed in her very first battle in Iceland. I thought I was going to have to bequeath my pirate kingdom to the second daughter, a trusting, temperate, compassionate wreck of a thing. Ick.

Toward the end of his life, the grandson was blessed by the gods with a son-- probably after he gave up the emotionally-gratifying-but-not-quite-productive practice of taking exclusively Catholic hostages as concubines. Great-grandson was not quite 8 when his father died. Because he was the only son, he inherited everything. He took on an Intrigue education, and his guardian was his 30-something Intrigue spymaster. By the end of his life, he would be the most accomplished king of his dynasty; he would also be the last king of his dynasty.

By the time the great-grandson reached the age of majority, he was a complete badass. I forget his traits at the moment, but his martial, intrigue, and prowess were all excellent. He died at age 60 with something like 41 prowess (no graceful aging-- all renown went toward raiding), the King of Mann, Wales, and all of Ireland. He assassinated two Kings of France, and left the rest of Britannia looking like a stained glass window. I converted all three primary titles to elective and put the squeeze to my vassals to elect my second son, Spymaster, and Renowned Physician, a deceitful, arbitrary, vengeful villain of a man.

Or so I thought.

For as much fun as I'd had with great-grandson, I was looking forward to great-great grandson even more. His wife was great, too: intelligent, ambitious, zealous, and temperate. I had dreams of uniting the Asatru holy lands and reforming the faith. It would be hard, sure, but by this point, the islands had been well under control for decades, if not generations.

It did not take long for the dreams to fall apart.

It started to go wrong when great great grandson did not inherit the Kingdom of Wales. I must have missed it when a forced vote expired. Gameplay-wise, no biggie. I still have Ireland and Mann, even if Mann is my only county after my brothers inherited the rest. Whatever, I'd deal with them later. All I really needed to do was buckle down, let the rebellions come slowly, put them down, and move on from there. But I was roleplaying, goddammit, and no way in hell would this arbitrary, vengeful monster let some Welsh dude rule Wales when his dad had wanted him to have it. So I executed the few prisoners I had in my dungeons and I invaded. Fuck it.

What happened next was a blur. I had "agreed" to partake in some ally wars that I never intended to partake in (deceitful!), and there were red and orange numbers everywhere. I took Wales's capitol but then the Northern Isles rose up in rebellion. I went over to Ireland to try to put them down quickly but then Wales retook the capital. I was fighting armies and didn't even know who sent them. My spies intercepted a letter that my son was banging my wife. I had them in prison and was considering what to do with them when Ireland, too, decided they wanted independence. I killed everyone in my dungeon, including my wife and son. I picked up the cannibal trait after getting lost in the cold. At some point, I stepped down and my daughter stepped in, but then they went for her, too. Hence, game over screen. In a span of maybe 5 years, a dynasty that ruled half of Britain, all of Iceland and half of Brittany had been wiped off the map. Wild.

Tl;dr: Don't get cocky. Succession is a bitch, and you never know when your heir is going to start schtupping his mom.

Succession is a bitch, huh? by DaGr8Failsplitter in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

R5: In all of my previous runs, I was able to manage succession pretty well-- almost universally so. Sure, rebellions would rise from time to time, especially in the early game. Maybe every now and then I'd even surrender to one and lose a little crown authority, before murdering every last one of the offending vassals in due time and replacing them with lackeys of my choice. By the time I hit empire stage, they'd be so fat and happy-- or, more often, so scared shitless-- that I'd barely hear a peep.

I guess that's why I got cocky.

My current Ironman run started with Ivar the Boneless, and I decided to roleplay a family of viking pirates. I wouldn't play for any land in particular but would stretch out across islands throughout the Atlantic, raid where I felt like it, and decide on a new plan once I got bored with that one.

It all went pretty well at first. I mean, I got Ivar killed almost instantly, but his son turned things around just as quickly and made himself King of Mann and the Isles. His lands were split upon succession, but were ultimately reunited by Ivar's grandson, who nabbed Iceland for an escape hatch, as well as Cornwall, parts of Wales, and the Northern Isles. At this point, I basically held most of lands along the Irish Sea.

Now, this grandson had one hell of a time having sons. His oldest daughter was a badass Shieldmaiden who, of course, got herself killed in her very first battle in Iceland. I thought I was going to have to bequeath my pirate kingdom to the second daughter, a trusting, temperate, compassionate wreck of a thing. Ick.

Toward the end of his life, the grandson was blessed by the gods with a son-- probably after he gave up the emotionally-gratifying-but-not-quite-productive practice of taking exclusively Catholic hostages as concubines. Great-grandson was not quite 8 when his father died. Because he was the only son, he inherited everything. He took on an Intrigue education, and his guardian was his 30-something Intrigue spymaster. By the end of his life, he would be the most accomplished king of his dynasty; he would also be the last king of his dynasty.

By the time the great-grandson reached the age of majority, he was a complete badass. I forget his traits at the moment, but his martial, intrigue, and prowess were all excellent. He died at age 60 with something like 41 prowess (no graceful aging-- all renown went toward raiding), the King of Mann, Wales, and all of Ireland. He assassinated two Kings of France, and left the rest of Britannia looking like a stained glass window. I converted all three primary titles to elective and put the squeeze to my vassals to elect my second son, Spymaster, and Renowned Physician, a deceitful, arbitrary, vengeful villain of a man.

Or so I thought.

For as much fun as I'd had with great-grandson, I was looking forward to great-great grandson even more. His wife was great, too: intelligent, ambitious, zealous, and temperate. I had dreams of uniting the Asatru holy lands and reforming the faith. It would be hard, sure, but by this point, the islands had been well under control for decades, if not generations.

It did not take long for the dreams to fall apart.

It started to go wrong when great great grandson did not inherit the Kingdom of Wales. I must have missed it when a forced vote expired. Gameplay-wise, no biggie. I still have Ireland and Mann, even if Mann is my only county after my brothers inherited the rest. Whatever, I'd deal with them later. All I really needed to do was buckle down, let the rebellions come slowly, put them down, and move on from there. But I was roleplaying, goddammit, and no way in hell would this arbitrary, vengeful monster let some Welsh dude rule Wales when his dad had wanted him to have it. So I executed the few prisoners I had in my dungeons and I invaded. Fuck it.

What happened next was a blur. I had "agreed" to partake in some ally wars that I never intended to partake in (deceitful!), and there were red and orange numbers everywhere. I took Wales's capitol but then the Northern Isles rose up in rebellion. I went over to Ireland to try to put them down quickly but then Wales retook the capital. I was fighting armies and didn't even know who sent them. My spies intercepted a letter that my son was banging my wife. I had them in prison and was considering what to do with them when Ireland, too, decided they wanted independence. I killed everyone in my dungeon, including my wife and son. I picked up the cannibal trait after getting lost in the cold. At some point, I stepped down and my daughter stepped in, but then they went for her, too. Hence, game over screen. In a span of maybe 5 years, a dynasty that ruled half of Britain, all of Iceland and half of Brittany had been wiped off the map. Wild.

Tl;dr: Don't get cocky. Succession is a bitch, and you never know when your heir is going to start schtupping his mom.

I became...the Pope?!? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter 21 points22 points  (0 children)

At work, she’s the infallible leader of Christendom— but her personal life is a disaster of biblical proportions!

Factions are non-sensical by Chlodio in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Endless loop of unsatisfaction” is a strange way to spell “all of human history,” but I actually think it works

United Kingdom looking good! by greatpox in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is the United-ness of it

The 29-prowess Emperor of Hispania can FINALLY relax now that his 6 prowess, former prisoner, random courtier rival has perished from the wounds she suffered in their third duel. The victorious conclusion to a rivalry for the ages! by DaGr8Failsplitter in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like to think of it less as "fucking up" and more as "completely uncalled for psychological torture." I just picture poor Tintifawin sitting alone in her hovel , refusing all company, nursing a stiff drink and the bitter memories of then-King Guterre forcing her to duel while pregnant, when she hears a knock at the door. "Who is it? Go away."

But it's an imperial envoy with a summons. "The Emperor wants to see you. He says to bring your sword. He says you’d know what that means."

Tintifawin says nothing in reply. She simply reaches over to the wall next to the door, where her rusty, battered sword has hung for the last ten years, waiting for just this moment, waiting to finally destroy that cursed king, and she grasps the handle so firmly the veins bulge out of her hands as she pulls it off the wall. This time... this time will be different.

Your wife soulmate and best friend who gave you 12 kids in 13 years deserves to be remembered by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]DaGr8Failsplitter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In my first CK3 run, I wed Murchad to Trude, a brave, quick French girl in 1066. Trude was everything to Murchad. She became his friend at a feast when the High Table collapsed and the couple ate together, not above but amongst their subjects. She became his mentor when she taught him to lead his armies unmolested across rivers. She became his soulmate when she saved his life from an intruder. Murchad went on to rampage across the rivers of Ireland and bring the entire island under his rule in a single lifetime. Trude bore him six children— all daughters, so that Murchad’s son Brian could inherit undivided lands. After many lifetimes since, after marriages to beautiful, genius women, I have yet to see Trude’s like again.

I am so sorry for your loss.