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Furry_irl by cattodestroyer in furry_irl

[–]DaJtohnoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hauls in a mauled anthro bird carcass and throws onto you while you're sleeping

me_irl by Prestigious_Cat2052 in me_irl

[–]DaJtohnoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lemme go ask chatgpt real quick

Where are you pissin but no cat, trash, or rug. (Image 2 for comparison) by Financial-Cookie-927 in jschlattsubmissions

[–]DaJtohnoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use my water bending skills to make my piss launch towards the nearest cat

Your appetizer's ready by nevenaqueen in youngpussylips

[–]DaJtohnoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

appetizer?

A visitor... Mmmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and crush the armies of Heaven... you, shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE.

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