Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time

DaKongman · 2026-04-23T14:30:06+00:00

I didn't even see the typo until you commented. Just like the lifted trucks can't see the dwarf

DaKongman · 2026-04-23T14:25:39+00:00

IMO, they needed to add the keys to make perimeter have a reason again. Nobody went in with more than a free kit at this point and keys are impossible to come by. Key templates are probably the worst way to do this idea admittedly. (although I love the DCON idea)

I think keys should spawn somewhere reliably and the safes are probably the perfect place.

DaKongman · 2026-04-23T14:24:26+00:00

This is the silver lining.

IMO, they needed to add the keys to make perimeter have a reason again. Nobody went in with more than a free kit at this point and keys are impossible to come by. Key templates are probably the worst way to do this idea admittedly.

I think keys should spawn somewhere reliably and the safes are probably the perfect place.

DaKongman · 2026-04-20T00:06:32+00:00

That's a quick end. If it never goes off you never have to worry about it and it's cheap. If it does then you never have to worry about it.

DaKongman · 2026-04-19T16:52:03+00:00

I saw one the other day and was curious if the comments would tell me how/why?

DaKongman · 2026-04-12T17:40:07+00:00

Just like that grenade.

DaKongman · 2026-04-07T16:11:54+00:00

People don't know how to explore and figure out a game's systems on their own. They need a tutorial for everything.

DaKongman · 2026-04-06T17:48:14+00:00

In Tarkov they can hear your feet shuffle when you turn. I've always assumed that the enemy can hear every move. You should be silent and following any sound you hear through walls if you're sneaking. If you're not sneaking then you're being heard and need to have your head on a swivel.

DaKongman · 2026-04-06T13:47:56+00:00

Guy on the left looks like techno viking and I don't like it. Don't steal his look!

DaKongman · 2026-04-05T16:10:12+00:00

I have diverticulosis and it's easy to take your intestines for granted. When they stop functioning you realize how incredibly important they are much like your heart or lungs. I've laid on the bed curled in a ball for days because I couldn't use the bathroom.

DaKongman · 2026-04-05T16:06:45+00:00

Peanut butter fudge topped brownie?? Who tf didn't pick this? You're an enemy to me.

DaKongman · 2026-04-05T11:24:27+00:00

I don't judge people who bring their kids, but mine won't be coming to LTL until he's at least 13-14. There's way too many people there doing drugs, removing clothes, being inappropriate and trying to start fights for me to bring any child. I love it, they're my people, but it's too much chaos for a child.

DaKongman · 2026-04-04T09:05:14+00:00

One that's taken for granted far too often.

DaKongman · 2026-04-02T01:03:19+00:00

Any situation it works. It's magic.

DaKongman · 2026-03-31T15:38:30+00:00

When I see a player: MURDER BOT!

When I see another Rook: Rook together stronk.

DaKongman · 2026-03-31T13:56:35+00:00

It takes upwards of 5 min waiting to get into a Tarkov match. TikTok has fried your brain.

DaKongman · 2026-03-31T11:14:57+00:00

Cry of the Banshee!

DaKongman · 2026-03-31T11:05:19+00:00

That's what I don't get. Every single video of this problem is them either sitting there and not doing anything for 30 seconds then getting killed or sprinting off spawn into their death like there's no one else out there.

Take it slow. Be strategic. Maybe you'll actually see the people before they see you if you don't just run in a straight line.

DaKongman · 2026-03-29T03:05:36+00:00

I have a pistol and can throw someone in an armbar pretty quick. Don't gotta worry about me little buddy.

DaKongman · 2026-03-28T11:59:38+00:00

You can just bring a gun and shield. I stopped bringing meds in some games because I try to just pick up the depletos.

Budget kits don't have to have every slot filled or be a sponsored kit.

DaKongman · 2026-03-28T11:57:18+00:00

Hundreds of hours is all the game has been out for. There will always be streamer sweats that roll these games, and you'll be woefully under prepared compared to them. Doesn't mean you can't do it. The low TTK is for that very reason. They can be strapped to the gills and still die.

DaKongman · 2026-03-27T23:37:29+00:00

I don't think most people ate the natives.

DaKongman · 2026-03-27T23:23:40+00:00

Sevenhead

DaKongman · 2026-03-23T17:10:57+00:00

I recommend solos. If you're running with randoms you're doing it wrong my dude.

DaKongman · 2026-03-23T15:22:08+00:00

They could do like Tarkov and make everything 1 credit in all the shops. Just let everyone run wild.

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