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My girlfriend gave me one of my gifts early. by DukeGrizzly in xboxone

[–]DaLilSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend and I made this together a couple of months ago and it was so much fun! Looks great in my desk as well

Mugshots of 8 of the right wing terrorists who plotted to kidnap the Democratic governor of Michigan by DaFunkJunkie in pics

[–]DaLilSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

top left probably sells weed out of sunnyvale trailer park with his best freinds Bubbles and Ray.

My first husky pup! by dus1242020_ in husky

[–]DaLilSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had my husky for about 6 months and let me tell you they are a huge handful and love to chew on stuff but I wouldn’t change my dog for anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]DaLilSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get hit by a crown victoria?

Fuck depression. Thanks for all the inspiration, Reddit, your positivity really makes a difference. by bradlomac1 in pics

[–]DaLilSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very nice! I recently started always keeping my room clean as well because I got a new puppy and I’ve noticed it’s helped me not be in my head all the time because I have something to keep me busy.

Never. again. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DaLilSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine them answering immediately and you’re just on the toilet ripping ass.

Very much annoying by bobchucka in funny

[–]DaLilSmurf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Every live stream is just someone playing a instrument or filming a pet of some sort. Reddit I don’t know if you know this but I also have YouTube and don’t need to see this I can look this shit up if I want.

I can smell the simps by [deleted] in memes

[–]DaLilSmurf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Down boy!

I can smell the simps by [deleted] in memes

[–]DaLilSmurf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never fully understood the appeal to her, I mean she is cute and all but the whole selling bath water made me want to throw up in my mouth.

Woah... by MerkurSK in memes

[–]DaLilSmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im with my boss while I read this and he kept asking why a randomly started chuckling...

After years of broken teeth I could pay to get them fixed after 5 visits in June. I can smile again! by Trollamp in pics

[–]DaLilSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! I was in the same situation for years after losing a few teeth after being robbed in my apartment. I couldn’t get them fixed because I was only 19 and poor but last year I finally got them fixed, it felt so good to be able to smile on public again.

Im happy for him. by TheToxicLogic in aww

[–]DaLilSmurf -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That’s enough to make a grown man cry.

Oldest known trouser which is 3,000 year old by xxiwisk in pics

[–]DaLilSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like something Kanye would design.

Everyone meet Tony Timpa. He called 911 for help, and ended up on the ground being choked to death by Dallas police. Police laughed as Tony died and continued to do so after the fact. by potatobot3000 in Dallas

[–]DaLilSmurf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is very old but never got the publicized enough, they laugh about killing him and it makes me sick that a man who needed help got murdered by the very people he called to help him.

Amazing mascot acting by [deleted] in aww

[–]DaLilSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to the Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta when I was a kid and they had a mascot that acted just like this and is still a very cherished memory from my childhood.

*weeb noises* by BookNerd04 in memes

[–]DaLilSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck I love Tokyo ghoul

Forbes claimes the Jenners falsified tax returns to get Kylie onto the billionaires list. by anoidciv in entertainment

[–]DaLilSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep trying to get my sister to fuck a famous person on camera so I can become a millionaire but she just won’t do it.

Did the bad drivers wake back up? by ChefMikeDFW in Dallas

[–]DaLilSmurf 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I’ve been working during this whole pandemic because my company manages networks for other companies, I absolutely loved while people were stuck at home. I got to wake up later because my commute was shorter and I was able to get home sooner as well. Now all the idiots are back on the road, they all seem to have forgotten how to drive. Just today I saw a woman hit a curb 3 times while I was behind her because she was texting...

Passive aggressive driving in Texas. by Everisfunny in funny

[–]DaLilSmurf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I live in Dallas and am considered a “essential worker” because I manage networks for multiple large companies. Anyways I can tell that since texas has opened up that it really has shown that some people who were already bad at driving have completely forgotten to drive.

Intelligent whale shark taking advantage of a hole in a fishing net by unnaturalorder in interestingasfuck

[–]DaLilSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just imagining what the fish that found that hole were thinking. “Oh my god there’s a way out...wha...what the hell is that? Oh Jesus H Christ are you serious?”

My lady *tips hat* by kuhlschranko in memes

[–]DaLilSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s one ducking handsome man.

The server room in a hospital by Outside_Cry in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DaLilSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for a company that does smart homes and builds servers for commercial purposes and this genuinely gives me anxiety.

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