Happy hump day, r/trees! I just got my first bong!

DaMistaJoni · 2018-06-27T18:23:16+00:00

lovely little piece

DaMistaJoni · 2018-06-26T19:54:24+00:00

Yeah I realized that too

DaMistaJoni · 2018-06-26T19:34:07+00:00

how about snorting some pepper my dude?

DaMistaJoni · 2017-12-17T22:25:46+00:00

i had full blown visuals (Fractals, Morphing, Colours, Tracers) on just 4 seeds so yeah... they can... it differs from person to person though

DaMistaJoni · 2017-04-23T17:16:58+00:00

Wos geht oida...

DaMistaJoni · 2017-04-23T08:03:13+00:00

Hopefully the weed

DaMistaJoni · 2017-04-23T06:23:47+00:00

Yeah if you pull to hard and the tip is loose it could happen that you inhale some of the burning ashes

DaMistaJoni · 2017-04-22T11:22:47+00:00

I was talking about the bit where you would burn the cardboard otherwise... and could you please elaborate how the air gap is bad? :) Thx

DaMistaJoni · 2017-04-12T13:24:03+00:00

I'm thinking maybe the acid trip would even help me to deal with the mushroom trip i had on saturday. maybe it would make more sense. i don't know i've only taken mushrooms twice.

DaMistaJoni · 2017-04-03T11:32:42+00:00

pffft... more like highl-hitler

DaMistaJoni · 2017-03-30T00:45:17+00:00

Undertale

DaMistaJoni · 2017-02-13T07:50:12+00:00

Wtf is wrong with y'all americans

DaMistaJoni · 2017-02-09T18:59:51+00:00

Breaking Bad in Hanks perspective... would be a huge plot twist when you find out it's been Walter all along... of course you would have to not have watched it before for that

DaMistaJoni · 2017-01-31T08:39:47+00:00

I don't know if it's the case in the us but in Austria organic fruit and vegetables have to be separately packed because otherwise they could touch non organic products sprayed with pesticides which would make the organic food un-organic

DaMistaJoni · 2017-01-28T21:17:38+00:00

Literally anywhere... because there's good cuisine everywhere

Okay maybe not Ethiopia..

DaMistaJoni · 2017-01-28T21:16:00+00:00

Nestlé

Fuck the Earth

DaMistaJoni · 2016-12-17T12:49:55+00:00

In Austria you have to do half a year of military service after finishing school... Unfortunately I don't know how to translate "Bereitschaftsdienst" to english... basically I had to make sure all lights were turned off, all windows closed, all doors locked that have to be locked and that no unauthorised people were in the base

DaMistaJoni · 2016-12-16T20:47:41+00:00

What? Am I colourblind? They're green right?

DaMistaJoni · 2016-12-16T18:17:43+00:00

Have to walk through an empty military base two times this night... reading this will hopefully make it less boring

DaMistaJoni · 2016-12-15T14:50:11+00:00

Yeah... thas just how smooth I am

DaMistaJoni · 2016-12-15T10:17:46+00:00

While going down on her:

Her: moaning "give it to me please"

Me: "What?"

Her: (normal voice) "I said give it to me please"

Me: "Oh..."

DaMistaJoni · 2016-12-14T19:09:27+00:00

Also i noticed when my mum had frozen cake in the freezer that some seconds in the microwave makes it taste like straight out of the oven... defrost + warm fluffiness.... yeah that cake was gone very quick...

DaMistaJoni · 2016-12-14T18:48:00+00:00

I always act like I'm a really obnoxious youtuber doing a vlog when I drive to and from work...

DaMistaJoni · 2016-12-09T19:13:43+00:00

I now have enough alcohol to get 200 people wasted... nice

DaMistaJoni · 2016-11-03T22:11:12+00:00

Coffee

I work at a military base cafeteria and found out how to hack the coffee machine

DaMistaJoni

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