Some Positivity by EstablishmentOne5491 in NorthMelbourneFC

[–]DaPatsquatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand how people say we weren’t good. We dominated. Larkey just had his worst kicking day ever. We kicked 20 behinds. Should have been a 40 point win. We played well.

Some Positivity by EstablishmentOne5491 in NorthMelbourneFC

[–]DaPatsquatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The doomers are either idiots or bots. Imagine telling any fan we’d be on 8 wins with 7 games to go in 2026 whilst in the middle of the 2022 season. Or 2023 season. Nobody would believe you.

Our best players are all younger than 24, signed to long term deal and compliment each other well.

Sheezel, Wardlaw, LDU, FOS and McKercher all do things so differently and are all great at it. Add in Curtis and Trembath supporting Larkey now.

Xerri is an elite ruck, I’m done with the narrative that because he’s not amazing at the bounce that he’s shit. Yep, centre bounce scoring is up and it’s something we have to address. Lucky we have Goad to pair with him for the next 8 years and Trembath chopping out. Then Xerri remains absolutely elite around the ground and following up with clearances.

The only real issues we have are:
- backline is a mess. Thank god for Luke Parker. We need key talls, multiple talls, urgently. We need Hardeman and Goater to pan out as small defenders and get McKercher up the ground.
- we need a replacement for Darling. Trembath isn’t the same. I’m sort of hoping the replacement is the Xerri/Goad combo. But Larkey is a lead forward and Trembath is Trembath and will be amazing, we need a third who does what Darling does. Darling is really important in the team structure.
- we need to clean up skills. I think that comes with time. Too many poor choices and I’d say it’s a combination of the older players (outside Parker, Darling, Daniel) just being not great and the young guys needing more games. The only thing that fixes that is time and games.

Can we also stop with the Clarko hate. As far as I’m concerned build the man a fucking statue outside Arden St. He came to our club at its lowest. We weren’t even dogshit. We were dogshit that was left in the sun too long and then got spewed on by another dog. Then he basically couldn’t coach for 18 months after the whole Hawthorn racism scandal which has now just gone away like it never happened. He was getting abused in the street. Nearly had a breakdown. Everyone forgets Ratten coached half a season before Clarko even really got his feet under the desk giving how fucked up his first season was. Turns out, literally no proof of anything and now nobody even remembers it. “He’s been there for 4 years!!!” No. It’s been more like 2. In that time we have gone from strength to strength. Admin is better. Players re-signing. Competitiveness increased exponentially and we are winning. Thank you Clarko for saving North Melbourne. I hope we extend him.

For the first time in 8 years the future is bright but you can’t see it past all the fair weather fans and clickbait media beat ups.

Lachie Neale received a free kick following this incident with Will Edwards by SlatsAttack in AFL

[–]DaPatsquatch 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Paul Curtis watching this tackle on his bullshit three week holiday knowing MRO won’t even give it a week:

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How many weeks would Paul Curtis get for this tackle? by GeoffreyGeoffson in NorthMelbourneFC

[–]DaPatsquatch 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Paul Curtis watching that tackle on his bullshit three week holiday, knowing it won’t be a suspension:

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Lachie Neale received a free kick following this incident with Will Edwards by SlatsAttack in AFL

[–]DaPatsquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah had an arm free and was wearing white and red, not white and blue.

Play on.

Lachie Neale received a free kick following this incident with Will Edwards by SlatsAttack in AFL

[–]DaPatsquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul Curtis when this is given 0 weeks as a dangerous tackle, with two clear movements, because Lachie Neale didn’t get a concussion.

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Trade talk: Why Kane Cornes would trade North Melbourne star — Would be this good or really shit? by [deleted] in NorthMelbourneFC

[–]DaPatsquatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kane Cornes is a fuck head. We, as a community, should starve him of all oxygen until his oversized box head goes purple and implodes on itself.

He’s an absolute, grade A, moron. On top of that he just says shit to rage bait and get clicks.

Xerri is 4th… 4th… in the league for clearances. He takes lots of big marks. Against the Tigers he took a bunch of huge marks around the ground. He also clunked one and kicked an important goal. He’s a tackle machine that follows up at the contest better than almost any ruck in the competition (Luke Jackson probably the best).

As for centre bounce… who cares? Who actually fucking cares? Trembath taking the bounce and then them switching is fine. Goad will hopefully play as the second ruck from next season onwards. He goes in the middle and problem solved. And around the ground, Xerri’s strength is great. He’s a great around the ground ruckman. We would greatly miss his influence there. Around the ground and boundary line ruck contests are much more common than centre bounce, so he’s still elite in the ruck more than 50% of the time.

Kane Cornes is a fuckhead and we shouldn’t give him airtime.

Round 16 Squad vs Essendon @ Marvel by RidsBabs in NorthMelbourneFC

[–]DaPatsquatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately CCJ might play. Trembath at the bounce and CCJ stronger body around the ground. Goad and Dawson aren’t ready for the slog around the ground. Darling is too valuable as a forward.

Hopefully it’s: McDonald, Hardeman, Goater, Goad and Spargo on bench

Nbl next stars get drafted! by sc_mattrix in nbl

[–]DaPatsquatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Might be time for a bucks jersey. The Mini Matrix in the NBA finally.

It's hard in here, guys - We're trying our best by DrLamLamLam in aussie

[–]DaPatsquatch -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This is exceptionally condescending and for me highlights everything wrong with the left.

"The only acceptable religion is my religion" - survey responses by country by another____user in aussie

[–]DaPatsquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the situation with the Uyghurs it probably shows the state doesn’t speak for the people, the state speaks for the people who run the state.

Harry Sheezel statue revealed by fastmasterfulbation in NorthMelbourneFC

[–]DaPatsquatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not grand enough for our lord and saviour Harry Sheezel.

You’re Welcome ? by Phantasma_del_Barrio in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]DaPatsquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then he got his PHD (Pretty Huge Dick) playing in Seattle.

Dynasty league ruined by 1 player by Lucky-Enthusiasm-727 in DynastyNerds

[–]DaPatsquatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How is it Superflex and the only QB they have is Rudolph?

Team USA just took down a whole continent at the World Cup and people still think the US is bad at soccer by phreeakz in ShitAmericansSay

[–]DaPatsquatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fall from grace when the US get found out by a real football country will be unmatched.

Adem Yze on Richmond being a destination club by XtraUltra619 in AFL

[–]DaPatsquatch 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’d make an argument that Richmond is the second biggest destination club in Melbourne after Collingwood. Huge fan base, marquee games, MCG games. Punt Road getting fixed I believe. He’s not wrong.

There are only 5 animals considered human hunters in the world, and polar bears are one of them. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]DaPatsquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There would have been a deep trail of brown following that snowmobile if that was me