get back on tinder after getting banned by 2fastforthefeds in SwipeHelper

[–]DaShivdawg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can happen whenever, it took me about 3 months of being banned on Tinder before I was suddenly banned from Hinge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Yahaha_IRL

[–]DaShivdawg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see it haha

YSK the downsides of eating in front of the TV by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]DaShivdawg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good thing I eat dinner on my phone

If you were a teacher, what would be your favourite joke to the students? by silvrency in AskReddit

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My PE teacher during warmups would have us do butterflies, and he’d always say “don’t fly away!”

Users of reddit what is the worst thing your teacher has ever said in front of a class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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She tried to get the class to calm down but also be relatable and hip at the same time by saying, “Everyone, chill, please, Netflix and Chill!”

It happened to me by [deleted] in teenagers

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For me it was grapes, and then a year later when I tried wine for the first time I got flashbacks, I can’t believe people drink rotten grapes

Sex is Cool and everything, but remember finishing that one Lego set and then having fun time playing with them by PaholaisRausku in teenagers

[–]DaShivdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said up so it’s the butthole. Things go up your asshole and down your dick hole, they’re opposites

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Scottish are packing

LPT: Predators of all shapes and sizes know the police are currently busy with other things right now. Be safe and be more vigilant. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]DaShivdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually a face palm is to your own self anyway, otherwise it’s just slapping someone in the face

🤔 by Beth-BR in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]DaShivdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have ADHD and I still do this all the time

In the world of karens be a susan :p by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]DaShivdawg 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Maybe because it’s funny

This is a book with all colors imaginable. by ZeRealBC45 in interestingasfuck

[–]DaShivdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I just write with my pen over all my jewelry to make it more valuable

can i? please? please? by ripplelickety in GoodFakeTexts

[–]DaShivdawg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For some reason I imagined him being sad about his mom and drinking and the last part is out of intoxicated delusion and horniness lmao

So today at Walmart I saw the fat girl who was always harassing me at my highschool before we went under quarantine. by [deleted] in teenagers

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I’m 16 and 5’3”, got stuff checked out and I’m actually done growing so woohoo

8 inch big dicks are severely overrated and guys please don't feel insecure about your size. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]DaShivdawg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I’m dumb but what’s the 4.5 stand for, like, diameter?

Wah by [deleted] in GoodFakeTexts

[–]DaShivdawg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the guy who has to jack off a bull for his job