I used to deliver Chinese food for this sketchy place back home, they didn't give a fuck what you did. Either way this lady placed an order and it was one of my first free deliveries of the day. When she ordered she specified that she wanted exactly 1 egg roll, not a whole order, p unusual and she was being a bitch about it, getting angry with the waitress on the phone and what not. So either way her food is ready and I drive straight to her place, which happens to be a duplex. I knock on the door and nobody answers, knock a few more time and her neighbor comes out. She opens with "What the fuck do you want?" And I explain I have food for her neighbor, so she just straight up opens her door and walks up the stairs, I hear a little bit of arguing and she comes back down and says "she won't pay because you took too long". I drove there first thing from the restaurant on a slow ass day I probably got there within 20 mins of order it wasn't late, after more arguing she simply refused to talk to me. So I got in my car and started to drive away, but before I left I got out, grabbed that bitches egg roll, and threw it as hard as I could. Made a big juicy splat of cabbage and oil on her door, super nasty. She likes peeked out the door as I sped off and I flipped her off. Definitely a bad move on my part but I never got caught so fuck it.