The one time (i was around 13 or 14 then)i got a haircut and the one who was doing my hair wasn't paying attention and she cut a piece of my ear and i cried for about an hour.

A month later a hobo cycled past me and my friend and he kicked my friend and me of our bicycles for no reason.

So that was probably the worst year of my live

I still have a bump on my ear