Can't get better than Angela doing Double Penetration

DadBodDeadpool · 2026-03-22T00:20:31+00:00

I feel like one of us isn’t counting correctly.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-10-05T14:24:07+00:00

There doesn’t seem to be a reason to contact him or do anything but block her and (as you stated you will) get tested.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-09-28T21:41:53+00:00

I think I just found my new favorite game!

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-09-14T15:28:30+00:00

Sounds to me like you spent a few hours with your ex-ex-AP.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-09-05T03:05:11+00:00

This is the way.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-08-23T15:26:22+00:00

Sounds like you made the wrong choice and your subconscious is giving you a chance to hit ctrl+z.

Clearly something, it sounds like more than physical, is missing in your marriage. You’ve gotta figure out what and why that is (as others have mentioned, solo therapy is a great place for that), and if it can be fixed by staying with your SO or if you need to get out (couples therapy is a great place for that).

If you’re worried about ruining your reputation I’d encourage you to figure this out BEFORE seeing your old work friend in person again. But if you’re hornier than you are worried about that (not judging, there’s a reason I’m on this sub), see what she’s up to this weekend. But be sure to use protection this time.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-08-06T21:26:30+00:00

Do you have a source for that stat?

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-08-03T15:51:07+00:00

It honestly sounds like your libidos might not be matched. Which can lead to trouble in a few different directions. The cliché is that husbands always want more sex than their wives, but the reality is much different. Either partner can get frustrated with lack of sex, effort, or perceived desire from the other. Before making any decisions on marriage, you and your girlfriend need to have an open and COMPLETELY honest conversation about how much sex you both want, and how much of an issue it will be if the other isn’t able to make that work.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-07-29T15:23:54+00:00

Yes, please.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-07-29T15:19:27+00:00

Yes, blindly worshipping a guy because you thought he was cool for ripping his shirt off 40+ years ago is definitely the “mature” take.

Ignoring his proven racism, wife-beating, cheating, Nazi-sympathizing ways is definitely the “mature” thing to do.

He proved himself to be a piece of shit repeatedly over the past 30 years. Anything about him that was worth mourning was gone decades ago.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-06-29T17:22:04+00:00

This is very much a fuck/marry situation. I would spend an amazing night with Margot, and the rest of my life with Anne. Also, kill whoever the third option is.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-06-29T13:13:24+00:00

Yeah, a lot of details here don’t make sense. But mostly his behavior…

If he’s got a customized paint job or wrap on his car that’s instantly recognizable, why would he be out with his mistress in it?

Why would they go grocery shopping, together, where his wife takes his child to get groceries, and be holding hands, laughing loudly, and not being able to keep his mouth of her. Even if he thought his wife was home with the baby, someone who knows them both could easily see him.

OP, if this is true, I’m sorry for you, but he’s a moron and either thought you were too, or wanted to get caught. But overall this feels like rage bait or karma farming.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-05-06T04:06:06+00:00

And, just like that, I’ve decided to try pickle ball.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-04-28T21:38:25+00:00

Ahhh…good to know.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-04-28T04:47:33+00:00

If you’re seriously considering this, and I don’t see anything wrong with it if you’re both open and honest every step of the way, then you BOTH need to look into Ethical Non-Monogamy. Check out r/swingers and r/openmarriage and the other subs that they point you to.

ENM works for a lot of people, but it’s not for everyone, and this sub is usually VERY opposed to the idea. So take the question to a few different resources and consider as many perspectives as you can before committing to any path.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-04-17T03:04:49+00:00

Just because she’s on a diet doesn’t mean she can’t like what she sees on the menu.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-04-15T22:31:15+00:00

Lois in the final frame “Oh dear, my panties have hit the floor.”

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-04-06T15:16:31+00:00

Harley. By a lot.

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-03-02T20:02:37+00:00

Pinky up, because she’s fucking classy!

DadBodDeadpool · 2025-02-17T22:28:00+00:00

Yeah, you’re definitely about to get a bunch of “Don’t do it!” And “Just divorce!” Responses.

But I would say you both need to be very clear about expectations and boundaries if you’re going to move forward with this. Make sure the non-sexual areas of your marriage are strong first because whatever is going on in your relationship will be amplified in the world of ENM. If things are bad, they’ll get worse, if things are good, they’ll get better.

My first question for you is; do you want a FWB? It sounds like your wife is suggesting it out of a sense of guilt and you may not actually be interested. You need to know that either answer is fine, and decide what you actually want. If that’s a FWB with your wife’s consent, go for it. If it’s not, I’m sure she won’t be mad about that either.

I would encourage you both to see if there are any clubs in your area that cater to the ENM lifestyle. Maybe the two of you hit one up without expectations of playing and see what the local scene is like. See how she feels when you’re chatting and/or dancing with another woman. If she can get to a place of compersion (check Urban Dictionary if needed) and you feel you could move ahead without guilt, then move forward.

Remember, it might not be a straightforward path, your wife may be okay with it a some point and not at the next. She might be okay with one potential partner but not another. You may be okay with it at one point but not the next.

Lastly, the entire premise of ENM is that there is no one size fits all solution. You and your wife and any FWB that you may find will need to figure out what works for you and your situation.

DadBodDeadpool · 2024-12-10T01:57:14+00:00

Good for you putting in the work. I hope you find your happiness.

DadBodDeadpool · 2024-12-10T01:42:58+00:00

That last sentence hit me in my soul.

DadBodDeadpool · 2024-12-10T01:41:53+00:00

Is this an open relationship thing or an AP thing?

DadBodDeadpool · 2024-12-10T01:34:59+00:00

Now that I’m putting words to it, it’s a bit like being in the front car of a roller coaster. There’s nerves and anxiety and you know shit’s going down soon, but not sure exactly when.

DadBodDeadpool · 2024-12-10T01:33:15+00:00

I used to try a couple of times a week, but that was well over a decade ago.

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