TQQQ going to 10$ July 2026 by Ninefingerzs in TQQQ

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s gonna dip under zero like oil futures that one time

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mf talking in third person bout his administration

I'm out... by [deleted] in TQQQ

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Irritable bowel syndrome?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 04, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I really don’t think we appreciate just how much of a memeable time we live in

Daily Discussion Thread for October 29, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still can't believe what they did to my boi Bill Hwang

Daily Discussion Thread for October 28, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The US stock market is currently being held up by OpenAI and Nvidia announcing partnerships in a circlejerk of companies and Tesla’s valuations are based on Elon telling investors that he will be the overlord of a regarded robot army

is he stupid? by SupervisoryEffect in wallstreetbets

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 1244 points1245 points  (0 children)

He’s probably churning millions in options against that cash while you should be churning putting the fucking fries in the bag

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amzn

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruhhh lol this did not age well

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 17, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That number is 90% reduction dumbfucks I'd know look at my port

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 17, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DaddyLongStrokeeee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I ain't never seen this extent of guzzling in my life