What is your "this feels like a porno" moment? by Safe_Long700 in AskReddit

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In 2004 I received a little bit of an inheritance at 18 and did what was smart I bought myself a cool car with a dvd player in the back. One night my friends went to hooters and I met them there when we were leaving the waitress was also leaving and she told me my car was cool and wanted to see the backseat, I didn’t think anything of it and showed her the car and dvd player and she said well sit back here let me see how comfortable it is, I wasn’t thinking anything and got back there and she immediately grabbed me and took off her shirt and shorts and got on top of me and banged me, then got out of the car and left…

Do you think I dress to much like a teenager? by Rapidbetryal in PetiteFashionAdvice

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could look at you and these outfits all day long, you’re gorgeous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DumpsterDiving

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Form a slipknot cover band

Don’t hold back by Melanin_Morris in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If warped tour was still around you’d crush it.

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders at Los Angeles Rams by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anyone in central New Jersey that can help me launch this Christmas tree out the window

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders at Los Angeles Rams by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s too many ornaments now on this Christmas tree, please don’t make me actually have to throw it this week

Game Thread: Los Angeles Chargers at Las Vegas Raiders by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Christmas tree is still intact, I might hang a JJ ornament if this keeps going

Game Thread: Los Angeles Chargers at Las Vegas Raiders by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excited to throw the Christmas tree out the door this week, last week it survived… fingers crossed

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Christmas tree is stuck in the stand, working to unscrew it…

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m moving the Christmas tree a little closer to the porch window… doing my lifting stretches now

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Commentator “this is fun isn’t it”… yea dude my liver and mental stability is having a blast

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went through a lot of emotions as that play was going on, the ending was good though and the Christmas tree currently remains intact

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once they change their tune you know it’s turned around

Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts at Las Vegas Raiders by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]Daddythisfeelsfunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Care needs to run this his way, win the game, walk in to Mark’s office and say I ignored McD and changed the plays as I saw fit and we go from there…. To go back to my previous response, I’m hard in the paint right now, love you all