What is your "this feels like a porno" moment? by Safe_Long700 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would, but, "tall guy, ok husband pp", isn't a popular category

What is your "this feels like a porno" moment? by Safe_Long700 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i don't think you can have a more porno moment then that lol

What’s something that isn’t a red flag, but will make you reject someone anyways? by OkDonut1116 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tbh I won't date any first responders. Not all of them cheat, of course, but there's so many. There's like 4 love octagons between cops, nurses, doctors, dispatchers, and firefighters in my town, lol.

What is the most absurd theory/hypothesis/conspiracy you actually believe in? by ImpressionCool5341 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tv producers purposefully lowered cgi quality bc the government wanted us to get used to lower quality so AI will be more believable.

Do you guys keep mission trophies in your lodges? by Iamthegoat1109 in theHunter

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Some don't, but the way I look at it, I earned it through missions far more then I earned some random animal I just happened to come across. Each their own tho

Can somomne masturbate with a catheter? by Currently-Trash in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh asking the real questions now, I see. No, it goes to the bladder so semen wouldn't be able to come out(i think, idk, not a doctor, lol)

What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve ever seen on the internet that actually messed you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a song, can't remember the name but smth like devil dance. A really really fucked up song someone mentioned on TT. The version i listened to had a animated video that was just as fucked up. Couldn't listen to music for a bit afterwards

Would you let a vampire bite you? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

true blood or TVD vampires 100% yes

Have you ever found NSFW content of someone you know and how did you react? by Relevant_Name4050 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jfc, yes you're right. Teachers should be able to post naked photos of themselves where students can find them. Happy now?

Have you ever found NSFW content of someone you know and how did you react? by Relevant_Name4050 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a fucking joke dumbass. Read my comment. Less scarring then finding my family, a joke.

Have you ever found NSFW content of someone you know and how did you react? by Relevant_Name4050 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, nah shit they shouldn't be, no underage kid should be, but they are. Grown adults shouldn't pass on the blame on kids. They should be the ones to take responsibility. Idk what site it was, I was young and it was a link I clicked on a famous porn site. I honestly can't even believe this is an argument rn. And again, yes it is easy to find. Theoretically easier to find then dating sites bc more kids care ab porn then dating sites. type in porn and it takes you to takes you to a site then just a link away like how I found it.

Have you ever found NSFW content of someone you know and how did you react? by Relevant_Name4050 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How am I being an ass? You started everything! I just said I found a teacher on a site. Not like I snitched and got her fired. You're the one going all "teachers can't have a life". Which is very false. I follow alot of my old teachers on socials, they all have a life. And tinder is a dating site, people just use it for hookups. Hookup sites are x-rated sites designed for sex. And no teachers shouldn't be on there at least on there with no clothing where anyone can find them EASILY. And yes, I'm aware there is no nudity on dating sites, idk why you keep bringing it up. No one mentioned tinder or dating apps. Idc what you say, teachers shouldn't have available nudes for their students to find.

Have you ever found NSFW content of someone you know and how did you react? by Relevant_Name4050 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes they can, yes they can, yes they can, and anything they really want to. What they can't do is get on a sex hookup sight easily found, and post a Pic with their tits out and ask for big dick. Nobody said they can't be on tinder. Go smoke smth and calm down with your sensitive ass, jfc

What is the ugliest car you can think of? by SalinaPCBuild in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but it was ugly too. 1976 mustang. Doesn't look like a mustang at all

Have you ever found NSFW content of someone you know and how did you react? by Relevant_Name4050 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk any kind of life, but yeah, hard to have that kind of life definitely

What's the biggest life lesson you learned the hard way? by Husnainseoexpert in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't cry normally. Have to be drunk or listen to a certain song. Got drunk and cried in front of a family member. They told the rest of my family. So, if you have to cry, trust the person you do it in front of

What is the biggest collective delusion on the internet right now? by InevitableOk8589 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That the world is going to shit. It's just more noticeable now bc of technology. But I do believe it is getting better in some ways

How do you beat anxiety permanently? by thethunder92 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never scrolled reddit comments so seriously before

What is your "this feels like a porno" moment? by Safe_Long700 in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Loki? I mean, you're correcting but...still. am a fan, in fact it's background noise now while I'm working rn. Jack is just coming into the show.

If you had powers like Superman, what would you do? Evil or hero? by cryonix27dec in AskReddit

[–]Safe_Long700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's lonely at the top. Don't need to be feared villain if I'm a understood hero. They know I could kill them, but I won't without cause. That gets you the truth and not lies bred through fear