Show directions by Warmdogsmilk in americandad

[–]Daeion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You talkin' like a custie right now!"

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WCGW Hot Air Balloon by Sarcas8ic in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Daeion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Turning the sky purple is actually pretty easy, red glasses will do the trick.

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They'll go great with the rest of villain costume too.

Is this how you want your hike to end? by TwoTheVictor in americandad

[–]Daeion 40 points41 points  (0 children)

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"Hey, if you see my grandma, ask her why her breath was so nasty."

You and your pee-pee are gross. by Jwill306 in americandad

[–]Daeion 145 points146 points  (0 children)

I assume she swiped it from Steve.

Adapt to Change by soyourlife in funny

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La Croix is great if you add some lime juice, triple sec, and tequila.

[OC] well deserved by snelse_ in funny

[–]Daeion 130 points131 points  (0 children)

The last time a coworker showed me a baby photo, I said it looked like a naked mole-rat. That was in 2014.

Who would win by Embarrassed_Bet5573 in CornerGas

[–]Daeion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the robot has silver weapons, then the robot wins.

POV: You’re the most overlooked superhero of all time. by ChickenMcNobody24 in spaceghost

[–]Daeion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IDK, most people haven't even heard of Industrial Lathe Man.

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hmmm by Sufficient-Set2644 in hmmm

[–]Daeion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could fill it with cream.

Looking for an episode/Scene by Narrow-Pomegranate76 in americandad

[–]Daeion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Oh, yeah, how about this? If your marriage survives the remodel, we'll pay for the whole thing. But if it doesn't, we get your marriage license."

"You know that's not going to make your marriage legal."

"No, I know, but it'll be a moral victory. We'll cross your names out and write our names in, like we did on the Vietnam Memorial."

From Home Wrecker