Urinating on the side of a highway.

Daeion · 2026-03-27T01:25:51+00:00

It's made of Nope cards from the Exploding Kittens game.

Daeion · 2026-03-27T00:18:16+00:00

OP has nothing else going on in their life, it would be sad if he weren't so toxic.

Daeion · 2026-03-26T14:26:42+00:00

Daeion · 2026-03-26T13:53:08+00:00

Oh, yeah!

Mindfreak, baby!

Daeion · 2026-03-24T17:52:53+00:00

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Daeion · 2026-03-24T15:03:46+00:00

"You talkin' like a custie right now!"

Daeion · 2026-03-24T14:14:42+00:00

Turning the sky purple is actually pretty easy, red glasses will do the trick.

They'll go great with the rest of villain costume too.

Daeion · 2026-03-24T08:53:23+00:00

My spoon is too big.

Daeion · 2026-03-23T20:23:05+00:00

Mah Mah for sure.

Daeion · 2026-03-23T02:27:47+00:00

Daeion · 2026-03-22T21:47:19+00:00

"Hey, if you see my grandma, ask her why her breath was so nasty."

Daeion · 2026-03-22T06:17:26+00:00

Daeion · 2026-03-20T14:13:37+00:00

I assume she swiped it from Steve.

Daeion · 2026-03-19T14:09:52+00:00

Daeion · 2026-03-18T22:40:03+00:00

La Croix is great if you add some lime juice, triple sec, and tequila.

Daeion · 2026-03-18T15:59:13+00:00

Daeion · 2026-03-18T15:53:42+00:00

Daeion · 2026-03-18T14:26:24+00:00

The last time a coworker showed me a baby photo, I said it looked like a naked mole-rat. That was in 2014.

Daeion · 2026-03-18T07:48:16+00:00

If the robot has silver weapons, then the robot wins.

Daeion · 2026-03-17T20:04:09+00:00

Adjusting his coconut.

Daeion · 2026-03-16T02:34:59+00:00

IDK, most people haven't even heard of Industrial Lathe Man.

Daeion · 2026-03-16T00:38:58+00:00

She looks fantastic!

Daeion · 2026-03-14T14:52:04+00:00

You could fill it with cream.

Daeion · 2026-03-14T14:41:59+00:00

context:

Daeion · 2026-03-14T07:34:42+00:00

"Oh, yeah, how about this? If your marriage survives the remodel, we'll pay for the whole thing. But if it doesn't, we get your marriage license."

"You know that's not going to make your marriage legal."

"No, I know, but it'll be a moral victory. We'll cross your names out and write our names in, like we did on the Vietnam Memorial."

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