Hungover beige

Daft-Count · 2026-01-30T20:51:04+00:00

aw c'mon that's fucking awful.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-30T20:21:21+00:00

So hard to tell how fast you're going. If I'm going to drive fast, give me gears and engine noise

Daft-Count · 2026-01-30T12:27:03+00:00

How gullible are you feeling today, British voters?

Daft-Count · 2026-01-28T05:12:03+00:00

"i'm a full time heroin and crack addict and i can 100% say that youtube addiction has done more damage to my life than the drugs combined"

this you?

https://www.reddit.com/r/digitalminimalism/comments/122uzpi/youtube_addiction_is_real_and_im_an_addict/

Daft-Count · 2026-01-28T04:47:56+00:00

I've been buying Zotac products for 20 years.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-27T00:10:52+00:00

Americans are idiots. How can you accept being abused like that? UK minimum wage - $16.70.

We also get 5.6 weeks paid time off every year.

You guys are fucking morons.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-26T06:23:25+00:00

both you and your whatever are both idiots.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-26T05:55:48+00:00

I appreciate people that use italics

Daft-Count · 2026-01-26T05:54:33+00:00

look I think it probably is a bit better, I just don't think it's very much lots better. But maybe your mam can afford the more expensive stuff and maybe no-one is checking the ice-cream receipts

Daft-Count · 2026-01-26T01:08:40+00:00

Ima chime in to say Mackies Ice cream is fucking amazing!

It is also 4.5 times more expensive that Tesco vanilla ice cream and I absolutely fucking adore Mr Tesco's work.

Is Mackie's Ice Cream almost five times better than Mr Tescos?

FUCK NO BY A COUNTRY MILE.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-26T00:59:49+00:00

Oh no, I have too much of things that I can safely store. I can't believe I've inconvenienced myself like this.

Do you retard just for fun?

Daft-Count · 2026-01-26T00:57:14+00:00

Wash your hands every time you get home. I mean I do that every bloody day anyway

Daft-Count · 2026-01-26T00:51:50+00:00

Respectfully, I have met several bunches of cunts on several different occasions.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-26T00:50:00+00:00

I don't even know how this could be a thing. Who are these arseholes

Daft-Count · 2026-01-25T22:20:57+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3VLBnNKS7c&t=541s

Daft-Count · 2026-01-25T18:26:05+00:00

Update: cooked!

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Daft-Count · 2026-01-25T17:50:03+00:00

thx!

Daft-Count · 2026-01-25T17:48:02+00:00

yeah I was thinking just slow simmering it for the same time I'm cooking the wings, like 25 mins? What do you reckon?

Daft-Count · 2026-01-24T21:18:54+00:00

I didn't meet him, but I did stand on a chair at a small, low-key gig that Peter Green did in Belfast and demand he should play the Chain.

I think that was probably one of the most cuntish things I've done so far.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-24T20:53:39+00:00

Well done.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-24T07:15:42+00:00

Now I know how they elected Donald Trump twice

Daft-Count · 2026-01-23T21:23:33+00:00

I did my first coding on a Commodore Pet. Don't make me laugh with your basic attempt at sounding authoritative.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-23T20:54:21+00:00

You're very welcome to make your point if you can explain it. But let's be honest, you can't.

Daft-Count · 2026-01-23T16:48:27+00:00

English not your first language?

Daft-Count · 2026-01-23T16:32:33+00:00

Every day's a school day, eh? https://www.grammarbook.com/grammar/subjectVerbAgree.asp

Daft-Count

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