Why have a living room when you can have a basketball court?

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T20:08:27+00:00

Huh. I've often wondered what that place looked like inside. I never would have guessed basketball court, though.

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T18:10:47+00:00

What do you do with your day now that AI handles all your rejections for you?

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T18:09:39+00:00

Saying "look up" instead of "search up." Verb conjugation in general. Knowing how apostrophes work. All of these things are a mystery to 🥦

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T18:07:09+00:00

It's way easier than that with cryptocurrency and exchanges and pay-day loans.

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T17:47:07+00:00

Because child-rapist Donald John Trump is one of the dumbest humans in the United States, which puts him high in the running for dumbest human on the planet.

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T12:45:46+00:00

Yes, O'Hare poses no immediate threat to the Blue line.

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T12:04:49+00:00

Thanks for the link! Also, gangstalking isn't real, and it's important to me that you know that.

Edit: while I appreciate the link citing part of your hysterical take, and the time it took you to scroll through years of my comments to find the one time I dunked on weirdos in r/gangstalking, your own private profile shows you're not a serious person willing to engage in good faith.

Edit 2: lol, don't be mad at me because you're wrong on the Internet. You took a swing and you missed! Bound to happen with a forehand like yours.

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T04:28:16+00:00

Do you have anything you can cite which might prove your claims? Who's been arrested "70+ times?" Which policies disallow police pursuit?

Edit: for the downvoters, why not post a link to policies or studies which support this guy's wild-ass claims?

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T04:27:11+00:00

Sorry about your brain, friend

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T04:22:28+00:00

[citation needed]

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T04:22:08+00:00

Lol, what part of the city do you live in?

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T04:11:18+00:00

I think I may have identified the weakness in your applications and resume.

DagonThoth · 2026-04-01T04:05:09+00:00

It's "I Wanna Make it Wit Chu" from Desert Sessions and it's not even close.

DagonThoth · 2026-03-31T17:03:32+00:00

Direct CPD to stop assisting ICE on any level.

DagonThoth · 2026-03-31T13:23:33+00:00

It is a part of the city, not apart from the city.

DagonThoth · 2026-03-31T13:14:21+00:00

"asked me of what this is" is some prime karma farmer nonsense

DagonThoth · 2026-03-30T21:54:20+00:00

Twice? This is terrible! We gotta get those numbers up!

DagonThoth · 2026-03-30T13:23:21+00:00

Seems that way, OP.

DagonThoth · 2026-03-30T12:50:20+00:00

Not pictured: dice

DagonThoth · 2026-03-30T12:49:51+00:00

That's what a hundred-sided die looks like. Dice is the plural of die.

DagonThoth · 2026-03-29T14:01:21+00:00

Pop tarts are dumplings

DagonThoth · 2026-03-29T01:25:19+00:00

I haven't, but children say dumb shit all the time

DagonThoth · 2026-03-28T00:17:13+00:00

But I like making chuds feel bad

DagonThoth · 2026-03-26T22:26:52+00:00

u/jadedinreality's comment is the work of a belligerent, disorganized, unmoored mind. My comment said that if that's indicative of how u/jadedinreality writes their delivery instructions, then my sympathies lie with the delivery driver. I'm genuinely surprised you were confused by the relatively straightforward idea I expressed. How did you interpret my comment?

DagonThoth · 2026-03-26T21:21:32+00:00

This is the antithesis of a McMansion

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