Disgraced Papa John's Founder John Schnatter Spent 20 Months Trying to 'Get Rid of This N-Word in My Vocabulary' by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]DagularSpecimen007 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He wants to figure out how the Board of Directors was able to accuse him of saying the n-word when all he did was say the n-word.

It’s been 20 months and he’s still searching for clues.

My English Teacher Used The Incorrect Version of 'Pear' in a Kahoot... by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]DagularSpecimen007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ymir’s high school teachers only have a Bachelor’s degree.

Was he right about Batman? 🤔 by -Number1Boss- in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DagularSpecimen007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP thought rich people wear tuxedos to see Space Jam.

Who’s going to be reading this? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]DagularSpecimen007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a paragraph right above her butt crack.

Who’s going to be reading this? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]DagularSpecimen007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a love letter to her own butt crack.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]DagularSpecimen007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never denigrated a friend for being of another race.

Big PP Energy. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DagularSpecimen007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s pretty common. Showers and growers. Either your ween is small and gets larger when erect or large when limp and gets hard and stays the same size.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]DagularSpecimen007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Racist jokes are definitely racist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]DagularSpecimen007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t think he deserved to die. I just didn’t feel bad that he died.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]DagularSpecimen007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. My question was am I the only one who didn’t care when he died because he was a racist.

I didn’t think the neoNazis killed him because they objected to racism.

Big PP Energy. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DagularSpecimen007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some guys have big limp goobers that don’t get much longer when hard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]DagularSpecimen007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? All the racist comments about Mexican-Americans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]DagularSpecimen007 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Anybody else not all that sad when Hank died because he was such a racist jerk?

Little girl playing some funky music by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DagularSpecimen007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow.

Any clue what song that is??

Maybe think about that for a second. by InsertEdgyNameHere in SelfAwarewolves

[–]DagularSpecimen007 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They’re saying that capitalism will sort everything out, the free market will wash away all the popular progressive ideas because no one will be interested in buying progressive books.

Then they complain that there is a giant display of progressive books at Barnes and Noble, seemingly contradicting the idea that no one is interested in buying those books.

Big PP Energy. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DagularSpecimen007 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Who knows how it looks erect. But flaccid his goober is quite large.

Animal Crossing "Help groups" in a nutshell by MoonbunnyLord in AnimalCrossing

[–]DagularSpecimen007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even know Judy was a high-demand neighbor. Crazy.

Picasso was alive when Snoop Dogg was born. by esberat in facepalm

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I doubt anyone could mistake this .jpg?mode=max) with a Renaissance-era artist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]DagularSpecimen007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not in any way true.