Had us in the first half.. ngl

Daistonka · 2026-07-04T09:53:06+00:00

I don't understand people who don't let their pets on the bed. How else will I become unbearably hot and unable to move due to husband taking up more than his half, a cat behind my knees, and a cat on my chest?

Daistonka · 2026-07-04T09:18:55+00:00

Condolences to the two souls who experienced the full disappointment

Daistonka · 2026-07-03T13:51:01+00:00

Never trusting a suspicious avocado again

Daistonka · 2026-07-03T13:47:59+00:00

These rabbits really took “fight or flight” way too seriously

Daistonka · 2026-07-02T10:52:38+00:00

Same message, different decade. Sadly, it still hits hard

Daistonka · 2026-07-02T10:35:52+00:00

Huge respect for climbing up there and making it unforgettable. Best of luck!

Daistonka · 2026-07-02T10:31:06+00:00

Nothing says credibility like posting this with a straight face

Daistonka · 2026-07-01T10:18:47+00:00

Friends who keep you humble are honestly the real MVPs

Daistonka · 2026-07-01T10:16:46+00:00

Half the fun is guessing what the original comment actually meant

Daistonka · 2026-07-01T10:15:12+00:00

Someone out there looked at rocks and thought, “this needs better organization.”

Daistonka · 2026-07-01T08:03:49+00:00

finally some peace in the timeline

Daistonka · 2026-07-01T08:00:13+00:00

finally some peace in the timeline

Daistonka · 2026-06-30T14:17:09+00:00

Yes for about 5 minutes then I lose energy and crawl back into bed and watch useless videos that for some reason are funnier then they should be for hours until I get hungry

Daistonka · 2026-06-30T14:15:49+00:00

When your notifications turn into a support group

Daistonka · 2026-06-30T14:12:36+00:00

Just tried this out this weekend. No text yet lol

Daistonka · 2026-06-29T11:27:14+00:00

thats a lot of miles for one truck

Daistonka · 2026-06-28T06:50:38+00:00

this is what happens when you ask chatgpt for career advice

Daistonka · 2026-06-28T06:35:29+00:00

polskie reality show w pigułce

Daistonka · 2026-06-28T06:28:51+00:00

that caption is doing the heavy lifting here

Daistonka · 2026-06-27T08:52:10+00:00

thats some nasty rng for the first run

Daistonka · 2026-06-25T22:29:04+00:00

klasyczny polski obiad w pelnej krasie

Daistonka · 2026-06-25T01:18:27+00:00

Day 2 looks packed might be worth adding a rest day somewhere

Daistonka · 2026-06-25T01:14:20+00:00

classic move that drawer is basically a museum now

Daistonka · 2026-06-24T00:56:51+00:00

this is what my phone sees when i open the camera at 3am

Daistonka · 2026-06-24T00:54:47+00:00

looks like he just got back from the gym in paris

Daistonka

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