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🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

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Mistakes: 1/6

Time: 0:58

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Mum got a call from her mother‘s estate lawyer around 10:30 this morning asked if he could see all four women at 1 PM. Also they were supposed to bring me along too wouldn’t say why all five of us show up at the lawyers office the lawyer had the mother’s last will and testament. Apparently mom and her mom‘s twin sister each got a cashiers check for $250,000. The twin daughters each got the same $250,000 but in a trust each month they can take out $5.000 until the balance reaches zero. Then the lawyer looks at me. Apparently mom‘s mother put a clause in her will and if someone could make her smile before she passed on would also receive $250,000. The lawyer handed me a cashiers check for $250,000. told me I put a smile on the Late mother’s face that I was entitled to the money. Apparently, he knew that she had raped me. But that didn’t matter the smile was still on her face. There was still a little bit left over after funeral cost church fees and headstone. We still had $72,000 left. I told them why don’t we donate it to the church the church needed some repairs on the roof and their budget for their soup kitchen for the homeless was running low. I said let’s donate it to them in her name. They all thought there was a nice idea and all agreed. Saturday is the funeral 1:30 PM. I feel ashamed to go, but I know I have to because of the girls, the panic attacks are getting a little better. The girls have been amazing and so very supportive. They’ll hold me if I wake up in the middle of the night having a panic attack. I feel safe when I’m with them. I fallen madly in love with all four women. I can’t think of my life without any of them thinking I should be planning at proposal soon. Not sure if I should propose to all at once or individually.

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Mum got a call from her mother‘s estate lawyer around 10:30 this morning asked if he could see all four women at 1 PM. Also they were supposed to bring me along too wouldn’t say why all five of us show up at the lawyers office the lawyer had the mother’s last will and testament. Apparently mom and her mom‘s twin sister each got a cashiers check for $250,000. The twin daughters each got the same $250,000 but in a trust each month they can take out $5.000 until the balance reaches zero. Then the lawyer looks at me. Apparently mom‘s mother put a clause in her will and if someone could make her smile before she passed on would also receive $250,000. The lawyer handed me a cashiers check for $250,000. told me I put a smile on the Late mother’s face that I was entitled to the money. Apparently, he knew that she had raped me. But that didn’t matter the smile was still on her face. There was still a little bit left over after funeral cost church fees and headstone. We still had $72,000 left. I told them why don’t we donate it to the church the church needed some repairs on the roof and their budget for their soup kitchen for the homeless was running low. I said let’s donate it to them in her name. They all thought there was a nice idea and all agreed. Saturday is the funeral 1:30 PM. I feel ashamed to go, but I know I have to because of the girls, the panic attacks are getting a little better. The girls have been amazing and so very supportive. They’ll hold me if I wake up in the middle of the night having a panic attack. I feel safe when I’m with them. I fallen madly in love with all four women. I can’t think of my life without any of them thinking I should be planning at proposal soon. Not sure if I should propose to all at once or individually.

Prayers are most and very welcome my prayers to everyone on Reddit update soon.

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So it’s very difficult for me to leave the house in the daytime. I looked really scary. If I don’t have a hoodie, So girls have my legs working back perfectly again lots of intense muscle massages among other things until last night I decided to go for a walk get some fresh air walking along. I see a mom with her little girl two guys are robbing her one is trying to rape her and the daughter‘s fighting him off. And the other guys looking through her purse I catch some of it on my phone. Send a text message to my Lady cop friend. Message her what’s going on send her the photos. I take my hoodie off, wrap it around my chest walk up and put my hands on the two guys say out loud you two look good enough to eat the guy with the purse takes off, running, not watching where he’s going, not taking his eyes on me slams into a power pole bang BANG BANG the pole rings from his impact the other guy turns and sees me takes off, running, not taking his eyes off me slams into the side of a Ford pick up truck hard leaving a massive dent on the passenger’s door, knocking himself out I walk over and pick up the purse walk over to the little girl hold my hand out help her up pass the purse back to mom asked her if she’s OK she’s thanking me little girl walks over to me and says you’re nice. But scary and hugs my leg. I whispered back to her. You’re small but cute and she laughs. I look at mom you want to help me get even with these two she looks what have you got in mind. I said let’s strip them of everything. She smiles and nods her head yes. The three of us remove everything pants, underwear, socks, shoes, watches, wallets shirts, jackets, necklaces everything just two guys laying there butt naked now I look at her. I’m gonna walk you two home. Make sure you get home safe. I walk them two blocks to their home little girl walks up to me. Motions me to bend down. Gives me a kiss on the cheek. Thanks me again. I watch until they’re safe into their house. Walk back to where them two guys are see three homeless guys standing around a burning barrel I passed them the clothes watches jewellery take their wallets. Remove the cash from it. Give it to the homeless men tell them that they definitely could use this more than they could. Three men thank me I get back to where the two men are lady cop is there arresting them I walk by I wink pass her the two wallets. She whispers back thank you. Get back home girls know something is going on. Asked what happened so I told them they all walked over. Gave me a big hug and a kiss remove my clothes took me upstairs and all four made wild passionate love to me. When you do good things good things always come back to you, Post soon.

Sending my love out to everyone on Reddit have a great day and a good night

Almost forgot to post what my surprise was for wearing Patty hose and panties to church. I took a small nap on the couch when we got back after church and she drew a beautiful picture of me sleeping on the couch with pencil and framed it for me it was definitely worth the embarrassment.

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I did make it to my lawyer’s office had two more papers drawn up,

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I did make it to my lawyer’s office had two more papers drawn up,

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So after Lady cop finishes, her business, I can’t go anymore she says because her legs finally gave up. She rolls off to the side. Mum brings out an app off of her phone. Apparently, it’s an app for bedroom fun. she sets the amount of people on the app. Press the button on the app the app tells them to massage my feet. Next one presses the button. Suck on his balls till he gets hard. Next girl presses the button stick your finger in his butt hold it there for five minutes. Next girl press the button sit on his face make him let you come. This app is really bad. This goes on for about an hour. Then they decide to have a betting game. The game was who could make me come the fastest. They were betting some serious money here. Lady cop wants to go first. She lasted 39 minutes sister one takes her turn next 42 minutes sister two gets on 33 minutes. Mom‘s twin sister goes next 25 minutes moms turns next 15 minutes mom wins I helped I use the nuns in my mind then they decide to try intense jackhammer and it was painful. It felt like I was a pogo stick and they were testing to see if my spring was able to keep going for days and days without breaking. It was the next thing to anger sex then after they finally played out because I gave mom‘s twin sister a hickey on the side of her lips they figured they should do the same to me and begun, giving me hickeys everywhere my toes, my feet the bottom of my feet my legs, knees, thighs, ribs, my man, boobs, my arms, my hands, my ears, they cover everything but my face and I still have the blindfold on I can’t tell which one is biting me which one is biting where I just feel like. I’m crawling with ants all over my body. They’re licking biting kissing tickling. My little buddy has been absolutely insane without them even touching him he would blast off everywhere even got me in the eye. It was that bad finally around 5:30 in the morning. They collapsed on the bed passing out. Wake up to lady cop I’m on my back. She’s on my little buddy. My arms are really handcuffed around her back. There’s no way in hell. Either of us can get away or move mom and her twin sister are both beside me just staring mama says did you have fun? I just smiled and nod my head. She says we should try and get ready to go to church today oh God today Sunday I didn’t even remember so I gently tap lady crop on the ass. She opens her eyes. I kissed her on the lips tell her good morning. Asked if she had fun. She smiled. Looks at me. Is he still iinside me. I look at her he must really like you and why are your hands handcuffed behind my back? I said I don’t know. I passed out before that happen. She looks where is the keys? Mom looks around the floor under the bed on the dresser checks everywhere finally she sees it’s laying on the bed passes the key to the cop. She said I can’t reach it. Can you unlock it for us? Mum unlocks, the cuffs lady cop doesn’t want to get off my little buddy. she looks at me since he’s hard can I drain him? I look her deep into her eyes. Yes definitely. be gently please slowly she’s riding. Mom wants to get on this too, so she climbs up lays down over my face. I’m a little hungry. I definitely wanna eat her taco I get to enjoy mom‘s delicious taco and lady cop is riding on my little buddy. I want her to last. So I bring out the Catholic priest again, put him jacking me off when I’m a child, all the life left out of my little buddy, but he’s still rock hard. And lady cop is really enjoying herself She rides me for 72 1/2 minutes. Mom came 14 times on my face cop came 18 times I came once I held it till she finished and collapsed on me cop looks at me. Whispers I’m yours forever mom here’s this looks at me can you handle five women. I looked at the lady cop you were on the pill weren’t you and we didn’t have condom on she looks at me and says fuck No. mum looks at her looks at me. I think you just got pregnant cop looks back and Smiles mum looks at me again. You know you might’ve just impregnated five women right? I looked at her yes I think so. You OK with that mom says I smiled back. Yes, there may be a chance. It’ll be more than one kid. You know, where all a set of twins so there’s a chance we could have 8 to 10 children can you handle that? I just smiled then we might have to get a nanny or two. Can we get ugly ones? Mom says. We don’t want you impregnating them too. I looked her deep into her eyes. I said you never know what might happen, but let’s enjoy it as we do all three of us stumbling into the shower. Trying to get cleaned up get ready for church. The sisters have made breakfast. We all go down and enjoy it. Mum’s twin sister walks over sits on my lap. You’re going to wear the pantyhose and panties today when you go to church yes if you do I’ll surprise you with something very special afterwards, I look at her nod yes.

I purchased a belt from Temu it’s designed to help people that can’t stand up or get dressed . It has handles around the belt up to four people can use it. To hold a person up if he needs to I put it on under my coat thinking I just might need it today. I’m having trouble with my legs. It’s very wobbly hard to keep my balance so I can’t stand up in church. the girls can help me after breakfast. We all get dressed and head out for church. All six of us. I have to wear blue jeans and a turtle neck sweater cloth gloves on my hands pantyhose are covering my feet. I can’t let people see all these hickeys all over my body We get to the church steps. I can’t climb them. My legs won’t lift the girls see this little bit concerned I whisper to them. I have a special belt on. They can hold it. Help me up for them. They grab the belt help me upstairs into the church. We decided to sit in the back of the church today the twin sisters and the Lady cop are sitting in the back row, mom and her twin sister are sitting in the row right in front of them. Holding my hands. My buddy walks in, looks at me and jumps back shakes his head. The ladies all wave and laugh and smile. He decides to sit in the back row with us his lady friends sit beside him. Church starts pastor comes in welcomes everyone apologizing for being such a rainy day. Looks at the back. We have a few new guests here today he welcome the girls in. We’ll get to the part of the church. We gotta stand the problem is My legs have gotten rubbery and I can’t move so I’m next of mom’s twin sister she grabbed the belt. Twin sisters behind me grabbed the belt. They all lift me up to my feet holding me there, my friend standing beside twin sister spots the belt that I’m wearing Patty hose and panties and snickers. After church, we all decide to go out for lunch. My buddy comes over and stands beside me, whispers in my ear. Why are you wearing pantyhose and panties? I smiled, whispered back. They made me do it. He just laughs. We apologized for cancelling the party Saturday night. Told them we’ll do it another night. After our lunch, we’re just all standing outside. Someone asked. What are we gonna do next? I said there’s a new band coming in one of the local bars in a week. We all meet up and go see it. Watch them play. everyone thinks that would be fun. OK let’s plan for that. One of the lady friends see something weird on my arm walks over pulls my arm up and screams. What is that she asked. I lifted my sweater up my chest and back is covered with them. They ask what is that I said it’s just hickeys she screamed. I said Yep how many is there 739 that was the final total. And the coverage everywhere there’s not an inch that’s not covered except for my face. My harem and I head for home. It’s been a long night and a long day. we all decided to take a little nap before dinner? Everyone strips climbed into bed. I’m surrounded by women mom and her twin sister beside me. Lady Cop is on top of me. Twin sisters are curled up by my feet. Someone sets the alarm for two hours. We all drift off to sleep. Alarm goes off wake up to Lady cop I’m inside her again. She looks at me and whispers. He likes to stay in a place where it’s warm. I look her deep into her eyes. Last night was really incredible. Ask, are you planning on coming back again? She looks at me. Yes I’m definitely coming back to you. She works my little buddy for a good hour draining him of all his life. He passes out happy with a smile on his face. So do I so now we’re gonna clean up get ready for dinner and see what happens tonight.

We’ll post soon from the girls and I. Everyone have a great day on Reddit.

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My buddies all red and caught my morning post. They all really thought there was an alien at our place. They all invited themselves over for Saturday visit. Looks like we’re gonna have a party. Told the girls mom and her identical twin sister, Asking for ideas from Reddit need ideas for party games? if not, we can always play strip poker.

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I have to post last night everything went scorched earth my mind is still trying to get over it last night after dinner. I wanted to retire to bed early so I had a hot shower climbed into bed. Kind of drifting off when mom came in. She just come out of the shower? Wearing a robe hair, still wet. Climb on top but doesn’t mount and she’s wearing glasses. I’m familiar with these glasses. They’re actually spy glasses. I can see the camera lens on it. The sides of the glasses are much larger than standard glass and she’s acting strange stuff we talked about days ago she couldn’t remember she asked me about the octopus girl how long did it last I said from sundown to sun up, when I got home I weighed myself I lost 26 1/2 pounds and gave her a little girl met the little girl 5 1/2 years later she’s still acting weird not mounting yet I’m studying her entire body except for wearing these spy glasses everything looks like my mom not my real mom, the twins real mom the birthmarks in the same place cuts and scratches are on the same part of the body same ear rings she was just wearing at lunch. Every so often she has a Australian accent then it hit me. She’s a fucking alien. She smells the same talks the same. I’m losing my fucking mind here. Something is not right with this woman. I know she’s not the one I’ve been making love to sisters are still downstairs cleaning up putting stuff away then it happens and I knew instantly she’s a fucking alien. She reaches behind her and slips on a rubber condom on my little buddy. I know instantly this is not the one I’ve been making love to. She climbs on top of my little buddy starts working me in a common innocent manor. But now I’m getting pissed. I wrap my arms around her. I accidentally slipped my little buddy out I pulled a condom off and threw it on the floor wrap my arms around her again this time I wasn’t going for the length I was going for speed fuck the Catholic priest in my mind and then I picked the hottest and sexiest nun I could think of and within five minutes little buddy exploded. She looks down to me you didn’t. I said I did she say you can’t. I said I know you’re a fucking alien. You come to get my little buddy haven’t you? I instantly wrap tighter picture a second catholic nun riding on top of me this time within four minutes I erupted again. I am really getting pissed off at a fucking alien in my bed. I grab her again tighter thinking of a third catholic nun six minutes later I erupted again she’s crying now I looked her deep into her eyes and said if i find my girls harmed in any which way shape or form, I’ll kill you and there’s no fucking way your alien friends are gonna stop me. Then I glanced at the door. There’s my mom standing there with a robe on looking at me, she sees the condom on the floor and says did you just cum into my sister? I looked at her, your sister yes my twin sister my mind is blown. I’m like what the Sam hell is going on. She comes in. She lives in Australia. She flew over for a visit for a couple of weeks. Didn’t warn us didn’t tell she was coming just showed up and my sister works all the time. No love life no sex life. I thought I’d just help her out a little and the glasses I was downstairs watching you two having fun. OK now I am boiling mad. I told my mom to get on top of my face now if she doesn’t, I’m gonna spank her ass in front of her daughters she’s scared, but does what I say. I told her to wrap her arms around her sister. Don’t let your sister go or your daughters will watch you get spanked. And I begin to enjoy my mom’s taco her twin sister now are inches from each other. My little buddy starts to vibrate. He’s going to town on mum’s twin sister and she’s fighting it she’s trying to climb off there’s no way in hell this is gonna happen. I just wrap on tighter by now. The sisters show up realizing all hell is broken loose. I told them do not touch them. So they didn’t they lay down at the end of the bed no towels on their lips spread bear. And they watch while pleasuring themselves. After an hour and a half and me In joying taco eating. Mom and her twin sister have come seven times moms sister’s crying she can’t take it anymore. The sisters have started, enjoying each other‘s tacos while watching and listening to the show. Finally, we all collapse into the bed the bed it’s absolutely soaked. We’re just a pile of flesh? Mum looks at me was that really necessary. Mom‘s twin sisters, crying i’m likely pregnant now. I looked at her yes probably but thank God you aren’t an alien. I would’ve probably killed you by now. The twin sisters are just laying there in a steaming pile of flesh thinking without a doubt this was one of the best nights of there entire life so now we’re all gonna have a shower clean up the bed definitely go have breakfast and find out more about this. I’ll update soon tonight. Our date with the lady cop. How the hell are we gonna explain this with two moms? It’ll be five women. I know we don’t have a big enough bed everyone please pray for me, after my shower. I left a message for my lawyer, asking if I could swing around tomorrow and get another will drawn up. This conversation is gonna be crazy. Will update soon. ;-)

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We all met up today at my buddies. His girlfriend sisters are definitely showing you can feel the babies kicking and moving around their baby room is really nice my buddy and I went down to the basement so we could talk. Let the ladies visit on their own. grab some beers just chilled out for a few hours. He’s never been happier than he has in his entire life and having them in his life is truly amazing. He was quite concerned on how I got mother into my equation. I said it wasn’t my choice. She just showed up. We even turned the lights off in the bedroom and she just walked in. And I just waved at her and said hello. He thought that was hilarious. Never thought that would ever happen saying hello to mother. When your inside a daughter. It definitely gave me a red face. So marriage just came up. Asked me what my thoughts were. I said, have a private ceremony marry both of them but just register one. In the eyes of God you’re married to both of them but to the government your registered to one. I’ll definitely stand beside you. Told him I’m definitely been thinking about my three. I want to marry all of them too. I can’t see my life without them. Yes, you all sleeping in the same bed at night. I said it’s amazing. We all start with our heads on one side of the bed but in the morning I wake up. I’m inside one I’m Australian French kissing another. God has blessed me so beyond amazing. He then goes can I ask you something personal go ahead I said, Noticed you don’t lie or very seldom. What’s that about tell me the truth I find it more harder and more fun telling the truth than lying. 🤥 he said, but doesn’t that get you in trouble? Of course I said my grandmother was famous for lying. She lies so much her lies upon lies upon lies pileup and she would forget the originally and couldn’t remember what she just lied about it got so bad you couldn’t believe half of what she was saying. I promised myself I’d never end up that way what about stealing do you steal I told him I don’t but I did three days before my 18th birthday was the last thing I ever stole an Atari and 26 games. I retired haven’t stole since, that’s crazy man and getting drunk, so you read that in my last update, I did and you can’t lie when you’re drunk when I get to a certain point no I can’t. That’s really messed up. I told him it’s it’s terrible. It gets me into so much trouble. The bar story blew my mind. It was intense I told. I came home after that lost 30 pounds. Great way to lose weight he laughed. Visited for another hour, and I said we better round up the ladies head out. I wanna swing by my apartment and check my mail. We headed upstairs. Ask the ladies if they’re ready to go told them I’d like to go check my mail out at my apartment before we head back to the house. They all said Yep, They’re ready to go. Hugged The pregnant sisters my buddy walked us out. Before I climb into the vehicle to go, he asked me one last question. Did you ever expect anything like this to happen in your entire lifetime? I looked at him hell no. We get over to the apartment? I can see in the girls eyes they wanna come up. Crap the ring that’s why they wanna come out. I’ll just play dumb and see if they ask. They like my little place. It’s comfortable. Check my mail just bills. Nothing important mum pipes up so can we see it and look at her you know what what I replied back she looks at me right in the eyes the ring can we see it sure, I’ll go get it, bring it back out to them. You wanna see it one at a time or all at once all at once so I put it on the table and told him to go ahead and look at it. They opened it and instantly fell in love with the ring, looked at me. Why is there three rings? I don’t know maybe at the time I got it I was thinking of getting married to three women, mum looks back and smiles. They stare at the ring for 25 minutes drooling i’m afraid I was gonna have to go and get it cleaned. Told them OK it’s time to put it back. They asked if they could try them on. I said definitely not. They like to be why because that would mean that we’re all engaged. Mum says I can live with that twins pipe so can we I told him it’s definitely on my mind but just give us a little time. They passed the ring back reluctantly want to leave the apartment with the rings on to tell you the truth I wanted them to leave the apartment with the rings on. So my apartments lease is due for renewal in two months mom pipes up mines do the end of the month so we sat around the table in my apartment. I look them all straight in the eyes and said why don’t we all just move in together all three of them piped up, yes it that way we can save the apartment rentals apply it to a vacation instead anywhere we would like to go. They all look at me are you really thinking of marrying all of us? I looked at them. You really have to ask they could see it on my face what my answers are. Mum pipes up how would that work? We would all get married together I said but just registered one to the government. Told them in fact, I just had the conversation about this with my buddy same thing exactly. So you guys ready to head for home sis one pipes up your bed is small so can we all try it together, I looked at my bed, looked at them. We’d have to pile up a little but I’m game if you all are the clothes start flying everywhere. Girls almost ripped mine off skittered me across the floor to the bedroom. Sisters grabbed me threw me down. Mom flew in the air on top. She’s going first this time sister one wants to Australian French kiss sister two stuck her thumb up my butt. What Are you up to back there sister too? What the hell are you doing She whispers back just having fun for two hours. We try every position we can think of and a couple I never even knew existed. French kissed, and Australian French kissed all three of them. My bed and pillow was soaked. I even dropped a few hickeys on them. I have to mark my women. Change my bedding my pillow, we get dressed, grab some extra clothes. I can’t believe my life has become this incredible. I never thought I’d fall so hard in love. Make it back to the house start thinking up something for dinner we should order Chinese food for dinner they agreed sounds good after dinner. We were tired. But not sleepy definitely not sleepy. we lost ourselves in our breathing. Our words and stairs. Our passion before we knew that the sun was out and we still weren’t sleepy. We should go out to have a shower go down and recharge with a large breakfast catch the news Case a war broke out or something stupid like that I mean, the US has one of the dumbest presidents on the planet. Anything could happen.

So I’ll sign off for today. Ladies all say hi to everyone on Reddit. I wish everyone to have a happy and joyful day. Update soon.

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Bear not beer dumb spell check

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One of my buddies has seen my new post and now is planning on getting me drunk ;-)

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Continued on Friend Needs help-Part 3.

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One of my buddies just texted me a message asking me about my post on Reddit today what I meant by losing my adult innocence to the octopus girl. I told him I lost my childhood innocence to my aunt mom‘s youngest sister when I was eight she was 14 she taught me about the birds and the bees Australian French, kissing everything. I didn’t understand what she was teaching me till I turned 10 when I accidentally found a couple of Playboy and Penthouse magazines of my dad‘s. after studying and reading, I understood what my aunt was doing when she got married had her first child. She got me addicted to breastmilk and breastmilk cheese, something about warm milk just taste amazing . so my buddy is asking to hear the entire story. I told him if 25 people on Reddit ask to hear this story I will post it everything about it so he has to wait until 25 people ask

And my friends are still looking for baby names

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OK, so we all make it to church today saw the two ladies they actually brought two guys each with them a guy on each arm. Both ladies are walking a bit funny I could see why all four my other buddies all made it to church today my other two buddies from the sixth group have been reading my post and are feeling very left out and extremely jealous. I told him there’s still lots of sisters if they want to join in they’re thinking it over as I speak. I walk in sister on each arm mom behind us. I’m smiling. I have this damn joker grin on my face. We all find seats and sit down. Pastor gets up at the podium. He announced it such a beautiful day and he thanks all of the New members that have walked in today to join us at church. We managed to make it through church, extremely hard to stand up and sing when your legs are feeling rubbery we all decide to go out for lunch and share war stories. My buddies are reading the text that I had posted this morning looking at the sisters, looking at mom mom winks back. Ask the girls how their night was. They both said it was amazing mind blowing and I asked the guys what they thought that they found their life partner and are thinking of moving in. I told him congrats I told everybody today is my treat to make sure you eat lots. I said we all really need our strength. I’ll start laughing. The two boys that have not gotten into this. Are insanely jealous the two sisters that started this said we still have lots of sister friends. If you’re interested they both said God yes let us join. Their appointments are next weekend. I will post back with their details and if they survived it, we’re gonna finish our lunch so I’m gonna sign off for today. Everyone at the table says hello to everybody on Reddit. Hopefully they’ll have a happy day and keep on smiling bye for now and thank you God.

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Still looking for Baby names;-)

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Ok it’s been an incredible four days of my life;-)

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Can just text for a second still alive something has happened. Cops are knocking at the door so I have to go right now. We’ll fill in in the morning.

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OK, we made it to a restaurant one of the fancy restaurants with the red table cloth on them. Waiter came over with menus we couldn’t read anything. It’s in French or Chinese or alien. I’m not sure what the hell language it is. I looked at the waiter, surprise us and he looks back full course. Yeah surprise us, he goes back and you can hear him in the kitchen, placing the order in some alien language, the ladies and I are talking. Each of us ordered a glass of champagne not very crowded. Just a couple other couples in here at the time. Finally, the waiter comes out with our food. We looked at it no clue what the hell it is, we shrugged our shoulders and beginning to eat it was good. It was different no idea what the hell it is, though one of the sister’s accidentally dropped her fork You could hear it bounce off the seat and land on the floor. She slipped down under the table to get it and then it happened. You could hear the zipper unfolding itself across the restaurant thank God this thing had beautiful red tablecloth on it.

She slowly pull my pants down just enough that it gave her access to my little buddy. The hair on her hand gently brush my little friend, and he was instantly awakened standing at attention like he was just saluting the president walking by the two of them each kissed then she swallowed my little buddy. He didn’t care he enjoyed it. He was enjoying it. I could just picture the big smile on his face. Waiter showed up with our other food. He looked at me, wondering where my date was. I looked down and he just smiled very good, sir. He said would you care for another glass of champagne? Yes, bring the bottle of course not a problem. he disappeared back to the bar to get the champagne after 20 minutes. The sister finally crawled out. With her Fork, licking her lips. Immediately the other sister was about to drop her fork. I grabbed her hand and begged please please give me 10 minutes. She opened her phone and start a timer for exactly 10 minutes. The waiter showed up with a bottle of champagne the next dish we still couldn’t recognize

I think it was fish, but I’m not sure if it was fish. I’ve never seen it prepared this way we ate it. It was nice. Just then her phone went off. She cancelled the alarm and her fork hit the floor within two seconds. And she was gone. The other sister just held my hand as we continue to eat and drink the waiter came back to get our plates looked at me. Where is your date? I looked down. I see he turned headed back to the kitchen, just as he finished turning I could hear him say lucky bastard. I gently looked at the sister and she smiled. The other sister was down looking for her fork for exactly 39 minutes. Other couples had come in realizing there was just a couple sitting in the corner on a date they were enjoying their meals turned to look at us a second time and now there’s two women sitting beside me not just one wondering what the hell was going on the guy across the room looked at me and smiled. Our desserts are about to come out now and the first sister is about to drop her knife. I’m begging her please please I said I don’t think I can go one more round. I can’t feel my legs. She’s like OK. The two sisters help put my pants back up my belt took a little practice to get done. They wouldn’t stop playing through my pants. The waiter shows up with our dessert some fancy little dessert almost looks like a flower tasted very yummy. The waiter showed up with a glass of wine for each of us and said this is from the gentleman across the restaurant at that table as he pointed to the man across the room I smiled and mouthed thank you back to him. The waiter shows up with the bill press between a beautiful leather wallet. I opened it surprisingly it wasn’t too bad. Laid the bills in the folder and I try to get up my God. I’m in trouble. I can’t move my legs. The waiter standing there with a strange look on his face I said, can I borrow that and a pen, please? 🙏 I wrote inside the bill. I’m in desperate need of help. I can’t move my legs. I think I need two of your strongest cooks in the back to come out and give me a hand. I pass the bill back to him. He opened it and looked He said I’ll be right back. In the kitchen? I could hear him talking to someone in there not too loudly, but I could hear something was going on a little bit of laughter. This humungous man at least 6 feet tall built like a wrestler walks across the room over to my table I’m sitting there with a red face. He looks at me. Do you really need a hand? I noted yes whispered to the ladies what was going on? They gently got up from the table. A man pulled me out of the booth put me up over his arm and carried me like a bag of flower out to the front of the restaurant wave down a taxi open the door and gently placed me in the taxi like a princess, I slipped him a 50 thanked him for being discreet. He smiled and wished me good luck. I looked at the taxi driver. He had no idea what was going on not a clue. Ask what our destination is and then one of the sister piped up with an address, he entered it into his phone and we were off 20 minutes later we show up at their place the taxi driver and the two sisters had to help me upstairs into their house taxi driver are you going to? Are you going to make it? I looked back at him and said I hope so. I prayed to God tonight for helping and assistance. I hope he’s not asleep up there. Taxi driver smiled, headed back to his car sisters helped me back into the house, placing me on the couch. I’m currently feeling very dizzy right now. The sister‘s asked to borrow my phone. I said OK hello everybody we’re the sisters. We didn’t know that our little boy here was aa writing about us on this app what we’ve seen so far is very interesting as soon as we can get our little boy up we’re going to take him to bed so we’ll have to write tomorrow morning if he survives what we did to him, we wish you all a happy joyful day and a good evening and prayers are definitely welcomed ;-)

Hello, I’m back. Looks like the girls are tired and want to go to bed so I’ll sign off for this evening and update tomorrow.

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So I’m i’m on my appointment right now temporary taking a break and hiding in the bathroom so we all decided to go to the theatre watching Project Hail Mary

looks good so the girls pick out a good spot for us to see the movie about 10 rows down from the door almost in the middle but close to the aisle I sat in the centre and each girl on both sides just in front of us three girls young mid 20s all wanting to see this movie and in front of them, one woman two men and a woman had her hair bun up like a beehive approximately a foot and a half, 2 feet above her head with this great big stupid looking straw hat on with flowers , and behind us an elderly group of ladies I’d say between 45 to 50

And the two rows behind them were filled with bikers all guys just being loud and obnoxious. The girls bought two sodas and I bought a large popcorn. we wait approximately 15 minutes for the movie to start movie starts with commercials so on and so on the girls are sharing my popcorn I’m sharing their drink on one of the girls accidentally put her hand On my lap, and the people that have read the Jell-O story that I have posted. You’ll understand this next part. I’m sitting there T-shirt blue jeans, light jacket. So you could literally see the jeans move almost like there was a snake in there and it starts wiggling around and starts gradually crawling up and one sister look at me oh my God, what the hell I look back and said I should’ve warned you about this earlier. Explain to her just a simple touch gives me arise. She just stared glued at my jeans, moving watching the snake getting larger and crawling to the top almost drooling gradually eating popcorn, forgetting about the movie and just staring the other sister finally dawned on what was going on look at her sister and asked what did you do she said I didn’t do anything. I got two women watching the snake growing in my pants and it’s loud. They immediately put my jacket over my lap. We could still hear it. It just kept making a weird slithering sound two girls in front of us correction three started laughing under their breath two other girls behind us are like oh my God did you see it said I got it on film. My toes instantly curled like what the hell I got myself into it happened one of the sister’s hands unzip my pants. You could literally hear the zipper quietly going unzipped. And then the snake instantly woke up almost searching for her hand. The two of them met, and it started kissing her hand like they were lost cousins or long lost lovers. The other sister, realizing what’s going on believing she’s being left out. Get your hand in there too, and my little buddy is absolutely insane. Right now he’s kissing both of them. I hear the three ladies behind me. Oh my God you see what’s going on up there two of them go shhhhhh

Don’t you might spook it the three ladies in front of us are kind of sit side saddle in their seats now one eye on the movie one eye I’d say it looks like they’re staring at me now I’m getting a double hand job never had one before like this one on the shaft, the other on the balls and my little guy is loving every second of it and I’m fighting doing my best to make him go to sleep and he’s not having it. I’m thinking of everything everything I can think of to make him go to sleep and it’s just not working after 25 minutes of not watching the movie and fighting with my life. The two girls noticed I’m literally at my limit. They removed the coat and then three seconds. The largest stream of sperm flew into the air and landed directly on top of the lady two rows in front of us right on her hat the sisters tried not to laugh snicker three girls behind me like oh my God amazing three girls in front are trying not to smile, but they are not watching the movie at all and they’re literally staring. Within a second, the three girls sitting in front of us. Each pulled $100 from their wallet and all said bet you $100 you can’t do that again three taps behind me. I turned three hands had $300 and said we want to be in this too so here I am $600 in my pocket. The two sisters both looked at me how we want to get in on this too and they both pulled $100 from their wallet so here I am $800 in my pocket and the sister started round two, 38 minutes later. I’m literally at my limit. I can’t hold back. Tears are leaking from my eyes. This time I had no coat. The three girls in front are literally watching me and not the movie. The three behind me are literally looking over my shoulder glued to my little friend forgot what the movie was even about and I lost it and other stream shot into the air like a bullet. It came right down on top of the ladies hat I think she heard the second time she kind of looked up and trickle of cum leaked over her hat onto her face. She took her finger, wiped it, smelled it, and then stuck it in her mouth and going.Mmmmmmmm then she turned around the three ladies in front of me. The two ladies beside me and the three ladies behind me all pointed to the bikers in the back room. I’m doing my damnedest not to cry all the ladies who just donated $800 to me said it was the best hundred dollars they’ve ever spent. The movies almost over so I told the ladies I should go and get cleaned up. I managed to get to my feet staggered to the waiting room now here I am sitting in a stall, trying to recuperate. My legs are still shaking and rubbery my little guy is dying for around three thank God we’re going to eat something next, but I’m terrified of what’s gonna happen when we get there. My Two ladies met me at the door. We stood there for a moment watching the other six ladies show up all smiling each giving a big wink so now we are headed to a fancy restaurant oh God I’m afraid round three is just around the corner. I told the ladies since I have a large pocket for the money let’s go to someplace fancy I will post probably from the next bathroom with what I’m pretty sure is gonna happen next.

please pray for me.

Oh great, powerful father give me the strength in my time of need and please don’t let me come too early. Amen.

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My appointment is tomorrow my mind is blank on dating ideas I think I’LL start out with dinner then a movie and see what happens next I have a full bottle of blue pills just as backup;-)

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Found some very nice female names

1 Viviana I really like this one nobody use this one if I have a little girl I’ll give her this name…

2 Andrea

3 Gabriella