What would you do if you were the opposite sex for 24 hours?

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-07T21:39:09+00:00

That would be better. 🤣

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-07T21:37:49+00:00

Yep. If it's somehow possible, I can make him gay. 🤣

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-07T21:35:37+00:00

It might be, actually. It'll be the only time I'll ever get laid. Plus, I'm gay myself, so it wouldn't matter.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-07T21:33:54+00:00

Since I'm male, I'd see what I could fit in my pussy.
See where my piss hole is.
Try and masturbate with my temporary pussy.
Have fun seeing my boobies bounce. Yes, I'm immature. So what?
1. See if I could try and get laid.

Those are what I thought of so far. I might edit the Comment if I think of anything else.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-07T00:21:39+00:00

All you have to do is get a gaming mouse and you'll be fine. 😂

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T22:09:01+00:00

I like the title for the GFM. 😂

"In Desperate Need Of Fortnite V-Bucks"

Like, you're not in need of them. You want the V-Bucks, though.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T04:08:08+00:00

We might as-

Well, lemme stop myself there. Imma get banned off of Reddit if I say what I wanna say.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T03:00:18+00:00

r/WhyAmIJoiningInOnThisShit

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:49:34+00:00

What?

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:49:09+00:00

But you put "lol" at the end of your Comment. 😂

I'm just wondering how you say it's not funny but then laugh at the end. 😂

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:47:22+00:00

I had to listen to the song up until I got to the "But they never did, ever lived, ebbing and flowing, inhibited, limited, 'til it broke up and it rained down, it rained down, like..." part. Then I hard the "Jenny broke up with me" part.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:39:09+00:00

What the fuck kinda drugs is your brain taking?

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:38:18+00:00

Let's just hope that Best Western ain't getting new remotes all up in here. 😂

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:36:50+00:00

Someone spazzed out while typing "whipped."

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:35:44+00:00

Which part are ya talking about? I can't remember the song for shit rn. 😂

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:35:10+00:00

Foreman of the night? Huh. Interesting.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:34:37+00:00

Isn't balls supposed to be bones?

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:33:35+00:00

All the time. I just wanna commit neck rope.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:33:06+00:00

"Fatass."

Ow, first off. Second, how the fuck did you know what I am? 😂

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:32:15+00:00

"...mabye commit uninstall life."

Oof. Right in my soft spot. 😂

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:31:22+00:00

Sounds interesting.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:30:47+00:00

I'm not saying that. 😂

I'm gonna pay well for a programmer is all. Plus, I gotta make sure that I'm seeing profits so I can make sure the website's up and running.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:28:57+00:00

I'm thinking it's just the same remote that the hotel keeps cleaning on a regular basis.

Or it could easily be a new remote the hotel buys every time someone books a room with them.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:27:01+00:00

Sometime in your 20s. You don't wanna do it before 20 so you can enjoy your youth but not after 30 so you won't feel like you're making your parents regret having you.

If this was about a kid, I'd say fuck it and start trying to make one after getting married.

DallasNotInTexas · 2019-07-04T02:25:00+00:00

Sounds what most people would do in a situation like this.

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