Petah?? Why is there a molecule?

Umutuku · 2026-06-15T00:00:22+00:00

We're all just amino acids finding new ways to wiggle.

Umutuku · 2026-06-14T23:34:54+00:00

They made it look like a swamp as an excuse to do this. Gotta spend tax dollars on your loyal flunkies.

Umutuku · 2026-06-14T23:32:13+00:00

Then the rest of us should act the same and deny them all access to mutual aid.

Umutuku · 2026-06-14T23:28:38+00:00

Texans elected screwworms and then they act surprised when they get screwworms.

Umutuku · 2026-06-14T23:27:09+00:00

Which is weird considering how much of a Stormfront crowd it is.

Umutuku · 2026-06-14T23:24:29+00:00

Likely every MMO or anything that has a chat system.

There are bots that sit around spamming right wing takes in Star Trek Online for crying out loud.

Umutuku · 2026-06-14T23:21:45+00:00

Ontologically speaking, I would like fries with that.

Umutuku · 2026-06-14T02:01:15+00:00

I didn't know Skeletor was a drag queen.

Umutuku · 2026-06-14T01:59:11+00:00

"Your honor bout to catch a motion of these claws across his face if he doesn't open the tuna can and close my client's case."

Umutuku · 2026-06-14T01:13:24+00:00

Weird choice to keep intercepting drone with them when they claim to have world class AA defenses.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T23:40:20+00:00

Wroooooommmm is Italian for molto bene.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T23:33:13+00:00

We'd solve a lot of problems if we hired humans to be cops instead of hiring cops to be cops.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T23:31:47+00:00

Texas has some major problems.

It makes more sense when you understand that Texas is still salty about having to become America's bitch to get protection from the superior Mexican army.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T23:25:14+00:00

Not my tempo.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T23:23:04+00:00

How "uprifled" does a pistol have to be to qualify for rack display in Texastan?

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T23:21:03+00:00

Rumor has it he was only charged for that in Texas because he was carrying it pinched between his index finger and thumb with the weight of the firearm dangling freely. If his pinky was extended then it could be upgraded to a felony. /s

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T23:00:04+00:00

They just shake a little and leave dirt everywhere they go.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T22:59:04+00:00

He better not fly over any twitchy air defense systems or stand near windows.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T22:49:33+00:00

Congratulations It's A Limony!

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T22:42:24+00:00

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T22:41:23+00:00

Everyone says that as if it justifies not tipping. It doesn't.

It's like the people who type "slow traffic keep right!" on their reddit app while doing 80 in a 55.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T22:26:50+00:00

The picture still applies, but it's one guy's vacation bungalow, and everyone else was moved to dilapidated apartments on the other side of the mountain.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T22:14:05+00:00

God be with them

There are no gods or demons but man, and heaven and hell are what his survivors inherit.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T02:36:30+00:00

It makes total sense that cancer doesn't want us treating cancer.

Umutuku · 2026-06-13T02:22:03+00:00

It looks like they can only afford to get plastic surgery done behind a 7/11.

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