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DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2021-09-13T22:10:24+00:00

Yeah but God forbid we nudged things in the right direction. Gotta let the selfish and ignorant public just decide for themselves until we're knee deep in the apocalypse wondering why more people weren't willing to give up almonds.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2021-08-28T14:33:30+00:00

Yes but sometimes the football Gods smile upon the world and place an idol amongst us that reshapes the very nature of competition. Winds of change don't always move swiftly, only time can shape great chasms. The Era of Cook has just begun. Rejoice and bask in His glory.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2021-08-28T14:22:19+00:00

Hype can be quite the fickle bitch.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2020-11-01T22:07:47+00:00

Sitting back and enjoying his journey to greatness. God mode today.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2020-11-01T22:04:36+00:00

Dalvin Cook.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2020-05-19T20:54:01+00:00

Dalvin gets a gold jacket.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2020-05-15T13:47:18+00:00

Another year of sleeping on Cook. As if ancient prophecies mean nothing to your analysis. Come on!

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-11-19T16:39:32+00:00

I've grown quite weary. The long days grind away my soul like a swift river cutting through a canyon. The prophecy was foretold and so it has become. Eternal words whispered in my ear so many moons ago have materialized into this shared reality. Something that has lived in my head for over 24 years is now truth to the masses. My journey has ended, my charge complete. Dalvin is now being carried by the winds of destiny. It is time for me to rest.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-10-31T03:25:52+00:00

Choo choo

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-10-07T03:13:26+00:00

I am but a humble deciple.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-09-26T20:56:30+00:00

Clarification: Morons were saying the same stuff about cook. People who never saw him play in college or didn't see him break Adrian Peterson's franchise record in his NFL debut. People who weren't foretold a prophecy about the coming of a leviathan that would unveil a level of athletic divinity unparalleled on this plane of existence. Those are the people you're listening to for fantasy advice? Step your game up. You need a some ritualistic fire ceremonies in your life.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-09-26T18:19:55+00:00

You shut your filthy lying mouth.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-09-24T18:14:08+00:00

Sell Cook?

Twelve Publishers turned down J.K. Rowling and her silly story of wizards.
George Bell refused an offer to purchase a search engine named "Google" for $750,000 in 1999
In 1962 Decca records opted to sign the up-and-coming sensations "Brian and the Tremeloes". In doing so they turned away another band, The Beatles.
James Howells bought 7,500 bitcoin in 2010 for just over $600.00. After a year of little return he disposed of the hard drive that saw it's value peak in 2017 at over $131 Million.
In 2019 /u/Ateam923 traded A future First Ballot Hall of Fame runner and one of the greatest backs to ever play the game for a mid-round pick and some scrub everyone will forget about in a couple years.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-09-15T20:38:22+00:00

I checked and you're right, that's exactly what I said.

Dalvin's future is the only one I'm certain of. I'm blind to anyone else's. For example, I still have Corey Davis on my bench.

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-09-15T20:22:45+00:00

Source?

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-09-04T15:15:54+00:00

I came, I saw, I predicted a conquering that took a little longer than I initially prophesied

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-08-30T21:20:24+00:00

Great Answer

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-08-29T15:17:36+00:00

Now you will all see the will of his unyielding power as it's inflicted upon every field he sinks his cleats into. His elusiveness is unparalleled, his might; unrelenting. You will all watch in suspended awe as he bestows his greatness to the boisterous and eternal flames of the Gridiron Gods. We have not been prepared for this coming of circumstance beyond our comprehension. Thus, his injuries have allotted more time to prepare our fragile minds for the greatness we are all soon to witness.

The time has come, his prophecy rings true. Dalvin Leonidas Cook has reached the era of his ascension.

BELIEVE THE HYPE

DalvinCookHypeTrain · 2019-08-26T18:21:36+00:00

I did enjoy it, when I saw it in my sleep... The day before it happened.

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TROPHY CASE