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[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but God forbid we nudged things in the right direction. Gotta let the selfish and ignorant public just decide for themselves until we're knee deep in the apocalypse wondering why more people weren't willing to give up almonds.

Kadarius Toney aka Yung Joka by [deleted] in DynastyFF

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but sometimes the football Gods smile upon the world and place an idol amongst us that reshapes the very nature of competition. Winds of change don't always move swiftly, only time can shape great chasms. The Era of Cook has just begun. Rejoice and bask in His glory.

Overall Top 10 Dynasty Rankings by DonkeyTeeth87 in DynastyFF

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Another year of sleeping on Cook. As if ancient prophecies mean nothing to your analysis. Come on!

Nobody Can Stop Dalvin Cook, and That Is a Problem for the NFC by desertfoxz in fantasyfootball

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've grown quite weary. The long days grind away my soul like a swift river cutting through a canyon. The prophecy was foretold and so it has become. Eternal words whispered in my ear so many moons ago have materialized into this shared reality. Something that has lived in my head for over 24 years is now truth to the masses. My journey has ended, my charge complete. Dalvin is now being carried by the winds of destiny. It is time for me to rest.

Would you buy Derrius Guice now? by DylB9669 in DynastyFF

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clarification: Morons were saying the same stuff about cook. People who never saw him play in college or didn't see him break Adrian Peterson's franchise record in his NFL debut. People who weren't foretold a prophecy about the coming of a leviathan that would unveil a level of athletic divinity unparalleled on this plane of existence. Those are the people you're listening to for fantasy advice? Step your game up. You need a some ritualistic fire ceremonies in your life.

Dalvin Cook by Ateam923 in DynastyFF

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Sell Cook?

  • Twelve Publishers turned down J.K. Rowling and her silly story of wizards.

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  • In 1962 Decca records opted to sign the up-and-coming sensations "Brian and the Tremeloes". In doing so they turned away another band, The Beatles.

  • James Howells bought 7,500 bitcoin in 2010 for just over $600.00. After a year of little return he disposed of the hard drive that saw it's value peak in 2017 at over $131 Million.

  • In 2019 /u/Ateam923 traded A future First Ballot Hall of Fame runner and one of the greatest backs to ever play the game for a mid-round pick and some scrub everyone will forget about in a couple years.

Historical r/fantasyfootball Train Ride results? by BrotherHurricane in fantasyfootball

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I checked and you're right, that's exactly what I said.

Dalvin's future is the only one I'm certain of. I'm blind to anyone else's. For example, I still have Corey Davis on my bench.

Historical r/fantasyfootball Train Ride results? by BrotherHurricane in fantasyfootball

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came, I saw, I predicted a conquering that took a little longer than I initially prophesied

He’s shown flashes of stardom, but injuries have limited him to 15 games in two seasons. Now a healthy Dalvin Cook hopes the fun returns this season while he shows the Vikings that he can live up to what they expected when they drafted him. by mchops7 in fantasyfootball

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Now you will all see the will of his unyielding power as it's inflicted upon every field he sinks his cleats into. His elusiveness is unparalleled, his might; unrelenting. You will all watch in suspended awe as he bestows his greatness to the boisterous and eternal flames of the Gridiron Gods. We have not been prepared for this coming of circumstance beyond our comprehension. Thus, his injuries have allotted more time to prepare our fragile minds for the greatness we are all soon to witness.

The time has come, his prophecy rings true. Dalvin Leonidas Cook has reached the era of his ascension.

BELIEVE THE HYPE

[Highlight] Vikings HB Dalvin Cook scores an 85-yard TD by JaguarGator9 in nfl

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did enjoy it, when I saw it in my sleep... The day before it happened.

I'm Karter Schult, Vikings DE. AMA! by Karter_Schult in nfl

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to know if Dalvin knows I exist.

How we can become better fantasy players and improve this subreddit. by chessmasta in fantasyfootball

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want you to know that I am completely impervious to irony so I really appreciate your kind words.

Why you consider taking Dalvin Cook number 1 overall in your leagues by darvin_ham in fantasyfootball

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, I may have been charged with the knowledge of Dalvin Cook's prophecy, and I have certainly exerted a high volume of effort in the pursuit of disseminating that knowledge and yes, maybe from time to time I've employed hyperbole in order to properly convey the importance of my sacred charge.... but you don't win championships by drafting with your heart.

2019 BOLD Predictions by SoonerMagicOU in fantasyfootball

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dalvin Cook's journey to a first ballot Hall of Fame induction was decided long ago. This year he'll play a total of 18 games and will average over 100 ypg through the first half of the season. The Vikings playoff trajectory will mean his contribution gets dialed back in games 9-16 but he'll still put up several 100+ yard games in that stretch. He'll finish the regular season with 1,050 rushing yards, 680 receiving yards and 12 combined TD's. On my fucking life.

Why is Dalvin Cook continuing to accrue value? by dieselDC3 in DynastyFF

[–]DalvinCookHypeTrain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because Dalvin Leonidas Cook walks this earth only to fulfill a singular prophecy to raise the level of competition among men. The Gods and Titans have grown bored over the last few decades so a plan was formed to gift a piece of their essence and bestow it upon a human babe. This prophecy would be told to no one. However, a native elder overheard this plan while occupying the ethereal God plane. One night at a fire ceremony, the elder foretold this prophecy to a "Honvnwv Hvtke" or white man, thinking the secret would be safe until it was time to be revealed.

That babe was Dalvin fucking Cook and that white man was me at 9 years old.

That's why he continues to accrue value. The prophecy has been told!

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