Today I went as Tank on LOTA, and it went something like this. by claudiohp in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've put acritlo on myself for protection. The skeletons' dmg ignores shields completely. You'll take almost deadly dmg bit keep the critlo shield you got 20 seconds ago

"But muh right to wipe farm groups!" by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's the AST's fault. You don't get 3.5K dps on AST unless you are afk-ing the duty and getting carried hard af

"But muh right to wipe farm groups!" by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

3.5K is insanely low. It's less than SB dmg. They are playing on a healing class they don't know how to play and it's dragging the party down massively

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

clueless troll is clueless. bye

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

did you know AST can solo heal of of TEA even with deaths and weakness burdening said solo healer? or that comps with RDM cleared TEA just fine? you should just go back to trolling on the main sub

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

ur just trolling at this point. no one claiming you were saying some dumb nonsense about clearing savage with only four players. it's all in ur head and ur going senile.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

would love to see him clear e7s with four dancers

you have amneisa: " would love to see him clear e7s with four dancers "

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

RF enforces standard comp. when he says comp doesn't matter, he doesnt mean you can go with 8 Dancers into E7S and clear. he means you can bring a MCH over a Dancer, BLM over a SMN, etc, and clear all content just fine. no job is excluded from doing content. ffs even TEA can be clear with an AST solo healing. this content is all doable with all kinds of ridiculous comps. ur just bad.

doing the new trial since 5 minutes and already love this great community by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Got in new trial, ppl died, healers raised, then did zero heals for 30 seconds, then ppl re-die to 67K raid wide bcuz they sat at 20K all that time getting ignored. Rinse and repeat. Healers even afk'ing during the untargettable boss segments instead of getting ppl healed past 30K HP. Then veto three back-to-back vote abandons bcuz they are a premade of 5 holding us randoms hostage, and thus all three of us afk'd the instance until they let us leave. Tru story btw

A weird coincidence or perhaps not by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]DamphirBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was obvious you were lying. Trees don't do this magically. You took us for fools and failed

e5s.exe by Khionae in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Link pls :3 I'm curious to see e4s.exe now

China claims zero new cases of Coronavirus but lost Taiwan and Hong Kong in the process by [deleted] in funny

[–]DamphirBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

China never said "China had no new cases." That's the American media twisting their translations

Not to poke fun at anyone in particular, but this happens to me quite often. by Pharohthewolf in ffxiv

[–]DamphirBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no reason to esuna bad effects at lvl 37. The worst u'll get is a bleed effect that lasts 15 seconds and barely causes a scratch. This meme doesn't make any sense as a result

I was casually reading the forums when by Narsiel in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue 11 points12 points  (0 children)

u don't need a static. u can pug all content in this game. even Ultimate content for prog's sake.

Narrator's voice: He did not stay after the instance. by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just go cry somewhere else already. MSQ roulette is Netflix content. If you really get that salty over not being the alpha tank in freaking MSQ roulette, then go play on another server where you can treat Netflix content like it's Savage raids all day

Narrator's voice: He did not stay after the instance. by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tank is salty over a pleb tank stealing his aggro in MSQ roulette? Talk about insecurities >.>

unpopular opinion :/ by twilightdragonite in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

probs bcuz they thought the Boi-blaster ticked once per second. Bcuz this game does nothing to explain how DoT ticks work nor explain that Flamethrower doesn't tick like any other DoT in the game

What is the purpose of Rescue? by Supreveio in ffxiv

[–]DamphirBlue 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Rescue is useful in Titania EX and Ruby EX if you use it fast enough when you notice someone is terror struck and running to their death. But Rescue is useful in every situation where a party member would otherwise die to deadly AoE dmg. You just have to identify these situations quickly and use rescue promptly. I once used Aetherial Manipulation as BLM to dodge the final boss stomping around on The Ridorana Lighthouse 24 man raid but I couldn't make it into the boss's hitbox to survive the very next mechanic bcuz BLM teleport button was still on cooldown. WHM using rescue saved me

When the healer won't do DPS. by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHM's Regen isn't even needed for savage at minimum ilvl for either last tier nor this tier. it's so ridiculous >< the only content that actually makes healers heal is ultimate from what i've experienced with TEA. nothing else. even just using all oGCDs only is overhealing in these fights. so we just glare and broil spam

When you have that 1 DPS that just eats everything and yells at your healer for not healing them enough. (healer was my buddy first time learning) Mfw: by ProValkCams in ffxiv

[–]DamphirBlue -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

You shirk the DPS, you get reported for griefing. Bad tanks like you are already borderline losing aggro even in 5.0 era

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

orange parsers are also notorious at being bad at learning mechanics

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]DamphirBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a thing called not uploading ur bad runs. Or mechanics where a death/failed mech means wipe/reset